This is my first fan fiction, so kinda go easy on me. I but I will accept flames. I really wanted to write something since I felt kinda left out when I was reading other peoples stories. I really like know your stars and I didn't see one for kingdom hearts so here is mine! Kingdom hearts is one of the awesomest game ever! (kupo!) Well on with this stupid thing!

Disclaimer: I don't own Squat!(lol)

Know your stars!

Annocertress: Bring in the victim…

A portal appears and two moogles come in with Sora bound and gagged.

Annocertress: Thank-you, kupo! You guys get a cookie after, kupo!

The moogles salute and leave. Sora unbounds himself and starts to wonder where he is.

Sora: Hey! Where am I?

Annocertress: Oh just shut-up and take a seat!

Sora: But there's no---

A chair appears in back of Sora.

Annocertress: Now sit!

Sora: (Sits down)

Annocertress: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!

Sora: Huh?

Annocertress: Sora…He got some big feet!

Sora: No, the shoes are just big.

Annocertress: Sora…He is in love with Riku!

Sora: Oh…hell…NO!! First off, I'm straight and secondly Riku is too!

Annocertress: Sora…He knows that Riku likes guys with big feet so he wears big shoes to make his feet look bigger. He wants to turn Riku on!

Sora: What did I just say?! I'm SRAIGHT!

Annocertress: Well you don't gotta scream! Well if that's not the reason, then why do you wear big shoes?

Sora: …

Annocertress: You're in denial.

Sora: I'M NOT GAY!

Annocertress: Okay, sheesh. Sora…He uses 53½ different types of hair products to get his hair all cute and spiky!

Sora: …Uh…how could I use 53½ hair products? I don't even know that many!

Annocertress: Well, you use 54 hair products but 53 of them you use the full bottle, and the last one use half of the bottle.

Sora: …0.o…

Annocertress: Sora…He also uses one tub of hair gel every hour on the hour!

Sora: W…T…F! How could all that fit in my hair!

Annocertress: You know, I don' know…

Sora: …

Annocertress: Sora…He is a member of I.M. G.A.Y (Institution of the Mentally Gay And Young)!

Sora: There's no such Institution!

Annocertress: And now you know Sora. The hair and Riku loving I.M. G.A.Y member!

Sora: I AM FUCKIN' STRAIGHT!

A/N: That was short but fun to write. As I said, this is my first story, so go kinda easy on me thx, kupo!