A/N: Hey, I made a story in my school for about 3 months and I wanted to put it on here. Now let's read this shit!
Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs Blue, My Little Pony, or Doctor Who.
I – an average earth pony – awoke to a loud crash from downstairs. I galloped downstairs to find a rusted, painted blue box. Spotting a sign, I read it – Police Box – Suddenly, a carnel earth pony jumps out of the double doors, making me reflexively jump back and out of the way.
"Hello," the strange earth pony said.
"Uh, hello," I reply. "What is that thing..?"
"She's a TARDIS. Such a beaut." As he said this, a dull silver pegasus mare flew out of the still open doors.
"Doctor? She needs a bit of tinkering. Some buttons are fizzing, a few panels are busted-"
"Uh, if I may interrupt, who are you ponies?" I asked.
"I'm Ditzy Doo; but some ponies call me Derpy."
"Why?"
"Watch." Her eyes slid out of their careful calibration, one going up and the other slightly to the side.
"And I'm the Doctor!" the brown stallion cut in.
"Doctor.. Who?" I echoed in confusion.
"Yup!"
"Do you need a place to sleep?"
"I should think we do."
"You can sleep here, I guess."
"Well, thank you!" The Doctor looked me up and down of a few seconds before hazarding a glance to my cutie mark. He squinted his eyes, and I took it as a cue to look at it too – and gasped in shock. My cutie mark, which was a pair of headphones, had become a winged hourglass!
"What the hell?"
"You're becoming me! I find that odd, usually I'm reborn after the current me dies. Very odd indeed.."
"Well, anyways, there are two empty guest room upstairs. Make yourself at – AGHHHH!" I dropped to the ground, screaming in pain. Ditzy stared in shock, mute, but the Doctor dashed to my side to try and keep me upright. His efforts were in vain, though, as I cried out again, falling as great wings unfolded from my sides. At the same time, a large horn burst out of my forehead. The pain from that was so great, that I blacked out.. But not before I felt someone pick me up.
When I woke up, I opened my wings, which were dripping with blood, my blood! I felt dizzy and almost passed out again, but I pushed through and cleaned up the mess. After the blood was mopped up, I took an extra long shower to clean my wings. Once I was done, I walked downstairs to eat breakfast, and found Ditzy baking muffins. I talk to her while she works and once they're done, she sits down and we eat them together.
A/N: Sorry about nothing with the Reds and Blues; that'll be next chapter.