Disclaimer: I don't own Lok. I don't own the christmass nativity either........is there anything I do own?
The Christmas nativity LoK Style!!
Starring
Kain as Joseph
Umah as Mary
Moebius as herod
Vorador,Janos and Raziel as the 3 wise men
Turel,Dumah,Rahab,Zephon and Melchiah as the shepherds
And Many More!
(Popeland walks on stage)
Me VO: Along time ago in a galaxy far far away . The empire attempted to destroy the rebel headquarters on the ice moon of......opps wrong story...... (looks around for his script) ammm..... in a small town called Bethlehem was where Mary and Joseph lived and ......er...... they had this conversation
(Popeland runs off stage and voices are heard)
Me: SWITCH MY SCRIPT WILL YOU!!!
(Stage goes black and Screams are heard)
(Stage lights up and reveals Umah sitting in a kitchen and Kain reading the newspaper )
Umah: Joseph
Kain: Yes?
Umah: I'm pregnant...
Kain: Ah right (goes back to the reading the newspaper)
Umah: with the child of god
Kain: WHAT?!!! YOU TWO TIMING SLU.........I mean....this comes at a bad time for soon we must travel to Jerusalem
Umah: Oh I'll just put it off then!!!
Kain: would you?
(Umah hits him in the side of the head)
Kain: Oww! Right tonight we must leave
Umah: why?
Kain: because I have a feeling we're being watched.........
Umah: by who?
(Kain points at the audience)
Umah: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Umah runs off stage
Kain: oh dear god......
(Stage fades to black)
(Stage lights up again and beach scenary is on stage)
(Popeland walks back on stage)
Me: meanwhile in a harsh desert *stops to kick a beach ball that was rolling towards him* the 3 wise men where contemplating questions like "what could this mysterious star mean" and " if you could be any animal what would you be?
(3 wise men walk on)
(Raziel is wearing a sheet and a gold medalion, janos is wearing a cape and a hat with mirrors in it and vorador is dressed for some reason as a sailor)
Raziel: yes the star will lead us to our new king
Janos: right yeah
Raziel: I'm serious!
Vorador: like the time when there was that eclipse and you said we were all going to die and we spent all night in a hole in the ground
Raziel: hey that was one time!
Janos: or the time when there was that really dark cloud and you made us build an ark so the righteous could be saved
Raziel: OK twice
Vorador: or when...
Raziel: SHUTUP!!! There is a new king and we must bring gifts of....
(Stage goes dark)
Janos: *stage flashes * Gold!
Vorador: *stage flashes *Frankincense!
Raziel: *stage flashes *ROCK!!!
Vorador: ...rock?
Raziel: Yeah. ROCK!!!!
Janos: why are you giving a rock to a small child!
Raziel: Its not a rock its ROCK!!!
Janos: oh right........
Raziel: now we must cross the harsh desert! Vorador put that beach ball back!!!
And so they set off in the direction of there new king
(Meanwhile in a miscellaneous field)
Sheep: Baa
Dumah: Baa?
Sheep: Baa!
Rahab: Stop that! You've been doing it for an hour!
Turel: AHHHHH! WHATS THAT!!!
(Nuraptor walks on stage and lights a flare)
Melchiah: it must be the light of god!
(Ariel appears)
Ariel: do not be afraid for I am the angel of god
Zephon: AHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!
Ariel: I SAID DON'T BE AFRAID!!! NOW SHUTUP!!
(All the lieutenants stand very still)
Ariel: Better. Anyway you must go north and find your new king and then...OH MY GOD!!!
(Nuraptor sets himself on fire)
Nuraptor: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!!
Ariel: Roll!!!
(Nuraptor rolls on the ground)
Nuraptor: ITS NOT HELPING!!!
(Kain runs on with a bucket of water and throws it on nuraptor)
Nuraptor: ARGGHHHHHH!!!
(Flames grow more intense)
Ariel: KAIN!!! THAT WAS PETROL!!!
Kain: Really? Oh silly me.
(Popeland runs on with a fire extinguisher and uses it)
(Flames go out)
Nuraptor: Ahhhh! I'm in pain!
Me: Someone take him to the burn ward
(Several men walk on stage and drag nuraptor away)
Ariel: Honey! I'm coming!
(Ariel runs off stage)
Me: (looking at the audience) I don't think they noticed......
Curtains fall
So what do you think? should I stop because its terrible or blasphemous? Hmmmmmmm
Read & Review PLEASE!!!!!
