Hotel Reimu
One day in the mystic oriental land of Gensokyo, everyone's favourite lazy scoundrel of a shrine maiden, Reimu Hakurei, was flying along a random dirt path, heading nowhere in particular. She planned to return to the Hakurei Shrine for some tea soon. As she was going along the path, she bumped into a good friend of hers, the little pandemonium, Suika Ibuki, who accepted to join her on going back to the Hakurei Shrine for a bit. Though not for tea, because Suika is an Oni, who has a gourd that produces an infinite amount of Sake, her favourite drink, so she's never sober.
The two of them went past a gate, which led to the "Eientei Kingdom" indicated by a sign they just past. As they carried going further along the track, everyone's favourite mischievous Earth rabbit, Tewi Inaba, pops up behind a pile of mushrooms and laughs mischievously at the two. Though they didn't seem to notice, and carried on.
Out of boredom, Reimu turned to Suika and said "Nice of the Reisen Udongein Inaba to invite us over for a picnic, eh Suika?
Unfortunately for her, she slipped and called her Gay Suika, but she didn't seem to notice or care. She was way too drunk to notice anyway. She then shrugged her shoulders and randomly says, in a drunken, slurry way "Ah hope sheh meid lotsa osake, osake, OSAKE!"
Then Reimu looked over Suika's shoulder and noticed something that was out of place. "Suigi, look!"
Before Suika could correct her on the correct way to say her name, Reimu then walked over to a weird building that has "The Eientei Kingdom" written all over it, but with the word "Rabbit" added between Eientei and Kingdom. On this building was a mysterious note. Reimu took the note and said "It's from Tewi!" then read it aloud.
"Dear pesky Toehoes, the Rabbitlings and I have taken over the Eientei Kingdom! The Reisen Udongein Inaba is now a permanent guest, at one of my 7 Rabbitling Hotels! I dare ya to find her if ya can!"
She then raises an eyebrow, then looks up from the letter towards Suika. "We gotta find the Reisencess!"
"And YOU gotta help us!" Says Suika, to whoever's reading this.
Reimu then randomly points her finger in the air, while looking at YOU, and says "If YOU need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, check out the enclosed Bunbunmaru instruction book!"
Then she sets off, Suika drunkenly following in tow.
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Stay tuned for Chapter 2, where Reimu and Suika begin their epic quest to save the Reisencess from the evil clutches of Tewi! =3