Hey, Little Retard here! Today I made paper kunai, and three different Naruto fore head protectors! I made a Konoha one, missing nin style, a Suna one, original, and an Iwa (The village Deidara's is from) one, missing nin style. It's awesome! But they took a while to make.

Anyway, since I'm writing this story, it is only going to be a quick oneshot, since I have other stuff to do. So anyway, here's the disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: The day I own Naruto and/or Naruto Shippuden is the day that evil purple monkeys will rule the world with Charlie the Unicorn and the two other unicorns as they forced Itachi to wear a sign that says, 'I'm gay for Kisame'.

SASORI'S POV

"...And that's how I lost my virginity," Hidan finished with a large smile. Everyone stared at him in disgust, and Kakuzu looked at him in embarrassment, and I think I nearly puked. I heard Tobi scream, and run out the room with his hands on his ears screaming, "Tobi is a good boy, a PURE boy, and he did not want to hear that!"

"Hidan..," I started off slowly. "Yeah, Saso-chan?" He asked. I hate when he calls me that. And no, we are not dating. I shook my head, and said, "Why the HELL did you feel the need to tell us how you lost your virginity to Kakuzu?"

He shrugged and said, "I was bored so I thought it would be damn interesting to see the looks on you guys' faces, and man am I getting fucking laugh out of your reactions!"

He burst out into a roar of laughter. Kakuzu grabbed the back of his collar, and pulled him back towards their room, and Hidan said while grinning at Kakuzu, "You just can't get enough of me, can you?" "Shut up!"

I heard their door close shut, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Finally they're gone. That was just... Nasty. And he really went into detail with that as well... Ugh.

Everyone began to resume what ever they were doing before Hidan walked in with his... Terrific story, and I went back to watching T.V. I blinked as I watched some girl die in Saw II.

I felt something plop down beside me, and I looked out of the corner of my eye and saw Kisame there, and I nodded to Kisame in a quick nonchalant form of a greeting.

Everyone had already left the room, and I turned off the T.V. and was getting up, ready to leave in a minute, before Kisame grabbed my wrist, and tugged sharply, making me fall into his lap, as he pressed his warm lips to my own warm pair of lips.

After that pink haired brat killed me, I had to be put back into my old human body, but now I have the body of a fifteen year old boy, meaning I just went through puberty, and are getting my hormones in.

My eyes widened in shock as his closed, and his arms wrapped themselves around my waist. His lips moved slowly and softly against my own, and my eyes soon slipped shut, giving into his advances while wrapping my arms around his neck.

We kept it slow and sweet, and after around ten to twenty or so seconds, we pulled back to look in each others eyes. His were filled with love, care, and tenderness, while mine were filled with love, happiness, and confusion.

I thought that he was with Itachi, so I had to just watch him from afar? Deidara, my best friend slash rival in some sort of way, was the only one who knew that I loved him, since he was the only one I really trusted, and he told me that he was secretly dating Tobi.

"I love you, but what's wrong?" He whispered huskily. "I thought you were with Itachi?" I asked, while he shook his head. "No. He's with Leader-sama," He replied.

I smiled, and pressed my lips against his once more, and whispered against his lips right after I pulled back, "I love you, too." I felt his grin on his face as he pressed his lips happily onto mine.

It was perfect until...

The door banged open, and there Hidan stood as he said with a huge cheesy grin, "Oh, ho, HO! Let's just hope your first time'll be as good as mine, eh?

I hate my life.