The Christmas nativity LoK Style!!
Starring
Kain as Joseph
Umah as Mary
Moebius as herod
Vorador,Janos and Raziel as the 3 wise men
Turel,Dumah,Rahab,Zephon and Melchiah as the shepherds
And Many More!
(Popeland walks on stage)
Me VO: Along time ago in a galaxy far far away . The empire attempted to destroy the rebel headquarters on the ice moon of......opps wrong story...... (looks around for his script) ammm..... in a small town called Bethlehem was where Mary and Joseph lived and ......er...... they had this conversation
(Popeland runs off stage and voices are heard)
Me: SWITCH MY SCRIPT WILL YOU!!!
(Stage goes black and Screams are heard)
(Stage lights up and reveals Umah sitting in a kitchen and Kain reading the newspaper )
Umah: Joseph
Kain: Yes?
Umah: I'm pregnant...
Kain: Ah right (goes back to the reading the newspaper)
Umah: with the child of god
Kain: WHAT?!!! YOU TWO TIMING SLU.........I mean....this comes at a bad time for soon we must travel to Jerusalem
Umah: Oh I'll just put it off then!!!
Kain: would you?
(Umah hits him in the side of the head)
Kain: Oww! Right tonight we must leave
Umah: why?
Kain: because I have a feeling we're being watched.........
Umah: by who?
(Kain points at the audience)
Umah: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Umah runs off stage
Kain: oh dear god......
(Stage fades to black)
(Stage lights up again and beach scenary is on stage)
(Popeland walks back on stage)
Me: meanwhile in a harsh desert *stops to kick a beach ball that was rolling towards him* the 3 wise men where contemplating questions like "what could this mysterious star mean" and " if you could be any animal what would you be?
(3 wise men walk on)
(Raziel is wearing a sheet and a gold medalion, janos is wearing a cape and a hat with mirrors in it and vorador is dressed for some reason as a sailor)
Raziel: yes the star will lead us to our new king
Janos: right yeah
Raziel: I'm serious!
Vorador: like the time when there was that eclipse and you said we were all going to die and we spent all night in a hole in the ground
Raziel: hey that was one time!
Janos: or the time when there was that really dark cloud and you made us build an ark so the righteous could be saved
Raziel: OK twice
Vorador: or when...
Raziel: SHUTUP!!! There is a new king and we must bring gifts of....
(Stage goes dark)
Janos: *stage flashes * Gold!
Vorador: *stage flashes *Frankincense!
Raziel: *stage flashes *ROCK!!!
Vorador: ...rock?
Raziel: Yeah. ROCK!!!!
Janos: why are you giving a rock to a small child!
Raziel: Its not a rock its ROCK!!!
Janos: oh right........
Raziel: now we must cross the harsh desert! Vorador put that beach ball back!!!
And so they set off in the direction of there new king
(Meanwhile in a miscellaneous field)
Sheep: Baa
Dumah: Baa?
Sheep: Baa!
Rahab: Stop that! You've been doing it for an hour!
Turel: AHHHHH! WHATS THAT!!!
(Nuraptor walks on stage and lights a flare)
Melchiah: it must be the light of god!
(Ariel appears)
Ariel: do not be afraid for I am the angel of god
Zephon: AHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!
Ariel: I SAID DON'T BE AFRAID!!! NOW SHUTUP!!
(All the lieutenants stand very still)
Ariel: Better. Anyway you must go north and find your new king and then...OH MY GOD!!!
(Nuraptor sets himself on fire)
Nuraptor: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!!
Ariel: Roll!!!
(Nuraptor rolls on the ground)
Nuraptor: ITS NOT HELPING!!!
(Kain runs on with a bucket of water and throws it on nuraptor)
Nuraptor: ARGGHHHHHH!!!
(Flames grow more intense)
Ariel: KAIN!!! THAT WAS PETROL!!!
Kain: Really? Oh silly me.
(Popeland runs on with a fire extinguisher and uses it)
(Flames go out)
Nuraptor: Ahhhh! I'm in pain!
Me: Someone take him to the burn ward
(Several men walk on stage and drag nuraptor away)
Ariel: Honey! I'm coming!
(Ariel runs off stage)
Me: (looking at the audience) I don't think they noticed......
Curtains fall
So what do you think? should I stop because its terrible or blasphemous? Hmmmmmmm
Read & Review PLEASE!!!!!