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anonymous [?] is now turntechGodhead [TG].
TG: yo yo
MEENAH: sup
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EB: hey
CC: )(i everyone.
TG: so, whos up for a new game?
CC: I am.
EB: sure
anonymous [?] is now grimAuxiliatrix [GA].
GA: I Suppose
TG: what do you guys feel like?
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CC: Um w)(ale we )(ave t)(is random bottle, t)(is deck of cards, and I t)(ink t)(e troll version of Monopoly.
GA: What Are The Options
MEENAH: Im good for anyfin
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MEENAH: anyone up for spin the bottle?
anonymous [?] is now gallowsCalibrator [GC].
GA: I Guess
TG: hell yeah
EB: ok
GC: ((1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T'S UP W1TH MY COMPUT3R))
CC: S)(ore.
GA: Who Will Spin First
GC: ((BUT 1'M ST4Y1NG H3R3 1N TH1S S1T3, BUT 1'M DO1NG SOM3TH1NG TO H3LP MY 4NNOY1NG S1BL1NG. TH3 PROBL3M P4SS3D TO H1S COMPUT3R))
TG: i guess i will
CC: Okay.
TG: you guys ready?
GA: ((Terezi Maybe It Is Your Internet And Not The Computers)
EB: yup
GA: I Am
TG: *spins*
TG: *lands on meenah*
MEENAH: ((try restarting the router if you have one))
GC: ((W3 R3S3T TH3 W1F1 495735028 T1M3S. BUT H1S COMPUT3R 1S OLD 4ND 1'M TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO KNOWS HOW TO D34L W1TH TH3 STUP1D FUCK1NG TH1NG.))
MEENAH: ((this is why someone needs to make an msparp app))
CC: ((I agree^))
GA: ((Oh My Gog That Would Be The Best Thing In The World))
TG: *leans over and kisses meenah*
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MEENAH: * kisses back*
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anonymous [?] is now Porrim [PORRIM].
CC: So w)(o is next?
TG: *sits back down, wipes mouth* damn. nice.
GA: I Think Meenah Would Go Next Since It Landed On Her
MEENAH: *spins bottle*
PORRIM: o+h! Spin the bo+ttle! Yummy!
MEENAH: was that john or kanaya? I cant tell
CC: I t)(ink it was Kanaya.
MEENAH: whale then, here goes nofin * kisses kanaya*
GA: *Kisses Meenah Back*
TG: *raises eyebrows*
MEENAH: *sits back down* not bad maryam
PORRIM: Thank go+d she's kissing tro+lls instead o+f humans this time.
CC: Kanaya is next.
GA: *Closes Eyes And Spins Bottle*
CC: *watc)(es it spin*
EB: why are you closing your eyes?
GA: No Exact Reason I Just Do Not Particularly Want To Know Who It Lands On
PORRIM: and it landed o+n...
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CC: Jo)(n.
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PORRIM: well, kiss!
GA: *Opens Eyes* Come Here John *Grabs Johns Shirt And Kisses Him*
CC: Jo)(n is next now.
EB: ok... *spins bottle*
PORRIM: little startled?
EB: no, caught off guard it a better term.
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GC: ((1 4M B4CK :_:))
CC: *watc)(es bottle*
CC: ((Yay))
TG: ((got everything under control?))
PORRIM: This is so+ exciting
GC: ((Y34H. 1 LOST SOUND, BUT TH4T'S NORM4L FOR MY COMPUT3R.))
GA: ((About Time))
MEENAH: ((welome back))
GC: ((YOU'R3 T3LL1NG M3 U_U))
EB: (( hey ))
TG: who'd it land on?
PORRIM: ((we missed yo+u))
GC: *COM3S 4ND S1TS DOWN* WH4T'S 3V3RYBODY DO1NG? ((4ND 1 M1SS3D YOU GUYS 3 ))
EB: (( yes we did ))
GA: Spind The Bottle
CC: And It just landed on Dvae.
PORRIM: o+h the jo+hnxdave
CC: *Dave ((Cat stop bumping me))
GC: 1SN'T TH4T TH3 HUM4N G4M3 WH3R3 YOU SP1N 4 BOTTL3 4ND WH3N 1T L4NDS YOU K1SS? BL4RGH TH4T DO3SN'T SOUND 4PP34L1NG
TG: shit. well, i guess i know what i signed up for.
MEENAH: depends who it lands on
PORRIM: yum
TG: *grabs johns shirt and kisses him*
MEENAH: damn that hot
PORRIM: super ho+t
CC: *blus)(es*
GC: 1T SM3LLS GROSS 1N H3R3. 1 DON'T W4NT TO KNOW
EB: *falls back when dave lets go* whats with everyone grabbing my shirt?!
TG: *sits back down* fuck, that was. ugh. sorry, john
EB: *sighs* its ok dave. thats part of the game isn't it?
CC: Dave's turn again.
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TG: yeah
TG: *spins*
PORRIM: we are all so+ fun
CC: Yea I guess
PORRIM: why yo+u so+ do+wn? anyo+ne kiss yo+u yet?
TG: who did it land on?
CC: No but It's okay. *Smiles*
PORRIM: lo+vin yo+ur girl po+wer spirit *puts hand o+ut fo+r high five*
GA: Feferi It Seems
CC: *)(ig)( fives wit)( Porrim*
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PORRIM: hell yeah see we all are just aweso+me
GC: DON'T 4SK M3.
TG: *leans over and kisses feferi*
CC: *Blus)(es and kisses Dave back*
MEENAH: d'aaww
CC: Reely, Meena)(? *Blus)( deepens*
GC: SM3LLS L1K3 W3T COOL K1D 1N H3R3 H3H3H3
TG: *sits down* good job. i've had worse *glances at john*
PORRIM: hehehhehehehehhehehehheheh there yo+u go+ piexes lo+o+kinh girl
PORRIM: heh
TG: it feels like awkward cool kid in here, tz
GC: F33L 4ND SM3LL 1S D1FF3R3NT
GA: Go On And Spin Now Feferi
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CC: *Spins and watc)(es it*
TG: yeah, ill say
PORRIM: anyo+ne need a learning
CC: *Watc)(es it land on Meena)(*
GC: HOW H4RD 4R3 YOU 4LL SP1NN1NG TH1S, 3X4CTLY?
PORRIM: anyo+ne need a peppermint tic tac? *o+ffers a hand full*
TG: shitm yes
TG: *shit,
GC: H4H4H4, NOW 1 KNOW WH4T 4WKW4RD SM3LLS L1K3
MEENAH: *takes one*
GC: *HOLDS OUT H4ND 1N G3N3R4L D1R3CT1ON* YOU KNOW 1 WOULD LOV3 ON3
MEENAH: whale then
PORRIM: *places o+ne in her hand*
CC: Wow...
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GA: *Picks Up A Tic Tac And Pops It In Mouth* Thank You Porrim
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GC: NOW, TRY NOT TO SP1N SO H4RD.
CC: ((C)(at let me speak))
CC: Wow...
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PORRIM: im still here!
PORRIM: co+nnectio+ns fishy
MEENAH: ((be back in a mo))
CC: I reely don't want to do t)(is... s)(e's my Dancestor.
GC: 1 DON'T TH1NK YOU SHOULD H4V3 TO.
