Disclaimer: I do not own HHE or any of the characters. Only Rory is mine.
Funny fic written in the form of 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie' and it will feature my favorite pairings, which include BobRub, LizBren, ChamMiss, StabRor, EthHade, and GogLynn. Written for Valentine's Day and my birthday because they share the same day. Ok, here we go. XOXO
Bobby and Ruby
If you give a mutant a kiss, she will want another.
If you give her another, she will blush uncontrollably.
If she blushes uncontrollably, you will laugh at her precious behvaior.
If you laugh, she will take it as you teasing her and start to cry.
If she starts to cry, you will have to make her feel better.
To make her feel better, you will have to make her laugh.
To make her laugh, you will have to tell her a joke.
If you tell her joke, it will probably be lame.
If the joke is lame, she will cry even harder.
If she cries harder, her brother will overhear.
If her brother hears, then he will beat you up for making her cry.
If he beats you up for making her cry, you will hurt. Bad.
If you hurt, she will cry more and run away.
If she runs away, you will have to limp after her.
If you limp after her, she will tell you to stop hurting yourself.
If she tells you to stop hurting yourself, you will tell her something sweet.
If you tell her something sweet, it will be: Nothing hurts more than seeing you cry.
If you tell her this, she will smile and wipe her tears away.
If she wipes them away, then you did good.
If you did good, then she will ask for a kiss.
And if you give a mutant a kiss...well, you know the rest.
Done with the first one. Cute? Sappy? Let me know! Review, my chickadees!