So, here I am; with Ilia, as the last two Human in Hyrule.
I guess I wouldn't choose anyone else, to be stuck with, in a rather apocoliptic Hyrule.
So, what happened to Hyrule, you may ask.
Well, that's a long story. Come on, closer. … GOD DAMN IT GET CLOSER OR STOP WASTING MY TIME!
Okay, so…
It was a normal day, in the small town Ordon. I'd just started getting lectured about keeping my horse, Epona, safer, by my life-long friend, Ilia. I know it was only because she cared and didn't want me or Epona to kill ourselves, but sometimes she's just too serious, y'know.
"Alright, alright, calm down Ilia." I gesturing my hands downwards.
Ilia grunted and crossed her arms.
I sighed.
"Well, let's fix her up, before arguing and wasting time?" I asked her, smirking lightly. The truth was, I thought she adorable when she's mad.
We began to fix the injuries I accidentally inflicted on Epona.
Then, it started getting dark and gloomy. "What? Night, already?! I like just woke up!" I exclaimed, dumbfounded. Ilia looked up into the sky "No, It cant be night… -" She replied being interrupted by the sounds of multiple hoofs slamming against the floor.
Both me and Ilia looked in the direction of the sounds, to see a horde of monsters charging towards 's eyes widened, she had frozen in place. I roughly shoved her out of the way, and ran in the same direction I pushed her. They stopped, and slowly walked towards us. I pulled out the wooden sword that I'd received earlier, they paused and laughed. I found myself swinging it shortly after, of course I had to miss and hit Ilia. She yelped, and fell to the floor muttering something, probably curse words.
When I focused back on the horde, it was to late to react to, they jumped on me and started beating me with wooden clubs.
Every thing was very dark. I felt cold, pain was repeditively striking me.
I heard a horse- my horse, Epona! I heard shreiks of pain and something that sounded like a stampede. Were they running? My vision started return ing to me quickly, I saw a… red puddle? Wait, blood?!
I quickly, recklessly got back up.
I saw Ilia running towards me. I instantly fell into her arms.
"Link! YOU DAMNNED IDIOT! … Are you okay..." …
It took a few moments for me to say "sure."
I slowly stood myself up. "What about you? I hit you by accident..." I sorrowfully asked.
"I'm fi-" There was a big 'clunk.'
One of the came back and hit her. I, being a amazing genius, attacked it, ignoring her body, which had fallen face first into the spring. After brutally murdering the beast, I picked her up and noticed I could've drowned her. muttering a few curse words I put her on Epona and rode too my tree house. After placing her on my bed, carefully, I decided to examine her injuries. I looked at where I'd hit her with thew wooden sword, I saw a gash with blood pouring out. I wrapped it up with some cloth, then looked at her head. There was a big bump. I had no clue what I It was, so I ignored it.
I was looking outside of my window when I noticed that the horde they encountered was kidnapping children.
I gasped and went to unseath my wooden sword, then I noticed, I lost it.
I was about to punch the wall, when a small, soft hand grabbed my shoulder. I turned around to see Ilia smiling lightly. "Is everything, everyone okay? I saw they went towards town…"
I sighed and shook my head.
She frowned.
"Well… THEN DO SOMETHING!" she scolded. I smiled, and replied "So patching you up isn't something?" I smirked at her, challenging her.
She just slapped me and scolded me about how this wasn't a time to fool around, she practically threw me out the window afterwards. 'Looks like I'll be doing this barefist.' I's thought.
Alright, that was a lot, and a decent start, if you ask me. But I wrote this first part on a phone, so, the upcoming chapters should be bigger, with better grammar, and more descriptive text.
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