TG: i had to kis john, man
TG: i dunno
PORRIM: well she just po+pped a tic tac
GC: 4ND WH4T DO3S TH3 JURY TH1NK?
TG: do whatever
TG: maybe respin
EB: just think shes someone else
MEENAH: but johns not your dancestor
GA: Kiss Her Now
GC: R3SP1N GR4NT3D. F3F3R1, YOU H4V3 ON3 R3SP1N.
CC: T)(ank you... *Respins*
GC: TH3 JURY H4S 4LR34DY D3C1D3D, M4RY4M.
PORRIM: maryams do+ what maryams do+
CC: *Lands on Porrim t)(is time*
PORRIM: yum
PORRIM: ho+pe my teeth do+n't bo+ther yo+u ;-)
MEENAH: ((afk be back in a mo))
CC: Probably not.
CC: *Kisses Porrim reely quick*
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PORRIM: co+me here feferi! *grabs her
CC: Okay.
PORRIM: *licks teeth* delicio+us!
TG: *leans over to gc* you enjoying this?
CC: Your next.
GC: 4LR1GHT, NOW TRY NOT TO SP1N TOO H4RD
GC: SM3LLS R34L W31RD 1N H3R3, SO 4 L1TTL3
PORRIM: *spins really really hard*
TG: oh shit
GC: J3GUS, D1DN'T SM3LL TH4T ON3 COM1NG
PORRIM: dave o+r Terezi?
EB: i think its more terezi
TG: same
GC: WH4T
GC: W41T WH4T
CC: Same )(ere.
PORRIM: *grabs Terezi's legs, pulls her clo+se and kisses passio+nately*
GA: Porrim Sure Seems To Enjoy This Game
GA: Maybe A Bit Too Much
TG: whoa
PORRIM: o+o+ps! ;-) *licks teeth with a smile*
GC: *GL4SS3S F4LL OFF* -TH3R3GO3STHOS3-
CC: Wow...
TG: *blushes deeply*
GC: *F4LLS ONTO B4CK* SO...M4NY...COLORS...
CC: *blus)(es*
EB: uhh *looks away* i'm going to pretend that never happened
TG: *helps tz up* you okay?
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PORRIM: *winks* wanna meet up later?
CC: ((I'll be back in couple minutes or so))
GC: 1F 1 H4D 3Y3S TH3Y WOULD PROB4BLY B3 SP1N1NG. 1T W4S L1K3 T4ST1NG 3V3RY TROLL 4T ONC3. C4N 1 H4V3 MY GL4SS3S, NOW?
GC: *BLUSH3S 4ND SCR4TCH3S TH3 B4CK OF H3R N3CK*
GA: *Cringes At Porrims Remark*
EB: (( i gotta head out. bye guys! ))
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TG: (see ya))
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PORRIM: ho+w was kissing a rainbo+w drinker?
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TG: *hands tz her glasses*
GC: ((BY3! D:))
TG: there you go
MEENAH: ((Im back))
PORRIM: ho+w was kissing a rainbo+w drinker?
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] is now arachnidsGrip [AG].
GC: *PUTS TH3M DOWN* L1K3 L1CK1NG R41NBOWS. S3NSORY OV3RLO4D
PORRIM: TASTE THE RAINBOW!
TG: Your turn to spin, terezi
TG: once your ready, haha
GC: *SP1NS TH3 BOTTL3* JUST T3LL M3 WH3N 1T L4NDS
GC: *PUTS GL4SS3S B4CK ON*
PORRIM: dave yo+u jealo+us?
TG: erm
TG: well
GC: SO 1S SOM3BODY GO1NG TO T3LL M3 1F 1T L4ND3D OR 4M 1 GO1NG TO H4V3 TO GU3SS
PORRIM: it co+o+l if it lands o+n me?
PORRIM: o+r is that no+t co+o+lkid eno+ugh
GC: H3H3, NOT 4G41N. 1'M GO1NG TO GU3SS. *PO1NTS OUT* ON3, TWO, COOL K1D. *GR4BS D4V3'S SH1RT BY TH3 COLL4R 4ND K1SS3S H1M*
TG: *gasps slightly, kisses back a little harder*
GC: *L3T'S GO 4ND F4LLS B4CK, T4K1NG H1S SUNGL4SS3S W1TH H3R, S3TT1NG H3RS ON TH3 FLOOR 4ND PUTT1NG H1S ON*
PORRIM: wo+ah wo+nder who+ wo+uld to+p? right meenah?
TG: oh shit
TG: *closes eyes*
MEENAH: yep
GC: TH3S3 GL4SS3S SM3LL GOOD, BUT NOT 4S GOOD 4S M1N3. 1'M K33P1NG TH3M FOR NOW.
PORRIM: dave yo+ur eyes are so+ co+o+l?
TG: sure thing, i guess *puts on terezis glasses*
TG: holy shit
PORRIM: no+ beautiful
TG: dont you fuckers tell anyone about my eyes. especially stubbyhorns mcshoutynook
GC: TH1S G4M3 1S L1K3 R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTY TOWN 4LL OV3R 4G41N
PORRIM: so+unds tempting put no+ o+ne shares secrets aro+und her
PORRIM: *here
TG: i guess its my spin
TG: *spins*
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PORRIM: guess jo+hn left befo+re it co+uld land o+n him
GC: MOST L1K3LY.
MEENAH: this is a reely long spin
TG: whod it land on? i cant see in these glasses
PORRIM: meenah
MEENAH: this again? *grabs daves shirt*
TG: *kisses meenah back*
GC: *L1CKS D4V3'S SUNGL4SS3S WH1L3 H3 K1SS3S M33N4H, S3TT1NG TH3M ON TH3 FLOOR B3FOR3 H3 NOT1C3S*
PORRIM: lo+o+king go+o+d
PORRIM: meenah? dave?
TG: *pulls back*
PORRIM: Terezi, what do+ we do+?
TG: *gasps*
TG: holy shit
TG: you troll girls dont let up
MEENAH: *grabs tighter*
PORRIM: hey no+w meenah
TG: whoa fucl
TG: *fuck
GC: H3H3H3, SH3'S NOT GO1NG TO L3T UP
CC: ((Back))
GC: ((M1SS3D 4 F3W TH1NGS.))
CC: ((Like w)(at?))
PORRIM: ((yeah a lo+t))
PORRIM: ((who+ last kissed when yo+u left))
MEENAH: ((omg this stupid chat is eating my messages and spitting them back out way later and making me look like an idiot))
PORRIM: yo+ur co+o+l ;-)
TG: ((its fine))
TG: *sits down* shit. *still blushing*
CC: ((O)( okay))
TG: Hey, my glasses
TG: *takes of terezis, reaches for his*
MEENAH: whale, might as well spin again *spins*
GC: *GR4BS H3RS B4CK, T4K1NG 4 L1CK*
PORRIM: meenah yo+ur up
TG: thanks, ter- Oh FUCK, why are they WET?
GC: T4STY 8]
PORRIM: when will it sto+p im getting dizzy
CC: Wow... T)(is is taking long.
PORRIM: meenah?
TG: *wipes off glasses, smirking at gc*
MEENAH: Porrim
GC: *SM1RKS* YOU KN3W TH1S W4S GO1NG TO H4PP3N. JUST L1K3 M33N4H 4ND PORR1M KNOW TH3 4NSW3R TO, "WHO TOPS." OBV1OUSLY M3. JUST1C3 DO3SN'T ONLY TOP CR1M1N4LS.
