What Else? – Mulan
"Khan, what more do I need? I cut my hair, put on Dad's armor, I have his sword; do you think I should put a sausage down my pants? I mean… boys have extra... down there. Well, at least I am assuming they do, because boy animals have a… sausage down there. This is so embarrassing! Why did I do this?" Mulan asked while digging around in her satchel.
"Yes!" she exclaimed as she help her prize high. "Now I just need to. Oh, this feels so weird. I'm not sure I can do this Khan."
She stood up, wiggled her hips, and winced. "This is a bad idea Khan. I'll never get used to used to this. It's hopeless." She commiserated while digging the sausage out of her pants. Really, what was she thinking? Besides saving her father and the family honor… or maybe something more.
She took off her shoe and flung it at Khan when he snickered at here. "Shut up, I'm trying."
~Fin~