Title: Come Back

Summary: Cid makes a "mistake." His apology might have been accepted if he stopped laughing...

Warnings: Err...cross-dressing, swearing, yaoi...

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this...but I can dream!


Blue eyes shot up as the door opened a crack, light spilled into the room from the sliver of space before a voice called out. "You are serious about this?" a deep voice called out as a red eye peered through the space from behind the crack, staring at the blonde that was lying on the bed, palming the hard flesh between his legs.

"Yeah, come on out, babe," the Southern accent drawled out as blue eyes watched while the door slowly opened, the brunette man standing in the doorway crossed his arms in front of his chest while frowning. Lips curled into a grin as his body shook with mirth, eyes roaming up the black high heels, pale legs covered in fishnet stockings, a skimpy skirt that barely covered his most intimate of parts, a tight bustier that was mean to show off an ample chest, fingerless lace gloves, trampy makeup across his face, and tousled hair pulled up into a ponytail. "Oh fuck...yer one hot mess," Cid laughed, clutching his sides as the gunner glared at him.

"...I hate you," he growled before stomping away in the heels, nearly falling over in the tall shoes.

"Aww, c'mon, babe! I'm sorry!" the pilot called out as he continued to laugh.

"Drop dead, Chief!"

"At least lemme get a picture!"

"Fuck you!" the gunner snarled as he slammed the door shut and locked himself in the bathroom, plotting his revenge for being convinced by the silver-tongued devil into wearing such a monstrous outfit.

"I'm sorry, Vince," Cid called out as he continued to snicker, his amusement easily heard in his tone.

Oh, the blonde would pay dearly for this.