PORRIM: *smirks and plays with meenahs braids
PORRIM: *
GC: WHO 1S N3XT?
TG: heh, i guess you're right
CC: So does anyone want to play a different game?
TG: im still down for whatever
MEENAH: same here
GA: *Ahem* Terezi There Is No Need What So Ever To Discuss Your And Daves...Pailing Situation
GC: GOODBY3, COLORS. YOU WH3R3 PR3TTY WH3N 1 K1SS3D JUST 4NYBODY.
PORRIM: I'll be back ;)
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TG: *leans back, accidently puts his hand on tz's*
GC: ((CH4T PL34S3 L3T M3 M3SS4G3 1 W1LL G1V3 YOU HUGS OR SOM3 SH1T C'MON.))
CC: W)(ale w)(at do you guys want to play?
GC: D4V3 4R3 YOU DO1NG WH4T TH3 HUM4NS C4LL, "M4K1NG 4 MOV3"? B3C4US3 1F YOU 4R3 1 ST1LL DON'T G3T 1T
TG: *blushes* oh shit
TG: uhm
TG: sorry
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GC: ST1LL CONFUS3D, BUT 4LL 1S FORG1V3N
CC: )(i Vriska.
GC: H1 VR1SK4
TG: shit, im bad at wooing the human ladies, trolls are no different *shrugs*
MEENAH: yo serket
AG: sup every8ody.
TG: hey, vris
GC: 1F YOU W4NT TO "WOO" M3, 4LL YOU H4V3 TO DO 1S G1V3 M3 R3D CH4LK
GC: B3C4US3 4LL 1 H4V3 L3FT 1S L1M3 GR33N 4ND V1OL3T
TG: i have some, but i think i'll wait til later to give you any *smirks*
AG: Hot damn, go get that shit from Nepeta. Paint isn't the only thing that 8itch uses for her wall.
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TG: so, what do you guys want to do now?
GC: YOU 4R3 SO M34N TO M3 *SM1RKS* 4ND SH3 WON'T L3T M3 H4V3 4NYMOR3. SH3 N33DS 1T FOR H3R R3DROM SH1PS OR WH4T3V3R
MEENAH: truth or dare anyone?
GC: WHY NOT
CC: S)(ore.
AG: Yeah, 8ut hurry up 8efore it gets lame.
TG: what do you feel like playing?
GC: WHO GO3S F1RST ?
CC: Trut)( or Dare, Dave.
TG: dare
CC: I dare you to reveal your feelings for Terezi.
TG: *blushes*
TG: oh uh
TG: *clears throat* i guess it what you hornheads would call
TG: uh
AG: *raises eye8rows* Come on, cool guy. Let's make this shit interesting.
TG: red quadrant stuff
TG: mateshit or something
GC: ((TH1S CH4T 1S B4LLS GR13HTJKLDGJ. L3T M3 SP334K.))
AG: You want her. 8adly.
TG: blushes harder*
GC: *KNOCKS D4V3 OV3R H1M 4ND L4YS ON H1M* 4R3 COOL K1DS SUPPOS3D TO B3 S4PS?
GC: 1T TOOK YOU LONG 3NOUGH
TG: *gasps*
CC: *Giggles* So w)(o is next?
TG: whoa
TG: cool
CC: *Giggles* so w)(o is next?
GC: 1'M NOT MOV1NG, BY TH3 W4Y
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TG: *bites lip* okay. i guess.
GC: 4ND 1T'S M4T3SPR1T..BUT TH4T'S 34RTH HUMOR 1 GU3SS. BUT CLOS3 3NOUGH
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TG: *looks at the rest of the group* uh, whos nexT?
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GC: ((DON'T YOU L13 TO TH3M, CH4T.))
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GC: 1 TH1NK 1T WOULD B3 YOUR TURN TO 4SK
TG: uhm
TG: meenah
TG: truth or dare
MEENAH: dare
TG: drop a sick beat and rap about how cool i am
CC: ((Reely c)(at?))
GC: ((W3 N33D 4N 4PP FOR 1T. J3GUUUUUUUUUSSSS))
CC: ((Yes we do))
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CC: Coming on Meena)(.
MEENAH: okay gimme a sec
MEENAH: dear cod, whale here it goes
TG: lets hear it, bro
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MEENAH: theres this cool cat dave
MEENAH: and hes the glubbin shit
MEENAH: he aint trippin
MEENAH: hes sippin on his apple juice
MEENAH: ((sorry guys I cant rap!))
TG: better than nothing
TG: *high fives meenah*
GC: ((TH4T W4S 4CTU4LLY GOOD OMFG.))
GA: ((Your Rap Has Officially Made My Day))
CC: Good Job. 38D
GA: How Exquisite
CC: ((I'm going to post you rap on SM)( is t)(at okay?))
MEENAH: ((go ahead))
CC: ((Awesome))
MEENAH: *high fives dave back*
TG: your turn, i think
MEENAH: okay... Kanaya, truth or dare
MEENAH: okay... Kanaya, truth or dare?
MEENAH: (( dammit chat))
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anonymous [?] is now Porrim [PORRIM].
PORRIM: Im back
GA: Truth
GC: *S1TS UP 4ND PULLS D4V3 W1TH H3R*
TG: *gets pulled by gc*
MEENAH: okay... if you had to kiss one person is this room, who would you choose
PORRIM: *raises eyebro+ws*
GA: Hm
GC: ((GUYS WHY 4R3 TH3R3 TWO PORR1M'S))
GA: Feferi
GA: Feferi
CC: ((I'm wondering t)(e same t)(ing now))
CC: Reely?
PORRIM: ((yeah but im the o+ne that kissed yo+u seductively))
GA: ((Such Intimacy))
GA: Yes Really
CC: Okay...
CC: ((T)(en w)(o is t)(e ot)(er one?))
GC: 4LR1GHT, 1T'S YOUR TURN, F3F.
TG: *grabs gc's hands*
GC: ((4N 1MPOST3R! 1 H4D TH1S H4PP3N WH3N 1 W4S 4 K4RK4T. 4 SL33P1NG K4RK4T C4M3 1N.))
CC: Okay. *smiles*
PORRIM: ((no+t sure she must be a fan)) *winks at o+ther po+rrim*
MEENAH: ((new porrim would you mind changing your name to porrim2 that might help clear things up))
GC: *TURNS H34D TO D4V3* :?
PORRIM: but im real + she never talks
CC: Okay *Smiles*
TG: *blushes and smiles at gc*
GC: *SM1L3S, S3TT1NG H3R H34D ON H1S CH3ST*
CC: So Terezi, Trut)( or Dare?
PORRIM: Sho+uld we bo+th kiss terezi to+ sho+w who+se real, o+bvio+usly she will remember me... *winks at terezi*
GC: NOT SUR3 1F 1 SHOULD B3 3XC1T3D OR SC4R3D
TG: *strokes gc's hair and smiles* this is the shit
TG: you trolls throw the dopest game nights
PORRIM: *licks teeth* yeah tz truth o+r dare
GC: JUST DON'T TOUCH MY HORNS. BUT 1 GU3SS TRUTH...FOR NOW...
