Dream Land Politics
By Archon
Ch. 1:Origin
Dream Land may seem like a peaceful land of eating, sleeping (and dreaming), and occasionally fighting off demented foes who think they have something to gain by taking over a land of peace with no natural resources and never will, but it's not. The politics of Dream Land are very contorted, and usually the fat bozos who invented the contorted system (like King DeDeDe) come into power.
The original system can be atributed to one LoLoLo, a thin bozo who became fat after he seized a castle (Castle, well, LoLoLo) and became King. He decided that to be King, you had to have three syllables in your name, be fat, and be a bozo.
A group of resistance fighters led by the (somehow immortal) Kirby McKerbenstien (who later dropped his last name) resisted, and LoLoLo became tired, got a mask and cape, and changed his name to MetaKnight. GaGaGa came after, but was rightly considered to be gaga(ga), and was deposed.
By Archon
Ch. 1:Origin
Dream Land may seem like a peaceful land of eating, sleeping (and dreaming), and occasionally fighting off demented foes who think they have something to gain by taking over a land of peace with no natural resources and never will, but it's not. The politics of Dream Land are very contorted, and usually the fat bozos who invented the contorted system (like King DeDeDe) come into power.
The original system can be atributed to one LoLoLo, a thin bozo who became fat after he seized a castle (Castle, well, LoLoLo) and became King. He decided that to be King, you had to have three syllables in your name, be fat, and be a bozo.
A group of resistance fighters led by the (somehow immortal) Kirby McKerbenstien (who later dropped his last name) resisted, and LoLoLo became tired, got a mask and cape, and changed his name to MetaKnight. GaGaGa came after, but was rightly considered to be gaga(ga), and was deposed.