Sing
Author's Note: Was really bored. Yes, I came up with this story while listening to the MCR song. Enjoy.
It was a nice day in the town of Henesys.
Eh screw that normal 'nice day' crap.
It was a mother(censor)in' bad day in Henesys. Henehoes were running out of nx, monsters found a way into the city, and a horde of lvl0-10s were running around harassing people for mesos, items, and etc.
"NUU ME P3T D1ED SOB F3 SOB"
"AHH WHO LET HORNTAIL INTO HENESYS?"
"m3Z0rZ pL0z"
This drove one guy insane.
"Derek, what's wrong?" said a 140 Hero named Eric.
"This madness in Henesys! It's driving me insane and makes me want to yell and scream!" replied the 136 Dark Knight to his friend.
"Then scream."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Cause, some stupid company named 'Nexon' decided that we use these stupid chat bubbles instead of real voices. Who do they think they are? A multi-million company that controls a game that we are in but we don't know it?"
"Uh…."
"Never mind. Point is, I'll never be able to do such thing."
"Hm… wait right here." The Hero ran off to the town storage person, Mr. (some chinese last name thing).
"Huh?"
10 minutes later, he came back with a microphone.
(this part is just lyrics)
"Sing it out
Boy you've got to see what tomorrow brings
Sing it out
Girl you've got to be what tomorrow needs
For every time that they want to count you out
Use your voice every single time you open up your mouth
Sing it for the boys, sing it for the girls
Every time that you lose it sing it for the world
Sing it from the heart
Sing it till you're nuts
Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts
Sing it for the deaf
Sing it for the blind
Sing about everyone that you left behind
Sing it for the world, sing it for the world!"
(end song)
"Dude… That was beautiful!" said Derek.
Eric took his microphone and slapped Derek.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Did you even get the message?"
"You have a beautiful yet manly voice?"
"HEY TAKE THAT BA- wait, if you said what you just that, doesn't that contradict what you said earlier?"
"Uh no…"
"Anyways, the message of the song is to be you and inspire people (from my perspective). Get it?"
"Ohhh I get what you're saying."
Derek stood up.
"I know what I must do!"
Derek used Dragon Roar and killed everyone. The End.
P.S. 30 years later, Derek turned into a penguin and was forced to eat guacamole forever.