TG: you got it
PORRIM: peixes?
CC: )(mmm... W)(ic)( Maryam would you rat)(er kiss?
PORRIM: *winks*
GC: W3LL, S1NC3 1'V3 ONLY K1SS3D PORR1M, 1 DON'T KNOW 1F TH3 S4M3 TH1NG H4PP3NS W1TH BOTH OF TH3M, BUT PROB4BLY PORR1M.
CC: So w)(o is next?
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PORRIM: *smirks then licks lips*
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TG: *blushes slightly*
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GC: HMM...F3F3R1, TRUTH OR D4R3
PORRIM: impo+ster po+rrim, wanna change yo+ur username?
CC: Dare I guess.
GC: S1NC3 1 DON'T H4V3 4 GOOD ON3...1 D4R3 YOU TO L3T M3 "G3T 4 B3TT3R LOOK" 4T YOU.
PORRIM: o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+h
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CC: Ummm... Okay.
GC: *GR4BS F3F3R1'S F4C3, L1CK1NG H3R N3CK, M4K1NG H3R W4Y TO TH3 S1D3 OF H3R GOGGL3S* T4ST3S L1K3 B3RR13S. SW33T, SW33T, B3RR13S.
TG: *slowly raises glasses*
PORRIM: finding this interesting dave
MEENAH: jealous, dave?
CC: *giggles* Your tongue tickles.
GA: *Sighs* I Am Beginning To Lose Interest In This Game
TG: erm
PORRIM: so+ ano+ther game? im co+nfsed
CC: I kind of am too, Kanaya.
PORRIM: *co+nfused
GC: *GR4BS D4V3'S F4C3, T1LT1NG 1T UP 4ND L1CK1NG H1S N3CK, S3TT1NG H1S H34D B4CK DOWN 4ND L34N1NG 4G41NST H1M 4G41N*
GC: 1 4LW4YS THOUGHT P3OPL3 GOT UPS3T WH3N 1 L1CK3D TH3M.
TG: uhhh, well, not always
TG: im down for any game
PORRIM: its o+k i already tasted yo+u
PORRIM: *winks*
GC: 1 KNOW YOU H4V3 8]
CC: So we still )(ave a deck of cards we )(aven't used yet... Any card games you guys want to play?
MEENAH: we could always sit here and watch terezi lick dave- oh wait, thats what we've been doing for hours
PORRIM: STRIP PO+KER!
GC: WOULD YOU L1K3 M3 TO L1CK YOU
PORRIM: Yeah...
GA: ((I Am Loving This Porrim At The Moment))
GC: ((1 LOV3 YOU 4LL))
GC: ((3XC3PT FOR TH4T W31RD PORR1M WHO DO3SN'T T4LK...))
TG: i pick the best nights to drop by and see you guys
PORRIM: What did yo+u say Kanaya?
CC: ((T)(is is awesome))
PORRIM: brb like minutes
MEENAH: ((We need to do this every night, screw exams))
GA: I Do Not Recall Saying Anything *Attempting Human Sarcasim*
TG: (( i love rping, even though im new to it. i love yuo guys B) ))
GC: ((FORG3T SL33P1NG 1 LOV3 3V3RYBODY)) 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW TO PL4Y POK3R. SO 1 TH1NK 1'LL JUST THROW C4RDS DOWN 1NST34D.
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CC: ((I can do t)(is again tomorrow after sc)(ool))
GC: ((DO 1T DO 1T DO 1T
CC: ((Okay :3))
GC: ((1F 1'M NOT T3R3Z1 1'M US4LLY ROXY OR K4RK4T.))
MEENAH: ((what time zone are you in?))
GA: ((I Think Central...Terezi And I Are In The Chicago Time Zone))
GC: ((C3NTR4L 1S PROB4BLY R1GHT 1DFK.))
TG: ((i can do it tomorrow too, est here. florida :S ))
CC: ((Mountain time I t)(ink I don't know for sure... I live in t)(e nort)( west))
MEENAH: ((i dont understand that... its around 11:30 here))
GC: ((10:33 PM))
CC: ((9:33 PM )(ere))
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GA: ((10:34pm))
PORRIM: back!
PORRIM: back!
PORRIM: BACK!
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GA: Settle Down Now
TG: ((11 30 here))
PORRIM: 11:34
TG: so, want me to shuffle?
GA: Please Do
CC: S)(ore.
TG: *shuffles*
PORRIM: Wait we decided o+n strip po+ker right?
GA: ((I'Ll Be Back))
GA: Yes
PORRIM: YEAH
TG: ((i have no idea how to play poker D:))
CC: ((Nor do I))
GC: 1 TH1NK 1 W1LL S1T TH1S ON3 OUT... ((4S MUCH 4S 1 W4NT TO ST4Y, WH1CH 1S 4-FUCK1NG-LOT, 1 H4V3 TO GO. TOMORROW 1N TH3 N3XT CH4T 1 W1LL B3 T3R3Z1. 1F SOM3BODY 3LS3 1S 4LR34DY, 1 W1LL B3 K4RK4T OR ROXY. 1 LOV3 YOU 4LL /3 GOODBY3 D:))
MEENAH: ((just sort of googling poker cause I have no idea how to play))
PORRIM: ill teach yo+u all!
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CC: ((Bye Terezi goodig)(t))
CC: *Goodnig)(t))
MEENAH: ((goodnight!))
PORRIM: go+o+dnight :(
TG: ((bye!))
TG: i know an easier way to play
PORRIM: ho+w?
TG: ((was anyone in the chat last night? we playeed it there))
TG: so basically
CC: ((I did))
TG: we all draw a card. person with the lowest number strips. simple
PORRIM: so+unds go+o+d to+ me
MEENAH: that might be a better idea
CC: We can do t)(at.
TG: aight
PORRIM: everyo+ne ready?
TG: yeah
CC: Yes.
MEENAH: yeah
PORRIM: great
TG: *draws*
TG: 5
PORRIM: *draws*
CC: *Draws*
CC: 4
PORRIM: 3
MEENAH: *draws
MEENAH: 6\
MEENAH: *6
PORRIM: *slight blush*
TG: looks like its porrim
PORRIM: shirt o+r pants?
TG: whatever floats your boat
CC: Doesn't matter reely.
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PORRIM: *slips o+ff shirt sho+wing her tatto+o+s and a bright red slutty/ripped bra*
TG: whoa
CC: *Blus)(es*
PORRIM: like what yo+u see? dave? fef?
CC: Ummm...
PORRIM: i get that a lo+t
TG: well
PORRIM: ?
TG: yeah
CC: Next round. *Draws*
MEENAH: *draws*
MEENAH: 4
PORRIM: *leans o+ver to+ dave* ((they are real yo+u kno+w, my bo+o+bs, yo+u can feel them if yo+u like))
PORRIM: *draws*
PORRIM: 9
CC: 3
TG: *blushes uncontrolably and grabs a card*
TG: 3
PORRIM: tie, yo+u two+ sho+uld draw again
TG: *draws*
TG: 5
CC: Okay *redraws*
CC: ace
PORRIM: is ace 11 o+r 1
TG: i think it's whichever one you need
PORRIM: i think its 11 *winks at dave* ((tz is go+ne...))
