Star Wars: The Disney Musical
In the interrogation room. Rey is strapped to the interrogation table, irritated. Kylo Ren questions her.
Kylo Ren: You want to kill me.
Rey: That happens when being hunted by a monster in a mask.
Kylo Ren (taking off his mask): You leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.
Rey raises an incredulous eyebrow, clearly thinking to herself, "Who does this guy think he is?"
Kylo Ren: Very well.
Song begins.
I've Got a Dream (to the tune of the same song from Tangled)
Kylo Ren: I've got scars and lumps and bruises
and a creepiness that oozes,
not to mention my extra pale complexion,
but despite my ears and toes
and my Adam Driver nose,
we apparently have made a Force connection.
I would rather find Skywalker with you, lady,
instead of torturing you until you scream.
Though I'm one disgusting blighter,
I'm a lover, not a fighter,
'cause way down deep inside I've got a dream.
I've got a dream.
Chorus (various storm troopers and officers peeking their heads into the interrogation room): He's got a dream.
Kylo Ren: I've got a dream.
Chorus: He's got a dream.
Kylo Ren: Join me, and you and I will reign supreme!
Though my mask leaves people screaming,
there's a child behind it dreaming.
Like everybody else, I've got a dream.
Chorus (now processing into the interrogation room, dancing):
TR 8R would rather be a florist.
JB 007 likes movies about spies.
FN 9330 and FN 3181
think music is incredibly fun.
Datoo knits. Rodinon sews.
Phasma likes antique gun shows.
Kylo Ren: And Hux I hear collects ceramic unicorns.
You've got dreams like us- no, really-
just much less touchy-feely.
They mainly happen someplace hot and sunny
or on stormy isle of stone.
You were left there all alone
to scavenge for some rations or some money.
Rey: You've got your dreams.
Chorus: He's got a dream.
Rey: Get out of my dreams.
Chorus: She's got a dream.
Rey: Vader would be much ashamed of you, it seems.
Kylo Ren: But with every passing hour,
Snoke will want to snuff your power.
I only want the map that you have seen.
Chorus: She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream!
Kylo Ren: So our differences aren't really that extreme.
Call us brutal, sick, sadistic…
Rey: … or grotesquely optimistic.
I thought I saw some light within you gleam.
Kylo Ren: Oh, in your dreams.
Chorus: I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Kylo and Rey: You know my dreams. I know your dreams.
Everyone: Yes, way down deep inside we've got a dream!
Kylo Ren (chasing the chorus out of the interrogation room): Now get out of here!