Title says it all.
This is my first so go easy on me. Please? :}
Enjoy!
1: Drop him on a deserted planet and wait for the death star to destroy it.
2: Throw him into a bottomless pit.
3: Throw him and jar jar binks a into a very deep pit and wait for Rosh to commit suicide
4: Throw him in a garbage compactor.
5: Cut his head off with a fork.
6: Lock him in a room and shove death sticks down his throat.
7: Lock him in the same room as the Krayt Dragon.
8: Slowly twist his head off.
9: Drown him in acid.
10: Force him slowly cut his own limbs of with his toe nail clippings.
11: Bury him alive in Bantha dung.
12: Make him swallow C4 and detonate it when he least expects it.
13: Play pinata with him until his head bursts.
14: VERY slowly pry his eyes out with needles until you reach his brain. Be sure to restrain him.
15: Shove him into a blender (add bleach and/or hot sauce for fun ) and turn it up to its highest speed.
16: Force him to watch teletubbies. (he'll commit suicide)
17: Turn to the dark side and kill him.
18: Lock him in a room and fill it with a special gas that will make suffer and only affect him a few years later.
19: Force him to eat himself limb from limb.
20: Cook him and eat him.
21: Pin his eyelids so that they stay open and wait until his eyes get so dry he digs his fingers into his
brain.
22: Make him listen to a VERY LOUD sound until his brain turns into popcorn.
23: Make him eat beans until he explodes.
24: Force him to eat his own puke until he commits suicide.
25: Make him eat jar jar binks alive.
26: Show him a screamer that's really loud so that he'll have a heart attack.
27: Isolate him from the galaxy until he commits suicide.
28: Shove Jedi knight: Jedi academy down his throat and say how annoying he was in it.
29: Make him puke out his own insides.
30: Just...Kill him however you want
I'm ashamed to have such a disgusting mind.
I hope you enjoyed!
Please review. :)