CC: I'll go wit)( 11
TG: gotcha
TG: *pulls off pants*
CC: ((Yea))
CC: It was actually Meena)(, Dave.
TG: oh?
CC: Yes s)(e got a 4.
TG: shit, you're right
TG: *pulls pants on embarassed*
TG: sorry...
PORRIM: awwwwwwwwwww
PORRIM: :(\
CC: So Meena)( )(as to take off somfin.
PORRIM: actually i like where this is go+ing to+o+
MEENAH: whale then, *pulls off shirt to reveal pink bra with seashells on it*
PORRIM: isint that fluffy! *laughs co+ntagio+usly*
CC: *giggles a little* are we ready for t)(e next round?
TG: sure
PORRIM: hell yeah
CC: *Draws*
TG: ^i like your attitude, porrim
TG: *draws*
CC: 3
PORRIM: *draws* Thank yo+u *blushes*
PORRIM: 3
TG: king
PORRIM: ((yo+u go+t what yo+u are, king))
MEENAH: *draws*
MEENAH: 7
CC: Redraw, Porrim.
CC: *Redraws*
CC: 4
PORRIM: *redraws*
PORRIM: queen
PORRIM: Peixes?
CC: Clammit. *Takes of s)(irt revealing a magenta bra wit)( fis)( on it*
MEENAH: clammit, good one
TG: sht, i left all my cute bras at home
PORRIM: fish puns *ro+lls eyes*
PORRIM: mine isint cute jackass but ill take o+ne mine have to+o+ many rips *blushes*
CC: T)(ank you, Meena)(.
TG: heh heh
TG: draws*
CC: *Draws*
TG: 4
CC: 5
MEENAH: *draws*
MEENAH: 5
PORRIM: *draws*
PORRIM: ace
TG: welp
TG: there go the pants
TG: *whispers* finally
TG: *majestically removes pants*
PORRIM: *slight blush*
CC: *Blus)(es*
TG: okay over there, porrim?
TG: fef?
CC: Yes. I'm fine.
PORRIM: o+h what yeah just *lo+o+ks at dave, blushes*
MEENAH: ((I have to go for a few minutes be back as soon as I can))
TG: *winks* aight
TG: ((okay))
PORRIM: seeyah meenah
CC: ((Okay))
CC: Next round. *Draws*
TG: *draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
TG: 6
PORRIM: 4
CC: 3
PORRIM: pants?
PORRIM: fef?
CC: It's a skirt but yes.
PORRIM: I refuse to+ use that girly wo+rd
CC: *Removes skirt revealing )(er plain Magenta panties*
PORRIM: matching?
TG: *remains silent*
PORRIM: next ro+und
CC: Yes.
TG: *draws*
CC: *Draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
CC: queen
PORRIM: 2
TG: 2
CC: Redraw.
TG: *redraws*
PORRIM: *redraws*
TG: king
PORRIM: queen
TG: heh heh
CC: Redraw again.
CC: *Redraws*
CC: 2
PORRIM: *redraw?*
PORRIM: 6
CC: ((Yea I drew a queen firts))
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CC: O)( w)(ale... T)(is reely reveals me.
PORRIM: what item o+f clo+thing no+w?
CC: Can socks be a clot)(ing item?
PORRIM: eh why no+t
TG: as long as the shoes go with them
PORRIM: true
CC: Okay *Takes off )(er socks and s)(oes*
PORRIM: next ro+und psssh
TG: *draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
CC: *draws*
PORRIM: 4
TG: 7
CC: 8
PORRIM: pants? dave? that co+o+l with yo+u?
TG: whatever floats your boat, man
TG: ;)
MEENAH: ((Im back))
CC: ((Yay))
PORRIM: go+o+d meenah just abo+ut to+ take o+ff my pants
TG: (woo))
MEENAH: whale im glad i didnt miss that
TG: go for it
PORRIM: *seductively takes o+ff pants sho+wing ripped bo+xers jade o+f co+urse*
GA: ((Back, Sorry It Took So Long, X3))
TG: *gulps*
CC: *slig)(t blus)(*
PORRIM: yo+u o+k dave?
MEENAH: damn
TG: uhhh
TG: yeah
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TG: *leans forward to conceal crotch*
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PORRIM: ((dave do+nt wo+rry they are just kankris plus i usually wear tho+ngs))
CC: Next round. *Draws*
TG: *gulps again*
TG: *draws*
MEENAH: *Draws*
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] is now Aranea [ARANEA].
MEENAH: 2
TG: 4
TG: uh, sup, aranea?
PORRIM: *draws*
PORRIM: 8
CC: 3
PORRIM: o+h hey areena so+rry yo+u missed my sho+w *winks*
ARANEA: Hello there Dave. Are You all playing poker? That sounds fun...May I join?
CC: )(i Aranea.
PORRIM: try strip po+ker *winks*
MEENAH: yo serket
PORRIM: kinda po+ker its just like yeah
TG: just draw a card when we do
TG: and strip if your card is lowest
ARANEA: Sounds easy. *walks over and sits next to Meenah*
MEENAH: speaking of that, I guess its my turn
PORRIM: what clo+thing piece?
MEENAH: *takes off pants to reveal skimpy pink thong*
TG: *pulls at shirt collar*
PORRIM: nice
MEENAH: problem, strider?
TG: not at all
ARANEA: *smirks* So, who's next?
PORRIM: we draw
MEENAH: *draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
ARANEA: *draws* 8
TG: *draws*
CC: *Draws*
PORRIM: 2
CC: 4
TG: 4
MEENAH: 3
PORRIM: dave?
TG: 4
TG: sorry
PORRIM: no+ pro+blem
PORRIM: bra o+r bo+xers?
TG: w-w-whatever floats your b-boat
PORRIM: dave, im asking yo+ur preference
TG: um
TG: okay
TG: bra
PORRIM: wo+uld yo+u like to+ take it o+ff o+r are yo+u no+t a man yet
TG: i got this
TG: *moves to porrim8
TG: **
TG: *unsnaps bra and removes it*
PORRIM: *fixes po+sture, my bo+o+bs are no+w 3 inches fro+m daves face*
TG: *eyes widen*
CC: Next round anyone. *Draws*
PORRIM: *draws* no+t much left
ARANEA: *draws*
MEENAH: *draws*
TG: *draws, still red*
TG: 2
CC: 2
MEENAH: 2
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PORRIM: 8
ARANEA: I got an ace... Hm... Would that 8e considered high or low for this game?
PORRIM: high
TG: either a 1 or 11
TG: depending on what you want
PORRIM: o+h then lo+w
CC: )(ig)( or low
PORRIM: lo+w lo+w lo+w
ARANEA: Okay, so what do I take off?
PORRIM: shirt!
CC: W)(atever you want?
TG: seconded *looksat porrim*
MEENAH: shore anyfins fine
ARANEA: *slides off shirt and tosses it to Porrim* Let's draw cards now *smirks*
PORRIM: ((pro+blem strider + wanna to+uch em?))
TG: uhm
TG: maybe in a little while
ARANEA: *slides off shirt and tosses it to Meenah* Let's draw a card.
TG: a man takes his games seriously
CC: *Draws*
TG: *draws*
CC: 2
MEENAH: *catches skirt*
MEENAH: *draws*
ARANEA: *draws*
MEENAH: 2
TG: 3
PORRIM: *draws while lo+o+king at araneas bo+o+bs*
ARANEA: 3
PORRIM: 2
CC: Redraws.
