I randomly this idea a while ago that the Seven discover the fandom so I decided to make a one-shot. All of the fanart mentioned can be found in my Pinterest, dauntlesscake7 (Dauntless Cake).


"Guys!" Percy ran down into the mess hall of the Argo II. "Guess what?"

"What is it?" Hazel asked, glancing up from her breakfast.

"We have a fandom, and fangirls, and ships, and-"

"Wait, what?" Jason asked. "A ship like... A boat?"

"No, silly." Piper replied. "A ship is basically pairing two people or fictional characters together."

"Oh. And why is this important?" He asked again.

"Percy, put that laptop away, you're going to attract monsters." Annabeth scolded.

"Puh-lease, Annabeth, it's not like some monster is going to attack us. We're in the middle of the sky."

"Still," she shook her head. "We really shouldn't risk it."

"Whatever," Percy said, turning the laptop on. "Check this out. These fangirls are seriously dedicated. There is a ton of fanfiction, fanart, comics, and all of that kind of stuff." He typed Pinterest into the search bar and clicked on something. Then he held the laptop in a way so that everyone could see it.

"What in Tartarus?" Annabeth asked. The girls and Frank all had confused expressions on their face. Leo, Jason, and Percy, however, exchanged excited glances.

That particular work of fanart showed Jason creating a lightning storm, Percy making water rain down, and Leo with his hands on fire. There was a caption on the picture that said: I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN!

"Dude." Leo said, his eyes sparkling maniacally. "We should totally do that." He high fived Percy, and Piper and Annabeth gave each other somewhat scared looks.

"Can I click on one of these related things?" Jason asked.

"Go right ahead," Percy replied. "There are tons of these awesome and totally perfmazing masterpieces!"

"Perfmazing?" Frank asked.

"It means perfect and amazing at the same time. Kind of like me." He explained.

"Uh..." Jason said uneasily. "What exactly is going on in this picture?"

At the top of the work of fan art, there was a question from a fan that said, 'Dear Frank, after Octavian killed Percy's pillow pet, does he ever make you turn into a panda when he misses it?'

There was a picture that was apparently supposed to be Percy with his eyes wide and sparkling. Then there was another picture underneath that showed Frank saying "no," and Percy in the background sobbing.

Everyone burst out laughing except for Percy. "D-do I really look like that?" He asked. "I don't ever act like that, do I?"

"Hey guys, look at this one." Leo clicked on a photo underneath. "Jason, Percy, you two might want to look at this."

That photo showed a gray horse titled "Jason", and a rainbow sparkly unicorn with sunglasses titled "Percy".

"Get it?" Percy asked. "It's because I'm so much more fabulous than you." Annabeth rolled her eyes.

"Let's look at this one," she said, clicking on a photo. "It's a tweet from some guy named Rick Riordan... Who is that?" Everyone shrugged.

"Yes!" Hazel read. "Jason made it through his entire birthday without getting knocked unconscious! That's... Alright, who threw the brick?"

"This Rick Riordan guy is hilarious!" Leo laughed.

"What the heck?" Jason muttered. He had just clicked on a picture that showed him getting hit in the head with a brick. Underneath that, there was a picture of the brick crying and saying, "I just wanted to love you, man." Everyone laughed. "I don't get it." Jason said.

"Apparently the fandom ships you with a brick." Annabeth replied. "Look, here's another one."

There were three drawings in this picture. The first one showed Jason and the brick on a Ferris wheel. Then there was Jason and the brick eating spaghetti, and lastly there was Jason and the brick sitting on the beach.

"Why are all of these jokes at my expense?" Jason asked.

"Believe me, I have no idea." Hazel replied.

"Look, Jason, this one isn't at your expense." Frank announced.

The picture was titled, "oh, look! It's a room full of girls who like Octavian!" It was an empty room. Everybody almost died laughing. Leo and Percy were rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. Frank, Annabeth, and Piper were laughing so hard that they had tears in their eyes. Even Hazel, who didn't seem to find a lot of this stuff funny, and Jason, who was the most serious out of the seven, were laughing.

"Okay, that was pretty funny," Jason admitted. "What's this?" He clicked on a photo that said:

Let's take a moment to realize that "Brason" can either mean Jason plus brick or Jason plus brownie. Pick a ship.

"Enough with the brick!" He exclaimed. Meanwhile, everyone was yelling out whether they shipped him with the brownie or brick.

"Brownie!" Frank said.

"Nah, I disagree. Let's go with the brick."

"Brick."

"Brownie and Jason is the best ship."

"BRICK!"

"YEAH, BRICKY FOR LIFE!" Leo and Percy high fived while everyone else rolled their eyes.

"I don't ship him with bricks or brownies though..." Piper said. "Oh..." She read the tiny print at the bottom. "They are both brown squares. Watch out Piper, Jason's got a type."

"I am not in love with brown squares, I swear." Jason replied. "Plus, bricks aren't even square. They're rectangle."

"Oh, I know that." She rolled her eyes. "What's this?" Piper clicked on another picture. It showed a girl holding a lit candle and smiling maniacally. It was titled, "how Frank sees Leo." There was a moment of awkward silence before Leo clicked on another picture.

"What... Dude..." He stammered, speechless. It was a text post that said, "the Argo II is basically a ship full of ships."

"Whoa." Percy's jaw dropped. "I hope this person knows that they have made a scientific breakthrough."

Annabeth face palmed and then decided that it was time to put the laptop away.


So that was pointless and a little OOC but whatever. It really isn't a serious fic as you can tell and I was very bored when I wrote this, so... Leave a review maybe? Oh, and tell me your favorite part. :)

BRICKY FOR LIFE!

Okay, I'll just leave now...