A/N: I got inspired, im going to update this story as often as possible, but considering I work at a horse barn in the mornings and evenings and do stuff in between, this story might take awile. But dont fret because I dont plan on letting this story go uncompleted for more then 3 months in a row, I might miss a few weeks here and there and If my ending seems rushed its because I lost interest but wanted to write it to satisfy all you lovely readers.
IM WELL AWARE THAT THIS IS NOT GONNA BE LIKE CANON AT ALL!!! Dont get your panties in a knot because everything is different, thats what fanfiction is about, It is a site for people who want to express their ideas for their fandoms or their own books. I have gotten a hate comment once for a story not being canon, and that I should have researched the show before writing about it. I watched both Naruto and Naruto shippuden, and Im well aware he is not beaten, starved or abused by stupid drunk people. If your going to complain about it, go somewhere else I dont want to hear it. I only accept constructive criticism because that shit doesnt hurt, Thank you for reading this if you did and Im sorry for rambling.
I have not decided on a person to ship with Naruto yet but Im kind of thinking Ibiki, Skikimaru orsomeone else, Rated M for eventual sex, possible rape, Gore and or torture and of course, swearing. If you have a suggestion for a ship give it to me in the comments and I will make a poll once I have three or more names at the bottom of a chapter. Forever yours, Claybuttons ._.
Chapter 1:
Time frame is after wave mission.
Kill me please. Sigh, my name is Naruto Uzumaki and Im in a class full of- well, almost a class full of- Idiots. The only exception is the chalk girl and deer boy, Aka Hyuuga Hinata, the shy but secretly dominant one and Nara Shikimaru who is a resident genius. Oh! Right, cant forget about myself. Yeah I'm actually really smart but I am playing a prank on this years graduating class, a year long prank that has fooled everyone. I'm acting the fool, wearing kill me Orange in hopes of people underestimating me and playing stupid so everyone thinks my brain is dead as a doorknob. Which brings us to this situation, Im running for my life from villagers and some ninja. As I run kunai and shuriken are being thrown by the ninja and rocks by the civilians at me, I run into an ally that I know is a dead end so I can lose the villagers and I use chakra to get up the wall. Now I just have to lose the ninja... ah I know the perfect place!
The Forest of Death, also known as training ground 44, no ninja willingly goes in there for all the beasts that dwell inside, waiting to tear you apart with teeth, claws or both. Who am I kidding, they are like me, ignored and hated. The animals love me and protect me so as soon as I reach the fence surrounding the forest I hop over and turn to the ninja who also hop over. I smirk darkly and let out a shrill whistle and out comes some tigers, leopards, panthers and even some good sized snakes. I chuckle under my breath at the ninjas sudden realization of where they are, I discreetly throw some senbon to the three with some paralysis poison on them and they fall almost instantly. I look over at one of the tigers and nod, loading the paralyzed ninja onto her back we take off towards the Hokage tower. I hop onto the tiling below the window and hide my chakra "Ibiki I need you to take on a student, you are getting far to deep into your work and your going to burn yourself out." I hear someone sigh. Doesnt sound to important so I open the window hop in with the tiger following behind "Sorry If im interrupting but, I was just chased down by some ninja and civilians. I caught the ninja and Lira helped me bring them here." The Hokage looks at the extra load and sweatdrops "Naruto, what have I said about going into the forest of death? Its forbidden. Anyways, Report." I nod my head and start recounting the tale to the old man including the weapon throwing and my senbon and poison use, "And then I jumped over the fence with the ninja following me and scared the shit out of them by calling out some of the animals, while they where distracted I threw two senbon needles coated in paralysis poison at them and now here we are." I grin and motion for Lira to drop them, I take out a scroll and unroll it to get some meat out of a storage seal. I give the meat to Lira and scratch her neing her ear "Thanks Lira, you can go back now." She drops her meat and licks my face before picking it up and leaving. I wipe my face and roll the scroll up and secure it back to where I got it "The paralysis should wear off in about..." I look at a clock "Five to ten minutes" I nod and wipe away the imaginary dust from my legs. I turn and see a devious look on Jii-san's face "Naruto, how would you like to be a student to a new sensei?" I look at him wearily but cover it up with a grin, to wide to be real "What are you talking about? Why would I need one? Kakashi-sen-" I see him shake his head and I tilt my head "Naruto, stop pretending. We all know he is horrible at teaching." I wince and drop my mask, my eyes become icy and I cross my arms "And who the hell, do you think would have time for a 'Demon brat' like me? Your right, Hatake-san is a horrible teacher and he lives in the past, he is indecent and ignorant. But what is the point? Ive learned more by myself then I ever have from a teacher, wich is ironic ne? If I wanted a sensei that actually taught me properly I would have to leave this hell hole and find one, hell even an Akatsuki member would