Ever wanted to know why Dalamar the Dark doesn't allow his students much
free-time? Because things like the following are the result. This is what
happens when black mages or fan fiction authors have nothing important to
do, like taking over the world or completing their next chapter... You see,
there are songs in Krynn even the most curious bards don't want to hear...


Dark Tower in Palanthas

(Should only be sung by someone truly, truly, truly EVIL!!! Actually I heard
you can scare off good-natured kender, idealistic clerics and even ancient
dragons if singing it in the right way.)

In a dark empty alley in a town proud and fair
Where the sounds of sweet day life hang around in the air
Still the streets are deserted, seems they died long go
See the place in their middle, suddenly you know...
You confronted your worst fears, when you entered the grove
Ancient curses can't scare you, You don't care if trees move
It may work for old dragons but it won't work with you
You will claim what you came for, if the payment falls due

Now this must be the dark tower in Palanthas
What a dusky place, what a weary place, what an eerie face
Only livin' dead in the dark tower in Palanthas
Guarding secrets there, long old secrets there, floating through the air...

An old tenant is watching, he is stuck to the wall
Time left only his carcass and the smell says it all
What a dreadful sensation, only darkness inside
This is no place for staying, even less overnight...
Now the most fearless wizards change their courage to dread
Will you turn back for safety or will you go ahead?
Who said servants need bodies? Who said stairways need light?
All the creatures that dwell here are just used to the night.

Now you sum up your courage and you knock at the door
Now you've chosen commitment nothing is as before
You notice voices are calling, haunting your ears
You may block out their whispers, but can you block your own fears?

(only chorus now)


And we welcome you now at the dark tower in Palanthas
Its a worn out place, its a torn up place with a dusky face
Still the livin' dead roam the dark tower in Palanthas
the scent of decay... leads you all the way...

If you enter- welcome at the dark tower in Palanthas
every new floor rises to a new degree of insanity...
Share dark desires at the dark tower in Palanthas
Life is different here, and they'll smell your fear, and they'll know you're near

So be welcome here at the dark tower in Palanthas
And with each new curse... everything gets worse...
Solving puzzles at the dark tower in Palanthas
Everybody would...

... except Lawful/Good...