Title: Lesbian
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: TajiHana, Taji...someone else :D. Hinted ChiyoAbe~
Sumary: Tajima has come to a conclusion. This conclusion does not make sense. But it's Tajima so...its ok?

It was a half-hour before everyone would be coming for practice and Tajima sat in the dirt by the dugout. He was looking up at the clouds. Hanai sat beside him. He was looking at Tajima.

"I see an elephant in the clouds," Tajima said.

"Really," Hanai said. He didn't look up, he just kept watching Tajima.

"I also see Kevin Bacon. And a duck."

"...what...?"

"Hanai, I wanna tell you one thing that is two things combined. One, you're a really great baseball player. Second, I'm a lesbian."

Hanai took to looking at the clouds, and now it was Tajima's turn to look at him. Hanai was blushing. He was so confused. What did those two things have to do with each other? Why would a player like Tajima call him that? And how the hell could a guy be a lesbian?

"What do you think of that, Hanai?"

"I'm...not quite sure."

"I want you to think about it, ok?" Tajima said. "Think about it lots."

"I don't know if I want to."

For several minutes they sat in silence, which was only occasionally interupted by Tajima when he though he saw a chicken or Sandra Bullock in the clouds. When their teammates finally started arriving and filing onto the field, Hanai was relieved that he could now find a distraction. He went up to Shinooka, and asked her how her morning was. He never really talked to her much before, but he wanted an escape from Tajima and she would be polite enough to give him one.

"I'm doing great, thank you!" Shinooka smiled, which made Hanai smile. Then her smile disappeared, and he got confused. "What in the-?"

Hanai turned to look at what Shinooka was staring at. Tajima and Momokan.

"I'm a lesbian!" Tajima yelled to their coach.

All of the players dropped their things. Momokan looked amused.

"When did you come to this conclusion?" Momokan was in the mood to be entertained.

"Well, I was thinking about Hanai last night, then I started thinking about girls, then I started thinking about Hanai again. And then I wanted to masturbate! So I'm a lesbian!"

"...I'm not sure I'm following you there, Tajima-kun. And don't talk about such nasty things in the presence of girls."

"Sorry, but what I'm trying to say is that since Shinooka-chan already got a boyfriend on the team and Hanai would never say yes, I would ask you out! You're pretty, and your boobs are awesome!"

Silence. A tumbleweed drifted across the field. The players dared not move. Everyone expected Momokan to punch Tajima's lights out. Instead, she blushed a bit and covered her mouth as she let out a girlish giggle.

"Oh God, you boys," she giggled.

Then she punched his lights out. Tajima flew in the air and landed face-first into the dirt.

As she walked away, she told him, "Also, Tajima, I think you mean bi-sexual, not lesbian."

Hanai's head turned into a tomato. He brought himself to walk up to Tajima, softly kicking the clean-up hitter in his side.

"Get up for practice," he muttered.

"I think I love you," Tajima mumbled back.

"I think I hate you," Hanai replied.

"That's a lie!"

Hanai said nothing, because he knew it was one.