He's a Tramp

by Glorious Clio

Well, it's a songfic. What can I say?

Title: He's A Tramp

Rating: K

AN/Disclaimer. This story came to me while I was babysitting- the kids were watching "Lady and the Tramp," and I could just see Tiger and Marya comparing stories about Hogan. I don't own Hogan's Heroes or the song "He's a Tramp."

Marya: "He's a tramp, but I love him.
Breaks a new heart ev'ry day!
He's a tramp,
They adore him
And I only hope he'll stay that way."

Tiger: "He's a tramp,
He's a scoundrel,
He's a rounder,
He's a cad.
He's a tramp but I love him!
Yes, and even I
Have got it pretty bad."

Marya: "You can never tell when he'll show up."

Tiger: "He'll give you plenty of trouble.
I guess he's just a no 'count pup."

Marya: "But I wish that he were double!"

Both: "He's a tramp,
He's a rover,
And there's nothing more to say!
If he's a tramp,
He's a good one,
And I wish that I could travel his way!"

Stupid, I know. Review anyway?