" I can't believe I'm stuck with you. You! Of all the people in the world!"
" Hey! It could have been worse! You could have been stuck with your sister!"
"...true."
" Let's just get this over with so I can go back to my Suki-poo and unleash my irresistible charm on her."
" Gee thanks Sokka, you just scared me for life."
" Like you and Mai are any better. Oh Mai you're so beautiful when you hate the world. I love you as much as you hate the colour orange. You're the only speck of light in this never ending,meaningless darkness of my pitiful existence."
" That...that is not true! I'm pretty sure I didn't use the word 'pitiful' !"
" Right..."
" Stop mocking me!"
" No, you idiot! I mean turn right! You're going to crash into... Look out!"
" Spirits!"
"..."
"..."
" He's not moving. Why isn't he moving!? You killed him! Zuko you murderer! And to think, I'm friends with a cold blooded killer!"
" Shut up, Sokka! We have to go out and..."
" Bury the body? Clean the blood stains? Silence the witnesses? What, Zuko?! Nothing you do is going to save your sorry butt now!"
"...I was going to say take him to a hospital."
" Oh."
" Though I might take up your last suggestion. Seeing that you are the only witness to the crime."
" Haha. Very funny... Hey wait, the guy is getting up!"
" Thank Agni."
" Guess all that cabbages must have cushioned the impact."
" I better go check on him." Zuko reached for the door.
(Splat!)
They watched the icky mess slide down the windshield in slow motion.
" Is that..."
" Uh huh."
Zuko quickly hit the accelerator and fled the scene.
" That's right! You kids better run! That's what you get for messing with my cabbages!"