A New Family:
An Ouran High School Host Club/ Harry Potter Crossover
Chapter I: Moving to BritainKaoru watched as his older twin slept. He typed softly on his laptop only to back space it all away. He opened a picture document of the Host Club from the Pre-Haruhi days. He and Hikaru looked just as reserved and alienated then as he felt at that moment.
He and his twin were heading to Britain, feeling estranged again after finally feeling a sense of belonging. He stole a glance at Hikaru and placed his hand on top of his brother's, secretly promising to stay by his side for all of eternity. There had been abandonment in their lives that they had only just now learned about. That was why they were leaving Japan in the first place. After thinking that they were the Hitachiin twins, they found out that they were actually adopted. Now they weren't even sure which of them was older, not that it mattered to them.
"Kaoru?" Hikaru sat up, rubbing his eyes with his free hand. "What's the matter?"
"We're still sitting on our butts on an Air Japan flight to Great Britain." Kaoru stated bitterly. "But honest, I didn't mean to wake you up Hikaru, sorry."
"'S okay, I'm not all that tiiiiiired." He said with a yawn.
"Of course not, that why you're yawning…besides we're landing soon anyway." Hikaru froze in place and Kaoru gently tightened his grip on his twin's hand.
Once their feet were firmly planted on the ground, Hikaru decided to flirt with an all girls Spanish soccer team. Only the girls could only speak Spanish so they could only get the general idea and only got half of the thrill that the girls at Ouran Academy got out of their little acts.
They managed to find their driver without hassle… He was the one who was holding a sign stating, "Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin", not exactly easy to miss. Kaoru walked over and Hikaru followed. They walked over and sat in the back of the car. The driver closed the door and heading off to their new home in the English country side.
While Kaoru and Hikaru were driving to their new home, their new family was being driven insane by the preparations for the twosome's arrival.
"Ronald Weasley, go upstairs and change your clothes! Ginny, dear, would you put the roast on?" Molly Weasley stated in a dizzying panic. "Fred and Gorge hurry up and put the other bunk bed in your room! Arthur, have Charlie and Bill arrived yet?"
"We just did, Mum!" Charlie and Bill stated.
"Bunk Bed Ready!" Fred and Gorge called down the stairs.
"The Roast's on, Mummy!" Ginny replied, "Who are these relatives anyway?"
"Yeah!" Ron stated galloping back down the stairs.
"What makes them think that they," Said Fred.
"Can just come waltzing in to our lives," continued Gorge.
"And think that they can move into our house," added Fred.
"Like they own the place." The twins finished together.
"They're your brothers." Molly stated plainly.
"But Mum," all of the Weasley children exclaimed simultaneously, "That's impossible."
"Actually, it's not." Molly replied. "Your father and I put them up for adoption…they were born between Fred and Gorge and Ronald."
"But, Mum…" said Gorge.
"We're only two years older than Ron." Added Fred.
"And there are two of them." They finished together.
"Well you see, they're…"
"Molly, they're here." Arthur called from the other room.
The entire Weasley family crowded around the window and stared as a black town car pulled up in front of the house.
"Nice car…" said Charlie.
The driver stepped out of the car and opened the back door. A redheaded fifteen year old in a blue sports jacket stepped out of the car, a second later another followed.
"Great, more twins." Said Fred and Gorge enthusiastically.
"Great…more twins." Repeated Charlie, Ronald, Bill, and Ginny in a bitter moan.
"Yay! I'm not the youngest!" stated Kaoru.
"What did he say?" asked Bill.
"What are you saying?" asked Hikaru.
"They don't speak English." Ginny stated in shocking realization.
"They don't speak Japanese, Kaoru!" stated Hikaru.
"Oh! Silly me!" said Molly Weasley. "I forgot the translation spells!" she raised her wand at the Japanese twins. "Translatus."
"Can you understand us now?" Bill asked.
"Somehow, yes, we can understand you now." Kaoru stated.
"Come in, Dears." Mrs. Weasley said. Hikaru and Kaoru looked at each other and shrugged before following their biological family into the hodge-podge patchwork looking home.
"Soooo…" Said Ron, "What's it like in Japan?"
