Hello my fellow readers and writers. I'm here today to test the Bat family trust :D And yes I made it reverse!Batfam... Well, almost XD. It will include everyone from Dick to Terry.

I don't want anyone to repetitively ask how old they are so I'm going to tell you ONCE:

Dick (13)

Jason (20)

Tim (14)

Damien (15)

Terry (25)

I'm sorry for those of you who are waiting for me to update Feelin' Crash, but I just thought of this so I decided to write it.

Anyway, here we go.

DISCLAIMER: We all know that I do not own any of the robins. I wish I would, but sadly the universe seriously hates me.

Bold: Darkseid (Me)

Italics Underline: Angel (Me)

Italics: Videos

Bold Italics Under line: Both

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"Ugh..."

"What the fu-?!"

"You..."

"The hell is going on?"

"What in the world?"

"My head is totally not feeling the aster."

"Aster? But Aster is a flower."

Ooo! Everyone is here and everything is in place! I can't wait for this to s-OW! What was that for?

Shut up, idiot! They'll hear you. You don't want to spoil anything do you?

No...

Then SHUT UP!

Geez! Calm down... I will.

"Um. We can hear you."

Shit.

Well, too late. Anyway, I'm guessing you guys are wondering why you are here and who the hell the others are.

"You better have a fucking good reason for bringing us here. Damn, I had Joker caught red handed. Thanks to you, he fucking got away. AGAIN!" The guy in the lovely red helmet was waving an AK-47 in the air like crazy.

Yea. Well we do. Jason A.K.A Red Hood.

"How..."

Oh we know everything about each and every one of you. Almost all of you. Terry is too new for us. Or for me I guess. Darkseid, here knows a lot though. AND NO, I don't mean the evil god of all things bloody Darkseid. I'm mean my partner.

"Terry?"

"Who is he?"

A guy in a VERY modified Batman suit got up from the corner of the room and walked up to the group of confused birdies.

"That, would be me."

A chilling cackle tore through the tension in the room. Each of the birdies and the bat turned to the shortest Robin in the room who was still rolling on the floor and laughing.

The wannabe Batman scowled at the bird and asked in an irritated tone "And what is so funny?" The ebony-haired boy just stared at him with a blank face until he broke out in laughter again.

"Have you looked in the mirror lately? That has to be the worst imitation of Bats that I have ever seen. And I have seen a lot of those."

The failed imitator scowled again, obviously pissed. "What are you talking about? I AM Batman." All the Robins looked at each other and started laughing. "WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!"

To say the 'supposed Batman' was pissed was an understatement at this point.

One of the Robins stepped up, wearing a similar costume as the original Robin but with black hood attached to his hood."Excuse me, but you're an imbecile. Father would never stop being Batman, NO MATTER WHAT. The only reason that he might give it up is if Pennyworth made him."

A boy with short, cropped brown hair looked a little confused."Why are you calling Batman Father? It's really creepy. Like you really are his blood son or something."

Jason's eyes grew wide when he realized what happened. "WHAT THE HELL? Who the fuck did he lay? Did he forget to used a fucking condom or something?" Damian opened his mouth to speak but was abruptly cut off by a voice.

Don't tell them! You'll ruin all the fucking videos!

Yeah! We have spent a lot of time planning this out.

The whites of Dick's mask grew impossibly wide."Please tell me you guys hear the voices too. Beacuse this is not the first time I've heard them.." Each of the Robins slowly nods, confirming to Richard that he is, in fact, not going crazy.

Oh, shit. We forgot to introduce ourselves.

Only you could forget something like that.

Stop yelling at me! You can do that later.

Bu-

Okay, so my name is Angel and I am so excited to do this. I've seen so many of them but I never thought I'd do one.

And my name is Darkseid, but not the evil bloody one. Or at least the one in your universe.

Two girls appeared, both dark haired and wearing glasses. One had devilish horns above her head and the other a halo.

"So is there any reason you brought us here?" Terry asked.

So we decided to show all of the Robins their pre-ceeder. And don't worry Terry, you're in here too even though you've never been a Robin. And, if we want, maybe we'll throw in a couple of the Batgirls too.

"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Back up a little, how did that wannabe become Batman, WITHOUT BEING A ROBIN! I barely got to be a Robin and that's only because Goldie left."

Well, why don't you sit down and find out?

A bright flash filled the room. When it died down, two white sofas appeared in front of a large, large flat screen tv. Each Robin warily sat down on a spot- Dick, Jason, and Tim on the right couch and Damian and Terry on the left.

Time to get this party started!

Oh, wait! I forgot the popcorn. This can't be a movie without popcorn.

The girl with the halo snapped and popcorn appeared in on their awaiting laps.

The girl with the devil horns smirked evilly and clapped.

Each girl disappered, the halo one in a white puff and the horned one in a red puff.

And the screen flickered to life.

I can't wait for the next chapter! Oh, the things I have planned!

Don't you mean we?

Yea, right whatever. Anyway, I want to see what our readers think. Oh and sorry for not updating Feelin' Crash. I'm half-way done. So much school work to be done in the last few weeks of school! UGH.

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