My name is Betty. Im not a ugly Betty, Im a pretty pretty Betty. At leest I hope Jacob thinks so. Hes the coolest guy in school. Hes goten suspendead twice, plays hooky and rides his bike on Wensdays, and has a cool triabal tat on his sholder. No wonder Lauren likes him too. She bleaches her hair, wares crop tops and booty shorts, and fuchia lipstick to school EVERY DAY. But Jay is the coolest kid. My dad dont like him but its true love like Romeo and Juliet! Now if only I culd talk to him at least once.
I sprayed my heviest Victorias secret perfum and sat next to his specal motorcycle slot and waited for my love for at least an hour until the bell rang. Then I remebered it was Wensday. So the rest of the day I smeleld like Sexy Angel Sexy Fruity Sexy Vanilly Sexy Sexy Spray.
"Hai" said my nerdy friend Eugene. His glases are 4 inches thick, ginger, wares lime green braces (with headgare), and suspendars, and a total tomato face. Ive know him since we were in dipers. To bad hes not Jacob. "Have you seen Jacob?" I asked. His nose wrinked. I guess Sexy Spray works. "No its ditch wensday." The bell rang "I have to get to AP calcoulus" "But your a sophmore!" I yeleld. Jacob was suppsoed to be a Junior but I guess he loved me to much and stayed a sophmore. He takes freshman algebra. Lovers are suppsoed to know each others scedules. "Jacob dont take it even!" "Well ya" he said and walked away. He does that when I talk abot my future hubby.
Later Eugene went to my locker. "Do you want to go to prom..." and I said "with Jacob? Is he gonan ask me!" "No with me" "Im waiting for Jacob Eugene. I mean prom is suppsoed to be practice for the wedding not for dorky best freinds." He looked sad and walked away. I need more girl friends.
Later I walked to Jacob's house. I went all Sadie Hawkins Romeo and Juliet and brout roses and a wraped ham cause everyone loves ham. I threw the ham at his window. He shot a paintball threw the hole. He stuck his face out the hole looking sexyer than ever. I yelled "I love you! Go to prom and the altar with me!". I was wearing a microskirt and a bra-shirt thing that said "I love Jacob Black!" across the boob in hot pink. He paintballed no on my belly.
I spent prom sitting at home crying and watching the notebook. Eugene went with Lauren. I wish Eugene was hotter.