be a better teacher." He looks at me with shock "How do you know about Akatsuki?" I snort and look away "Same way I found out about my parents, Im not as stupud as I act and you know that so I dont know how you are surprised. As for how, its simple really, I snuck into the vents and heard you talking to Jariya about them." He shakes his head and bangs it on his table. Just as he is about to speak I hear a groan and I smirk and turn around to see one of the ninja waking up, seeing me, seeing the Hokage and the TI department head and start hyperventilating. I walk over and let one of my nails lengthen "Hello! Nice of you to join us! Now, I want to know why you, a fellow konoha ninja, would try to kill me!" I give him a closed eyed smile. "Rot in hell demon, as if I would tell you!" I open my eyes and glare down at him "If I where to stab you right now with my nail, I could inject fuzzys chakra and you can slowly die in agony from the inside out. But thats only if you refuse to answer my question." He stays tight lipped so I stab him in the shoulder and he grinds his teeth, I turn my head to the side slightly and pour some red chakra into his body. Almost as soon as its entered he starts screaming, I let that go on for about two minutes before I stop the flow. "You wanna answer now?" The guy is already almost passed out "I cant, Im not able to, its a seal I swear." I ask him where and he says the back of his neck. I press his head down and study it "Basic Eradication, used to kill anyone who speaks word of who applied it, considering there is really only one person in the village im going to guess Danzo applied it. Easy to get rid of." I do some hand signs and slap my palm against the seal and pull it away and watch as the seal dissolves "Alright buddy, stick out your tongue." everyone looks at me weirdly but he obeys. Nothing. I nod "Danzo puts the seal on his root ANBU, usually on the tongue. You are not root so you must just be working for him, now that the seal is gone you can say whatever, so, like I said before. Why where you trying to kill me?" The guy squeezes his eyes shut and spills everthing "Danzo ordered me to, using the seal as blackmail saying he would kill me if I didnt, same with the other two. Im not exactly happy with your existence but I wouldnt kill you, You get enough shit from everyone else." I sit there for a moment with my head down, I pick it up slowly and as I talk an evil grin takes over my face. In a sing song voice I reply "You still broke the thirds law~" I look over at the third and he nods. I stab him again and let some of fuzzys chakra enter again, making the guy suffer till he died about four minutes later. "Shame, I really liked hearing his screams." I frown and shrug, I walk over to the other two and remove theyre seals. I walk back over to jii-san and smile innocently "If you have someone who can teach me and deal with my insanity then I will think about it!" He nods and points behind me "Oh I forgot you where here, hi Ibiki-san! Nice to see ya, did you enjoy your glitter bomb?" He looks shocked before looking at the Hokage and smirking evily, and what a sexy smirk that is. Bad mind this guy looks like two times your age, stop it you masochist little shit. "Can I have him as a student? If he can remove seals from people I need to interrogate it would be handy, and if he can sneak thru ANBU and TI then he has to have some pretty good stealth skills" I look at him and cock a brow, I look at the Hokage and see his thinking face before he nods slowly. Sweet, a teacher that can actually teach me something, and he is hot!... Fuck!
I follow my new sensei down the the TI department and smile innocently at all the ANBU we pass and grin happily at all the screams I can hear "Alright lets see here, Uzumaki Naruto, born on the night of October 10th, Failed academy test three times and passed after beating traitor Mizuki, Parents Unknown, Family Unknown, Ostracized and beaten for being the jailer of the Nine tailed fox. One A rank, one B rank, two C rank and 98 D rank missions, is known for pranking Villagers, ANBU and other unmentioned people. Wears a metaphorical mask to hide his personality, despises the colour orange but wears it to hide even further in his mask." I stare at him and glare. He feels holes being stabbed by icicles into his back so he turns and looks at me, I smirk once ive got his attention. " Ibiki Morino, tokubetsu jōninofKonohagakureand the commanding officer of theKonoha Torture and Interrogation Force, Older brother to Idate Morino, who he failed in his chunin exams as the first proctor. Has a belief that pain is an effective form of communication, which he employs whenever he carries out his duties of torture and interrogation, has been described as strict and a sadist. Has the ability to block information from others trying to interrogate him. And just so you know, that isnt all I have on you." I smile innocently because I know that nobody has ever gotten as much information on him in two years then I have in one day "Oh yeah, and now is a sensei to Uzumaki Naruto." He just stares shocked at me like I just told him I fucked his mother, I shrug my shoulders. I wave a hand in his face and he comes back, "how did you.." he just shakes his head and closes his eyes while chuckling. "This is going to be interesting" I nod and thought to myself as we continue to his office 'Especially if I get my way~' I feel my hormones coming to the surface and I push them down. Once we get into his office he motions me to sit on a chair infront of his desk "So, tell