Keep in mind that Papyrus, Sans, Asgore,Frisk(no gender and autistic!),Toriel all live in one house,and I might add Chara,Flowey(or Asriel) to the story. No Sans and Toriel aren't dating/married. and yay PTA Sans :D. Also might add Scootaloo x Sans later on :3

And then finally the ages,of only three characters cuze I'm too lazy to do the rest :v

Toriel and Asgore: 40 to 50

Frisk: 7 to 10

Oh,also Gaster is in this as well,being the dadster of Papyrus and Sans cx and last thing I recommended searching up PTA Sans because I'm not good at describing characters also this is my first PTA Sans Fanfiction so sorry if it's bad TwT


It has been at least two yeas since the barrier was broken and Frisk became the ambassador. At first,the humans where reluctant and scared of the monsters,but soon, almost all humans trusted the monsters and got along well.

It's a beautiful day outside.

Birds are singing,flowers are blooming...

On days like these,people like you...

SHOULD BE VACCINATING YOU FUCKING KIDS HELEN!

AND FUCK YOUR LEMON SQUARES LINDA!

...well...most of the humans


"Sans?"

The skeleton heard Toriel behind him,"yeah?" Sans responded,his forever stuck smile on his face as he looked up at the goat mom.

"Could you please go to the PTA meeting tomorrow?" Toriel asked.

"i dunno." Sans shrugged. He could hear the stress in Toriel's voice,which made him worried.

Toriel glared at Sans,"I'm going to be gone tomorrow, I won't be make the meeting!"

Sans looked Toriel in the eyes before shrugging,"Fine,I'll do it."

"Promise?"

Sans sighed,"you know I don't like making promises tori ,but okay." Sans gave a nod.

Toriel gave Sans a hug,"Thank you Sans." She said after she stopped hugging Sans.

"Good night Tori." Sans said,heading over to his room.


Next day

"so where does this PTA thing?" Sans asked Frisk,holding their hand. Frisk lead the way to the PTA room.

Frisk stopped outside the door where they where stopped by a brown haired woman wearing (insert cloths here),"Um EXCUSE me," the woman said rudely,"This is a Parent Teacher Association,no bring your great great Grandparent teacher association."

Sans looked up at the woman a bone-brow raised,Tori had talked about some of the people at the PTA and she specific told him about Helen,Linda,and Diana who caused the most problems," oh! I see what you mean,diana. we're both in the same boat I guess. you're make up is REALLY convincing. But in reality you probably just a...DIANAsaur." Frisk giggled while Diana just glared at Sans.

"Frisk needs and actual parent here." Diana snapped.

"toriel couldn't make it,so I'm taking her place." Sans seemed to smile even wider,"or maybe I should have brought my old man." Diana rolled her eyes and let them pass. Sans let Frisk go off and play with the other kids. Sans took a seat and waited for the meeting to start,as he did so,he kept a close eye on Frisk who was playing with MK and a few other monsters.

"Um,excuse me." A voice said from beside him."

"hmm?"Sans said,looking in the direction it came from," oh hi." He said to the Anthro pony(Scootaloo) who was holding a cup of ice water.

"You must be Sans the skeleton, it's nice to meet you." The pony said smiling.

"it's ICE to meet you too." Sans chuckled at his own joke,"what's your name?" Sans asked.

"I'm Scootaloo, I'm a new teacher." The pony responded.

"you look kinda young to be a teacher." Sans said closing his eyes.

"Why does everyone say that." Scootaloo said frustrated before realizing Sans has fallen asleep. Scootaloo poked him.

"hehe,i'm still awake Sans said opening one eye to look at Scootaloo, that's when a woman(Linda) walked in.

" Sorry I'm late!" Linda said before writing some things on the board. Budget,School play,Vaccinations and Bake sale. Every teacher and parent took their seats as Linda got started.

"Do you wanna try a lemon bar?" Scootaloo asked in a whisper Sans,taking a seat next to him.

" sure,why not." Sans shrugged before feeling a tug on his jacket,he looked down and saw Frisk," oh hey frisk." Sans said smiling.

'Don't try the lemon bars!' Frisk signaled. Sans looked at Frisk confused,' They're bad.' Sans looked up to see Scootaloo had already gotten two lemon bars and was heading back to them.

"Here ya go." Handing Sans one of the lemon bars," no shame in trying." Sans shrugged taking a bite of the lemon bar... It was as hard as a brick," I immediately regret my decision. " Sans said, "Who made this! It's terrible!"

"You should be thankful for what you get!" Linda snapped.

"you're so called lemon bars are the terrible linda,what'd you use?" Sans asked,"cement?" Linda glared at Sans,"hey don't be a SOUR puss." Scootaloo rolled her eyes while some of the parents and teachers laughed,"i know someone who can make better lemon bars than you."

"Everybody loves my lemon bars!" Linda snapped back.

"suuure,is that why they're as hard as a brick?" Sans asked,"I don't think ants would eat them."


So uh,I just came up with an idea for chapter two and I don't want to linger on this chapter,if you want me to finish chapter one(or better yet,I should put this as part one,yeah IMA do that) let me know cx