CC: *Redraws*
MEENAH: *redraws*
CC: Ace
MEENAH: 3
ARANEA: Seems reasona8le. *redraws* 5
PORRIM: *redraws* dave maybe i sho+uld wear yo+ur shirt i wo+nt have much left
PORRIM: 3
CC: )(ig)( or Low?
TG: maybe you will
PORRIM: yo+ur o+pinio+n
TG: i dont think so
CC: Low so we do not )(ave anot)(er redraw.
PORRIM: i want a half naked girl next to+ me so+ lo+w *winks*
CC: Bra or Panties?
PORRIM: bra
CC: *sig)(s* Do wan to do t)(e )(onor Porrim?
CC: *Want
PORRIM: yes!
PORRIM: *starts crying happy tears*
ARANEA: *stifles giggle*
TG: *slides off shades, puts them on top of pants*
CC: *Blus)(es*
PORRIM: *puts head o+n peixes sho+ulder lo+o+king do+wn, unho+o+ks bra witho+ut lo+o+king fro+m skill and slo+wly slips her bra o+ff in a tender embrace while licking lips seductively*
TG: *leans forward farther*
CC: *blus)( deepens*
ARANEA: *stares intently, surprisingly at a loss for words*
PORRIM: ((fef yo+ur like a cherry all deep red, just ho+pe we do+nt get caught by the feds))
TG: s-s-s-sick rhyme
PORRIM: my pleasure
CC: ((T)(ank god t)(ere isn't a Kankri in )(ere))
TG: *draw*
TG: 3
CC: *Draws*
PORRIM: draws*
CC: King
PORRIM: 7
ARANEA: *draws* 2
MEENAH: *draws*
MEENAH: ace
TG: *mutters* godammit i wanna be naked too...
PORRIM: aranea needs to+ go+, no+ do+ubt
ARANEA: *smirks at Meenah* Take it off.
ARANEA: Sorry Porrim, it'll happen later *winks*
PORRIM: *winks*
MEENAH: who wants to do the honours?
TG: lemme at her
TG: what am i taking off?
PORRIM: o+h la la
CC: Wow... *Blus)(es*
MEENAH: bra
TG: *sits behind her and unsnaps bra, throws it aside*
anonymous [?] is now twinArmageddons [TA].
TA: Alriight, who'2 playiing 2triip poker wiithout me?
TG: oh hey, my lispy motherfucking bro
MEENAH: *turns around* so, like what you sea strider?
TG: plenty of ladies to go around
PORRIM: so+llux i missed yo+u
TG: very much
CC: )(-)(i Sollux.
CC: *Trys to cover )(erself*
TA: Hey everyone. Room for one more here? -2iit2 down-
TG: shit bro, lemme explain these rules
PORRIM: *perks bo+o+bs* do+nt be afraid fef, like what yo+u see ? sco+o+t near me.
TG: draw when we do, strip when your card is lowest
TG: *gulps*
CC: Umm. Okay *scoots closer to Porrim*
TA: Alriight.
PORRIM: *plays with hair* so+llux? dave?
TG: *scoots to porrim*
TA: -2coot2 iin a2 well-
CC: *Blus)(es*
MEENAH: aight lets do this *draws*
TG: lets draw
TG: ace
CC: *Draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
TA: -draw2-
CC: 2
PORRIM: 2
TA: 2
TA: 2
MEENAH: 9
PORRIM: 2
MEENAH: 9
ARANEA: *draws* Ace *smirks*
PORRIM: aces and 2s redraw
TG: *redraw*
CC: *Redraws*
TG: 4
CC: King
PORRIM: *redraws*
ARANEA: *redraws* 7
TA: -redraw2- 2 agaiin
PORRIM: 3
PORRIM: so+llux... pants o+r shirt
TA: II'll go for the 2hiirt. -2liide2 2hiirt off, to22iing iit a2iide-
CC: *Blus)(es*
PORRIM: i see so+me abs yo+u wo+rking o+ut?
TA: II miight be. -2miirk2-
CC: Next round.
TG: *draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
TG: 3
CC: *Draws*
TA: -draw2- 6
CC: 4
PORRIM: 2
MEENAH: *draws*
MEENAH: 5
PORRIM: aranea?
ARANEA: *draws* Ace~
PORRIM: 1 o+r 11?
PORRIM: lo+w o+r high?
CC: I say low.
PORRIM: lo+w
ARANEA: I'll go with low *winks*
PORRIM: *winks*
PORRIM: need any help?
ARANEA: Oh yes, please.
TG: i think we're all more than willing to help
TA: You're damn riight we are.
PORRIM: what item o+f cho+ice?
CC: *Giggles a little*
ARANEA: You're choice *smirks*
CC: Skirt or Bra?
PORRIM: dave, what are yo+u lo+o+king fo+rward to+o+?
TG: mainly getting my fucking nude on
TG: damn shirt
MEENAH: why are we even drawing anymore?
PORRIM: i will do+ the bra thank yo+u very much
TG: go for it
ARANEA: I'm waiting.
CC: I don't know Meena)(.
TA: Beecau2e iit'2 more fun two draw, beecau2e then you never know who get2 naked fiir2t.
PORRIM: *slips araeneas bras o+f and bites her neck* i want everyo+ne to+ kno+w i did it
MEENAH: ((also why is other porrim still here? is she just watching all this?))
CC: ((I )(ave no idea))
TG: *mumbles* only one wearing a shirt... bullshit...
PORRIM: ((she is an impo+ser, we so+lved this earlier))
CC: ((T)(at is true))
ARANEA: *looks at TG* We could fix that real soon.
CC: I'm sorry, Dave. Just draw reely low next time.
PORRIM: o+f co+urse we can
TA: Next round, come on!
CC: *Draws*
TG: *draws*
PORRIM: *draws*
TA: -draw2-
CC: 2
MEENAH: *draws*
TA: 6 agaiin
PORRIM: 3
TG: ace, hell yeah
ARANEA: *draws* 9
MEENAH: 7
PORRIM: thats it! o+ff with yo+ur shirt!
CC: *Giggles*
ARANEA: May I, Dave? *smirks*
TG: as you wish
TA: Hell yeah, 2hiirtle22 party.
TG: of course
MEENAH: ((UPDAT-E! like 2 seconds ago))
PORRIM: well dave yo+u have it all wro+ng, yo+ur wish is my co+mmand
MEENAH: ((UPDAT-E! two seconds ago!))
ARANEA: *yanks off Dave's shirt* Much, much 8etter.
CC: ((Yes))
TG: striders almost naked the crowd goes wild, cheers in the fuckin stands, this kid aint mild
PORRIM: no+ no+t at all
CC: Sweet r)(ymes, Dave.
TG: B)
PORRIM: hehehehehe
CC: Next round anyone?
PORRIM: *draws*
TG: *draws*
TG: 5
PORRIM: 3
MEENAH: *draws*
TA: -draw2-
TA: 10
ARANEA: *draws* 2
MEENAH: 2
CC: *Draws*
CC: Ace
CC: )(ig)( or Low?
PORRIM: lo+w
TA: low
ARANEA: Come on, girl. Show Captor what you're made of.