"Fuuuuun." Said Hikaru with a yawn.
"Why don't you shut up and go back to sleep?" Kaoru asked, not at all unkindly. "Actually, Japan was kind of fun, but we always had to worry about keeping up the Hitachiin family image."
"Still, Tamaki always made things…well, interesting, to say the least." Hikaru said with a reminiscent smirk that could have implied a number of things.
"And Renge was always a good laugh." Kaoru added with a look on his face that was halfway between longing and having a flashback.
"Who in Merlin's name," Fred began.
"Are Tamaki," Continued Gorge.
"And Renge?" Concluded Fred.
"Tamaki, or as we call him, 'Boss', is one of our friends." Said Kaoru.
"And Renge is, well, there aren't really words to define Renge." Hikaru added.
"The word Bazaar comes to mind." Kaoru mumbled.
"And annoying," Hikaru continued.
"Blonde," added Kaoru.
"Obsessive," said Hikaru thoughtfully.
"Take your pick." They finished together.
"Personally, I liked to watch Tamaki sulk in a corner." Stated Hikaru.
"He is the only person I know who sprouts mushrooms everywhere when he gets upset." Reflected Kaoru.
"Sprouts?" asked Ron.
"Mushrooms?" asked Ginny.
"Yeah, Haruhi is the only person who's ever even come close to pulling him out of it." Stated Hikaru.
"Haruhi is another one of our friends." Explained Kaoru.
"She's really cute."
"Especially when she gets all nervous because some girls think she's a guy." The Weasley boy's all raised their eyebrows at their long lost brothers. The twins ignored them and continued talking.
"Japan itself has its ups and downs."
"The cherry trees are gorgeous when they bloom."
"The Host Club was the Best part of living in Japan though."
"Host Club?" asked Molly, almost wishing she hadn't.
"Yeah, Hikaru and I were the Brotherly love act,"
"Tamaki was the princely type,"
"Kyoya was the Shadow King,"
"Honey was the Boy Lolita,"
"Haruhi was the Natural, easy going type,"
"And Mori was the Silent, strong type."
"Oh and Renge was the President of our Fan Club."
"Not to mention, she was the Club's number one customer." Listening to the twins was a lot like watching a tennis match, only with your ears; it was entertaining at first, but after awhile trying to keep up gave you a headache.
"But what did you do?" Ginny asked, curiously.
"We entertained of course,"
"Mostly for women,"
"Although Haruhi occasionally had guys stop in."
"Speaking of Haruhi, I wonder what she's up to…"
****************************Fade over to Japan****************************
Haruhi wakes up to the sound of a ringing cell-phone. "Haruhi! I've got this empty feeling in my heart…" Tamaki's voice comes through the phone, "but I just can't figure out why its there."
"Sempei, it's one in the morning, go call Kyoya." She says while looking at her alarm clock.
"I already did," he states point blank, "he told me to call you…" Haruhi can see Tamaki's lip quivering as he begins sprouting mushrooms and gets his rather pathetic puppy-dog look in her mind, and groans.
"I'll meet you at the club room in an hour." She says before hanging up. She smothers her face in her pillow and screams into it at the top of her lungs.
**************************Fade Back to England****************************
"So…" asked Hikaru.
"What are your names anyway." Finish his twin. The Weasleys' looked both stunned and relieved that the twins weren't going to keep going on.
"I'm Ginny,"
"Ron,"
"Fred,"
"Gorge,"
"Charlie,"
"Bill,"
"Molly, you can call me Mum."
"Arthur, you can call me Dad."
"Okay, totally awesome."
"Just so you know, I'm Kaoru; the younger, more mature one."
"And I'm Hikaru; the older, less muh…Hey! I'm just as mature as you are!"
"If you say so…" Kaoru said skeptically.
Fred and Gorge snickered at the younger version of themselves, "You two will fit in just fine in this family." They stated.
"Mum, the Pot Roast is ready." Ginny said softly.
"What is Pot Roast? They don't exactly have it in Japan."
The twins soon found out they liked Pot Roast, and after dinner the two sets of red headed twins went up to their shared room so that Hikaru could finally go back to sleep.