me. Why are you wearing a henge?" I cock an eyebrow and look at him "You can sense it?" He nods and I look at him skeptically "Does it matter why? Or even what I actually look like?" He nods his head and I wait for him to explain "Security reasons. So if you wouldnt mind I woukd like you to drop it." I sit there and stare at him before bringing my hand up and releasing my henge. He sits there and looks me over, I suppress a shiver at his gaze. Im about six inches taller, lean but muscular and my hair is still blonde but its longer in the front. My face has almost no baby fat and my eyes are thinner and more almond shape, I wear different clothes underneath my henge wich consists of black ANBU pants, a mesh t-shirt with a black jacket over it. My wrists up to my elbows are wrapped in bandages as well as half way up my calfs from my ankles, and my Hitai-ate is around my neck. He looks back up at me and I surpress another shiver and the trace amounts of lust in his eyes wich is gone in almost an instant making me wonder if it was actually there or not. I get a sudden picture in my head of Ibiki pounding me hard into his desk and me moaning in pain and pleasure, Im a masochist by the way. I have to restrict any emotion from showing on my face and I close my eyes as I force that image into the back of my head for later, I will my sudden half hard erection to go away and it works by imagining might guy in a Speedo. Hopefully he didnt notice but if he did he didnt say anything, instead he hands me a bunch of papers. "For security reasons you will have to fill all of these forms out, they arent hard, you just have to read thru it and sign whatever is needed." I nod and ask for a pen, I start reading and listening to all the sounds around me. "Someone named Anko just cracked her prisoner" I hold the pen to my lip as I continue reading, ignoring the curious look im given. Suddenly there is a purple haired women standing in the office with a smirk "Ibiki! I just broke him!" I look over at him and he stares at me shocked before facing the women and sighs "Have you ever heard of knocking?" I snort and suddenly the women is sitting on my lap "My my, arent you handsome? Wanna go out for dinner? My treat~" She pushes her bust up with her arms. "I dont like women, sorry." She looks confused before smirking again "puh-lease your as straight as a spaghetti noodle" I look in her eyes and with my own small smirk I cup her face and reply "Of course it is, till you get it wet, and hot." I give her cheek a tap "Now can you get off me? I have paperwork to do." I can hear Ibiki still choking on his laughter at how the women got turned down. The women gets a tick mark and with a small blush slides off my lap and faces Ibiki again "Who is this asshole!" Ibiki takes a few more minutes to calm down before replying "He is my new apprentice, be nice, he can be alot scarier then you think." I go back to reading and after a few minutes my eyes hurt so I make a few clones and tell them to read the papers. "Alright, ive got a few interrogations to perform, would you like to come and watch?" I nod my head and follow him as he stands and walks out the door, I fold my arms behind my head and stretch as we walk causing my shirt to rise a bit causing some of the ANBU hanging around to faint. We get to a room and he tells me to sit in the corner and observe, I do as told and watch as Ibiki gets to work. After awile the guy speaks "I cant talk, he will know..." I quirk a brow and tilt my head in thought, I catch Ibiki's attention and motion for him to ask about a seal. The man nods "Where is it?" he looks at his bicep and I look at Ibiki who nods and backs away as I stand and walk over, I take a kunai from my pouch and rip the sleeve so I have access. I study the seal and I see the multiple layers, my brows furrowed in concentration as I access the seal and its uses. "Self destruction seal, Paralisis seal, Silence of the mind seal, this one seal has so many layers its like deciphering a puzzle with a thousand outcomes. If I take one seal off wrong I could set off another seal that could kill us all or him, If I want to get thru them all without those I need to use it..." I muttered the last part before closing my eyes and snapping them back open revealing black eyes with four gray circles on the edge and the middle faded into white, I watch as all the seals separate infront of my eyes. I instantly come up with a way to deactivate all seals at the same time "Sealing art: multi seal destruction" I say calmy and press my hand full of chakra onto the seal and all at once the whole thing shatters, litteraly. I let my eyes deactivate and pull back my hand to see shards of dried ink, I nod and look back at Ibiki "You can ask him whatever now, he has no reason to hold back." He nods and I sit back in the corner and cross my arms and watch as the guy spills everything "Thank you sir, for taking that seal off." I stare and nod slightly before following Ibiki out of the room "So... are you a seal master or something?"
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A/N: Well there is the first chapter, I dont plan to make Naruto over powered, unless you guys want me to. Anyways I already have thought of two people to ship him with so if you guys want anyone else just tell me and ill add them to the list. Im kind of leaning towards Ibiki just cause my brain seems to have made them already lust after eachother a bit. Oh well, comment on who you think. This is a yaoi, so male characters only please!
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