Ok, this is my first fan fiction, EVER, so please be kinda nice. I would really appreciate some feedback too.

Anyways this story is about 8 girls who come in counter with the firefly family, but there is a twist. By the way this is placed in present times instead of 1977.

I do not own house of 1000 corpses, or the Devils rejects, just the characters I made up.

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A small beat up Roadking had just entered the run down town of Ruggsville. It zoomed past the town line over the speed limit by at least 20 miles per hour when it suddenly came to a halt.

Inside the Trailer were 8 girls.

A tiny girl with blond hair got up. " Dana! You have to get out of the driver seat, we all voted, YOUR GOING TO KILL US." The girl said growling the last part . The Blond girl was wearing a pair of beat up denim shorts that were made her legs look very long and slender despite her height. The Plaid button down shirt she had on was in a tight bow underneath her chest, and she wore healed leather boots.

Dana Smiled "Come on Mel, I thought you were the party animal?" Melody laughed. " Not to day Dana, now let me drive, kay?" Dana was an interesting looking girl. She was about the same size as Melody but with less breast and hips. As a kid she was outcasted, which had turned her in to the rebel she was now. Her hair was a light brown color and had purple on the tips of it. She had cut her hair in to a almost a mushroom type of mullet. This was in the efforts to try to impress her girlfriend, Andi. She had a few piercing one on her lip and the other on her nose, and her make up was dark purple.

" Fine," She stated, defeated. " Only if we stop for some fast food first, I feel like being a fatty," She laughed and Melody roller her eyes as she went to the back of the Roadking.

"Mel's driving" Dana said as she walked into the back of the trailer and took a seat next to a girl with snake bites. Everyone clapped except for the girl and Dana, "I though I was a good driver," She laughed. "NO," everyone else screamed in return. She laughed aging," Fine," She smiled at the girl sitting next to her. "At least I still have you." The other girl gave her a wink and they started to kiss. " Get a room," a larger girl with glasses yelled. This girl had black hair that was dyed red on the top. She was wearing an A7X shirt with purple acid wash shorts. Her name was Sam.

The girl that Dana was making out with name was Andi . To the girls she did not really look like a girl at all. She was very muscular with wavy hair that resembled a boy.

Dana stopped kissing Andi, " I convinced Melody to stop for some McDonalds or something. " Dana said. Sam frowned. " You no that's gonna ruin my diet, Dana," She said, disappointed. "You don't need to go on a diet , so shut up," Dana hit Sam playfully in the arm.

"I think we should try to find some place to sleep," A plain looking tall blond spoke out. " I mean we haven't all slept in equal hours of sleep, and it's kinda dangerous to keep on driving," She said.

Dana laughed, " We'll be fine Niki, don't worry about it."

" No I agree we should stop," a girl with brown hair and dark brown eyes spoke. " My mom would kill me right now if she knew we haven't stopped for sleep yet," She said.

"Coleen, your 18, your mom doesn't need to be up your ass anymore," Hannah said. Hannah was also a plain looking girl, but had crazy curly hair and beautiful eyes. Hannah stood up, " by the way guys, where's Vicky?" Everyone looked around, till Niki shouted, she's sleeping.

The sun was starting to set as the girls were coming upon Captain Spalding's Museum of Monsters and Mayhem.

Melody decided that she needed some gas and that her and the girls could pick up food there so she parked the road king to get diesel.

Melody walked into the back. " O.K. girls , this is probably the closest place we will get to a McDonalds around here so get your orders ready," She said hoping out to get the diesel.

The other girls started to walk out behind her.

"Someone go wake up Vicky," Sam said, and Hannah went back to get the sleepy girl up.

Melody was the first to walk in to go and pay for gas. She walked into the gas station and looked around before somebody whistled at her. " Damn, where did you come from girly." She noticed who was talking to her. The man was wearing some greasy clown make up and a clown suit. Melody laughed, " I'm from upstate New York," she said as she continued to look around the odd shop.

" We don't get too many girls down her looking like you, now, what brings you down to east bum fuck nowhere?" the Clown asked. "Actually me and my friends just graduated, we have been saving up for a road trip for years and decided to take it after graduation." She noticed a man that looked like he had been morphed with a alligator or some sort of reptile.

" My friends should be coming in soon, we came for some gas, and I saw the sign for the chicken," She walked to the counter, " This place is really cool by the way." Dana and Andi came in holding hands. The Clown looked at them, " Wow aren't you bunch quite the fucked up couple," he laughed , and Andi charged at him.

"What wrong with us, hmm ? " she glared at the clown and walked back out of the store.

"Sorry it's her time of the month," Dana said, " Do you guys really have chicken cause I'm staving," The clown smiled " You bet your ass we have chicken, and a murder ride too," Dana's face brightened up at the thought of food ,Melody looked confused. "Murder ride, sounds cool, how dose it work?" She questioned. " Well bring your girlfriends asses and lets find out," he said.

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Ok so how do you like it sorry if it kinda sucks I promise it will get better J

R&R please, thank you guys J