TG: *puts hands on porrim's and aranea's thighs* hell yeah
PORRIM: dave are yo+u suggesting a three way?
CC: Fine. Anyone want to do t)(e )(onors of removing my panties?
ARANEA: I'm down with that. *8ites lip*
TG: i could be
CC: Fine. Anyone want t)(e )(onor of removing my panties?
PORRIM: damn straight!
TG: *smiles*
ARANEA: Let Sollux do it!
TA: -raii2e2 hii2 hand-
CC: *blus)(es* Okay.
TA: -griin2 and take2 a hold of Fef'2 pantiie2 at her hiip2, pulliing them 2moothly down her leg2 and two22iing them a2iide- There we are.
CC: *Blus)(es deeply*
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PORRIM: yeah impo+sto+r left
TG: great
CC: ((Got to intense for )(er))
ARANEA: A8out fucking timeeeeeeee
PORRIM: *draws* im to+o+ ho+t
TG: one porrim is just fine
MEENAH: *draws*
TA: -draw2-
TA: 7
PORRIM: ace
TG: *draws*
TG: 10
CC: I'm )(ave not)(ing left do I still )(ave to draw?
ARANEA: I like this Porrim 8etter anyways. *winks and draws* 3
TG: lets say if you get the lowest number, we get to dare you
TG: sound fair?
TA: Ye2, let'2 do that.
PORRIM: * winks*
MEENAH: 2
CC: Fine.
PORRIM: o+h what yeah o+k
CC: *Draws*
CC: Ace
PORRIM: tie?
CC: Again reely?
PORRIM: *redraws*
CC: *Redraws* King
PORRIM: 3
PORRIM: who+ wants my bo+xers
ARANEA: Me, duh.
CC: Its Meena)(, Porrim.
CC: S)(e got t)(e lowest.
PORRIM: meenah? where?
ARANEA: Ugh :::;(
PORRIM: o+h yeah hey
ARANEA: She got a two.
PORRIM: i fo+rgo+t abo+ut yo+u
PORRIM: sho+uld we draw, us two+
PORRIM: ?
MEENAH: sure
PORRIM: *redraws with eyes clo+sed*
MEENAH: *redraws*
PORRIM: dave, lo+o+k fo+r me please
TG: its a 4
MEENAH: me too
PORRIM: ugh
CC: Draw again.
TG: realy?
PORRIM: *redraws with eyes clo+sed*
ARANEA: Dave, shuffle the deck after this.
TG: at this point all of us getting naked would just be easier
MEENAH: no i meant check the card for me too
TG: oh
PORRIM: o+h thank go+d
CC: O)(.
TG: sollux, check iit
TA: Um... iit'2 a 3
MEENAH: okay then
PORRIM: bo+o+m hell yeah bitch
PORRIM: o+h so+rry
MEENAH: someone hurry up
MEENAH: this thong aint gonna remove itself
TA: Dave, your tuen
TA: ((Turn*))
TG: *sits in front of meenah and gently pulls of thong, throws it in clothes pile*
CC: Next round.
MEENAH: whale I'm out then, I guess I could do my goggles next?
ARANEA: Shuffle that deck, TG.
TG: *shuffles*
TA: Woo, next round. -draw2-
PORRIM: HURRY IM REAALY HOT AND HORNY
MEENAH: *draws*
ARANEA: *draws* Aceeeeee
CC: T)(ey decided w)(en your completely naked you get dared, Meena)(.
TA: Jack
CC: *Draws*
TG: "y'know at this point it would be easeier if we all gott naked", he joked
TA: II keep gettiing hiigh. .
PORRIM: *draws*
TG: *drwas*
TG: **Draws*
CC: King
PORRIM: ace
TG: 6
MEENAH: 7
PORRIM: aranea lets take o+ff o+ne o+f each o+thers
TG: damn
ARANEA: Sounds good, 8oo *winks*
ARANEA: What would you prefer to go?
CC: Bra or Panties?
MEENAH: as long as i dont have to rap again...
TG: i wont make you
PORRIM: idk but yo+u have the o+ptio+n o+f my knee high tie spike bo+o+ts o+r my bo+xers
CC: T)(at was a great rap t)(oug)(, Meena)(.
PORRIM: i go+t yo+ur bra *smirks*
MEENAH: dear cod, it was horrible
CC: You're reely quiet, Sollux.
TG: take those boots, for sure
CC: No it wasn't.
PORRIM: *lo+o+ks deeply into+ araneas* they are hard to+ untie
PORRIM: *unho+o+ks her bra*
PORRIM: *slips her bra o+ff*
ARANEA: Well, I'll go with you're 8oots. *slides hands up Porrim's thighs and unties her 8oots*
TA: 2orry, II don't have much two 2ay
PORRIM: *pushes her already nude breasts against hers*
TG: ughhh
CC: Glub.
MEENAH: you okay strider?
ARANEA: That wasn't so hard.. *smirks and 8ites down on Porrim's neck, leaving a mark from her teeth*
TG: yeah, im great
TG: *leans forward*
PORRIM: *mo+ans playfully and sucks araneas perfect blo+o+d*
PORRIM: *licks lips*
CC: Last one left wit)( clot)(es on is Sollux.
PORRIM: and strider *winks*
TA: That'2 what II get for comiing iin late.
TG: i just have the boxers yo
TG: poker or not, anyones welcom to take them
ARANEA: Well let's get going TG and TA *winks*
PORRIM: *winks* can i do+ the ho+no+r
TG: your wish is my command
TG: or whatever
CC: W)(ale we could go back to trut)( or dare but dirty t)(is time if you all want.
ARANEA: I'm sure Terezi or Jade would of wanted them *smirks*
ARANEA: Sounds good, Fef
PORRIM: *gets o+ff aranea and hugs dave fro+m behind*
TG: dirty t or d sonds fuckin sweet
TA: 2o who want2 my clothe2? 2tiill got my pant2 and boxer2.
TG: *leans back into porrim*
PORRIM: *pushes bo+o+bs into+ dave and grabs his bo+xers*
TG: I'm sure they would too, aranea, but sometimes the dice dont roll that way BP
TG: ahh
MEENAH: *casually reaches over and starts undoing TA`s pants
PORRIM: *pulls them do+wn with a lick o+f her fangs*
TG: *erection is now clearly visible*
TA: Oh, hey there, Meenah.
CC: R-E-ELY M-E-ENA)(?!
PORRIM: *bites hard and sucks do+wn as she lo+o+ks o+ver his sho+ulder*
MEENAH: what
CC: Nevermind I won't bot)(er you.
TG: mmm
ARANEA: Meenah, must you hit on Feferi's man like that? Tsk,,,,,,,,Tsk. ::::I
PORRIM: ((tastes li- wo+ah yo+ur penis is huge)) *licks her lips*
TG: *bites lip and grabs porrims hands*
TA: -griin2- What, diid you want two do thii2, Fef?
TA: Diid you want two do thii2, Fef? -griin2-
TG: hey aranea, werent you interested in something a little earlier?
PORRIM: *pulls her leg aro+und and starts kissing his hand*
MEENAH: we could share
TG: *rubs porrims thigh*
CC: We could.
TA: -2miirk2- II won't miind that
PORRIM: *mo+ans jo+yfully* ((mind if we share))
TG: ((sharing is caring))
PORRIM: Yo+u sho+uld be aware there if a ripped tho+ng under these bo+xers...
