Hi this is my first Xenosaga fic. Don't ask me where this weird idea came from but here it is. Read review no flames.

Ye shall be as Fan girl

Ch 1 Say what?!

Jr. was bored, he had devised a plan to cure his boredom. He walked down to the area where KOS-MOS was kept.

"Hello Jr." said Allen

"Hi Allen."

"What brings you down here?"

"Shion is looking for you. She says that she has to see you."

"Really!" he yelped dropping the clip bored and took off running up stairs.

"Well that was easy." Said the read haired URTV as he walked over to KOS-MOS's repair tank. He pressed a few random buttons on the computer. "Done, and done." He laughed. "I can't wait till they wake her up." He said walking away.

"I'm telling you he told me you wanted to see me." Said Allen as he followed Shion back into KOS-MOS's room.

"Honestly Allen I told him no such thing. I haven't even see him all day. Now watch the screen I'm going to wake her up." She pressed a button on the computer. "Good morning KOS-MOS."

The lid slowly raised up as KOS-MOS sat up. "Good morning, Shion."

"How are you feeling?"

"All systems are functioning normally."

"Good."

KOS-MOS got up and began to walk out of the room.

"Where are you going?"

She ignored them and continued walking out the door.

The two engineers followed her.

Chaos was walking down the hallway minding his own business when suddenly.

"OH MY GOD! YOUR SO HOT!" yelled KOS-MOS who tackled him.

"GAH!" screamed Chaos who hit the ground with a half-ton android on top of him.

"Oh my God!" yelled Shion.

"Oh dear…" said Allen

"Get her off of me!" cried Chaos.

"I loves you so much my dear little silver haired friend."

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"KOS-MOS that's not a proper way to act!" yelled Shion as she tried to pull her off of him.

"NO!!!!! Don't separate me from him!!!!"

They pulled her off of him.

Chaos took off running down the hall way as fast as his little legs could carry him.

"WAIT! MY LITTLE KADAJ LOOK A LIKE!" she called.

"Say what?" asked Shion

"He reminded me of Kadaj from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children."

"Who?" asked Allen.

"You know Kadaj. Looks kind of like Sephiroth except younger."

"What is she babbling on about."

Shion didn't know what was going on but she knew who did it. "JR!!!!!!!" she yelled.

Jr. laughed to himself as he opened a book and began to read.

Next chapter coming soon. Remember read review no flames.