Justanothertree: So I was having a talk with my sister on shipping, and this really happened...I'm sort of proud of her here… Justanothertree doesn't own Hetalia.
Me: I ship Spain and Romano.
Her: What is a ship?
Me: You are cool with them being a couple.
Her: So is Romano the girl?
Me: *shakes head with evil smile*
Her: *starts to get confused* So…is Spain the girl?
Me: No.
Her: Wait what?
Me: In an anime always assume gay until proven bi or straight.
Her: Does that mean you can pair any character in anime?
Me: …Yes, anyone…
Her: Prussia and Gilbird.
Me: *looks at her strangely and thinks* …Okay, sure Prussia and Gilbird.
Her: *whispers* Prusbird.
Me: …
Her: *whispers in demented voice* Prussia and Gilbird's baby… *evil laugh*
Me:*thinks* …I corrupted my sister…again...wonderful...how many times does it make this?