ARANEA: *crawls over to Porrim and Dave* Not at all. *smirks and tugs at Porrims hair while wrapping her arms around Dave's neck*
CC: *Crawls over to Sollux and )(elps Meena)(*
TG: *removes porrims torn underwear* there we go
TG: *strokes aranea*
TA: -2miirk2 a2 hii2 pant2 are taken away-
PORRIM: i swear to+ go+d if anyo+ne gets me pregnant again we get mo+re abo+rtio+ns alright i do+nt need ano+ther kanaya
TG: no babies, here. ill pull out *kisses porrim*
CC: *Takes off Sollux's boxers*
PORRIM: *bites araneas nipple*
PORRIM: no+ wait dave i need yo+u!
TA: -blu2he2 2oftly, hii2 twiin tentabulge2 expo2ed-
ARANEA: *drags her azure nails down Porrim's 8ack*
CC: *blus)(es*
TG: im still here
PORRIM: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TG: *grabs aranea and porrims breasts*
MEENAH: damn
TA: II thiink II have enough for you ladiie2 two 2hare.
CC: *Blus)( deepens*
PORRIM: dave yo+u need to+ visit mo+re o+ften
TG: i really do
TG: ill bring friends next time
TG: sharing is caring
ARANEA: Oh indeed. *smirks*
PORRIM: can yo+u bring dirk? weve fucked multiple times, he kno+ws me well
TG: *moves hands to both crotches*
PORRIM: im so+rry is that weird?
PORRIM: I fucked dirk
PORRIM: dave?
TG: not weird.
PORRIM: yo+u o+k?
PORRIM: Altight go+o+d
ARANEA: Well, where would you expect Kankri to come from?
TG: i told and taught the guy all he knows on the subject
TA: Mmm, come on you 2eadwellng ladiie2. The2e guy2 aren't gonna take care of them2elve2.
PORRIM: yo+u mean kranki?
CC: *Looks at Sollux and t)(en at t)(e floor*
TG: nah, dirk
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PORRIM: sure even tho+ugh hes better than yo+u?
TA: 2hy, Fef?
ARANEA: *laughs*
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CC: Maybe.
TG: fat chance
TG: *rubs aranea's and porrim's thighs*
TA: Do II need two take care of you, fiir2t/
TA: ?
CC: *continues to look at t)(e ground*
ARANEA: *wraps arms around Dave's neck and kisses him roughly*
PORRIM: *gets up and walks to+ the side* i miss the games
TG: *kisses back, begins to rub
TG: huh?
TA: -take2 Fef'2 chiin iin hii2 hand and briing2 her gaze up two hii2, kii22iing her 2oftly-
PORRIM: *starts crying*
CC: *blus)(es and kisses )(im back*
TG: porrim, whats wrong?
PORRIM: i am
TG: what do you mean?
PORRIM: i am
TG: why are you wrong?
TA: -gently pu2he2 Feferii ontwo her back, 2tiill kii22iing her-
ARANEA: *walks over to Porrim and wraps arms around her waist* There's a8solutely nothing wrong with you.
PORRIM: im pregnant
PORRIM: guys?
TG: oh, man. who's is it?
PORRIM: i do+nt kno+w
TA: -perk2 up, a biit 2hocked-
TG: who have you had sex with recently?
CC: *Stops kissing Sollux*
PORRIM: everyo+ne
TA: ... Not miine!
TG: this is my first time with you'
TG: what do we do?
CC: ...
ARANEA: Uhm...
PORRIM: in the range tho+ugh i think cro+nus, kankri, dirk, mituna, karkat, kurlo+z, gamzee were the guys
TG: oh man. where do we go from here? *picks up porrims hand*
ARANEA: Cronus is a 8a8e, so that's okay.
PORRIM: aranea no+t no+w!
ARANEA: I'm sorry ::::(
TG: do you want to stop now, porrim?
PORRIM: dave, i have narro+wed it do+wn to+ cro+nus, kankri, dirk and mituna
TG: oh man
PORRIM: dave.
PORRIM: *lo+o+ks do+wn*
TG: hmm?
TA: Thii2 ii2 pretty iinten2e. You know, you really 2hould bee careful, Porriim.
PORRIM: SHUT UP SOLLUX!
TA: -2hriink2 away-
TG: what is it, porrim?
PORRIM: *lo+o+ks at dave*
PORRIM: I think its his
TG: dirks?
PORRIM: yeah
TG: oh man
TG: does he know?
PORRIM: no+
TG: :/
TG: what do we do?
PORRIM: like i said abo+rtio+n i think
TG: well this is a mood killer. where do we go for that?
PORRIM: again i do+nt kno+w fo+r sure
TG: oh man.
PORRIM: o+ut o+f tho+se 4 he and mituna were the mo+st intense
TG: what happened with tuna and latula?
CC: *slowly puts )(er clot)(es back on quietly*
PORRIM: she do+esnt kno+w
TG: oh christ
PORRIM: grabs clo+thes and puts them back o+n
TG: *sits up between porrim and aranea*
PORRIM: dave
TG: yes?
PORRIM: yo+ur still naked
TG: oh shit
TG: sorry
TA: -2tart2 two get hii2 clothe2 back on a2 well-
TG: *clothes*
ARANEA: *slides clothes 8ack on*
MEENAH: *puts clothes on too*
MEENAH: welp, this is akward
TG: yeah
PORRIM: also+...
TG: hmm?
CC: Yes it is...
PORRIM: yo+u guys suck hahahahhaha yo+u guys are so+ easy!
PORRIM: PYSHCE!
ARANEA: *walks over to Meenah and tugs on her 8raids*
TG: *jaw drops*
PORRIM: dave yo+ur such a lo+ser
TA: Wow, what a fuckiing cockblocker.
TG: ohm shitttttt
CC: Reely?
TA: Wow, what a fuckiing cock blocker.
TG: FACEPALM X2 COMBO
PORRIM: no+t co+o+lkid behavio+r
TG: i
PORRIM: as if
PORRIM: i wo+uld fuck dirk?
TG: oh my god
PORRIM: with the gay auto+respo+nder
PORRIM: ha
TG: i should have
TG: i should have noticed
PORRIM: ha x3
TG: *laughter*
TG: oh god
TG: you really got me
TG: gold star
CC: I t)(ink s)(e got all of us.
TG: fucking
PORRIM: yeah yo+u guys needed so+me actio+n
TG: shit
TG: *applause*
ARANEA: As Dave would say... "You're so fucking ironic, 8ro. That lie was so dope."
PORRIM: *bo+ws*
TG: so, awkward timing and all but
TG: anyone still dtf?
PORRIM: aranea
PORRIM: yo+ur still naked
CC: S)(ore.
PORRIM: but yeah im o+ff sex do+cs o+rders
TG: coolkids are notoriously speedy disrobers
ARANEA: *slides clothes 8ack on* Opps. My 8ad.
TG: welp
TA: 2o now what?
TG: what now, guys?
TA: II dunno, Dave
PORRIM: so+rry last time i bro+ke my arm
PORRIM: cant tell yo+u ho+w
TG: .-.
PORRIM: o+o+ps
PORRIM: no+ cast no+w im getting better
TG: *leans back*
TG: phewwwwwwwwww