Random scene prediction for Avengers: Infinity war...I am gonna scream if this happens though.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. This is just for fun.
Tony Stark is down and about to get hit by some mysterious cosmic force field by Thanos.
Stark: (gasping) JARVIS, What's the armor strength?
JARVIS: Exoskeleton at 9%, Sir.
Stark: (winces and prepares to take on another hit) Do me a favour, will you, JARVIS? Tell Pepper that my insurance papers are in Locker T009Y…and turn my bum away from that goddamn green light. I have got my bum insured too.
Stark closes his eyes, bracing himself for the impact.
BAMF!
A shield lands between Tony and the green waves.
Stark:(feeling a little lost in love) CAP, IS THAT YOU?
A one-armed man appears from behind the shield.
Man to Tony: Now we are even.
Stark: Holy **** Barnes!
Bucky Barnes: As you live and breathe...BTW Steve is mine.
Stark:(sighs) and you got the shield too...
Bucky: Not to mention your locker number .
Stark : (facepalm)
FIN