One day Shippo was outside playing in a field. Kagome was taking a test, while Miroku was out chasing some women in a Kaede's village, with Sango chasing him holding her boomerang bone as Inuyasha sulked.
Shippo found a tree stump and began sucking on a lollipop Kagome had given him when she left. Shippo stared at the passing clouds, till he noticed a strange cloud. And I say strange because it was long , thick, purple, and a swirl came out of it and touched the ground making a purple haze. When the haze cleared Shippo spotted four figures, Naraku, Kanna, Kagura, and even Goshinki. He screamed at the site of them. But Naraku's gang just keeps walking by causuly ignoring Shippo.
Then Shippo out of sheer impulse yells "HEY YOU GUYS! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO IGNORE THE GREAT FOX DEMON SHIPPO LIKE THAT!"
"What is this thing", Goshinki asks pointing to Shippo.
"No one important" replies Naraku.
"Oh yeah, I could take all of you at once, easily!!!!!!!!!" Shippo yelled once again impulsively. At this the Naraku, Kagura, and Goshinki all crack up. Even Kanna cracked a chuckle.
"I'm laughing so hard I can't breath" said Naraku gasping for air.
"Really?!" said Kagura in the hopes of Naraku having a stroke. Goshinki was nearly causing earthquakes with his laughter.
"Why you... I'll show you how powereful I am. Fox Magic: Smashing Top!!" screamed Shippo.
As Naraku's Group continued laughing Shippo's magic top headed straight for Goshinki and landed right in his eye.
"AH MY EYE MY EYE HE GOT MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!" Goshinki wailed.
"That was a just a lucky shot..." Kagura stated' as Gohinki ran off still screaming. Kagura sighed. "Sadly you're lucks about to run out."
"MY EYE, MY EYE IT HURTS!!! OW THE PAIN, SISTER MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"Now you fight ME" said Kagura taking out her fan. Goshinki then grabed Kagura yelling, "MY EYE! MY EYE! HE FUCKING HIT MY EYE!!! OOOH SISTER MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
"Two down and two to go." Said Shippo with the upmost pure confidence. Shippo headed straight for Naraku with a tackle .
"Noooo! Naraku my love!" cried Kanna as she jumped in front of Naraku and defelected his attack pushing him a good seventeen feet away which saved Shippo's ass because not more than two seconds later Goshinki came running back.
He was still wailing. "MY EYE! MY EYE!! MY EYE!!!" Goshinki was runing back and fourth with a dizzy eyed Kagura in his hand. While he was runing he trampled over Naraku and Kanna. As he ran over them a second time Kanna used her mirror to deflect Goshinki's foot. Which did knock out Goshinki but when he passed out he landed on Naraku and Kanna turning all four of Naraku's group into swirly eyed chibis.
Then Shippo said out loud to anyone who might of seen. "That's what happens when you mess with Shippo! Anyone else want some?!" Sadly the only others present were four deer, a handful of birds, and a few bunnies. "Oh, I suppose Kagome's come back by now. Wait till they all hear about this.
------Kaede's hut------
"Yeah right Shippo. You're lying and you know it. How could you take down Naraku a his three henchmen in one move?" claimed Inuyasha.
"IT HAPPENED!!!" hollowed Shippo. " Miroku, Sango you belive me right?"
"Sorry Shippo for once I agree with Inuyasha" Sango said clamly stroking her cat Kirara.
"What? What about you Miroku?" said Shippo on the vear of tears.
"Listen Shippo, it would be impossible to beat Narakus gang in one move." Miroku reasoned.
"But... I did!"
"Shippo, smashing top is not big enough to crush four opponets, especially one as huge as Goshinki."
Kaede spoke, "Shippo ye know it's bad to tell lies."
Kagome continued. "Shippo I think you need to realize that that was probally a dream"
"Not, You Too Kagome!!!" Shippo sobbed, tears rolling down his face. "WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIVE ME!!! Wahhhhhhhhh!
End
Disclaimer- Inuyasha does not belong to me or my sister this story does however, so don't sue us please.
