Spongebob was feeding Gary when he heard a knock at the door. He hoped it wasn't Patrick. He was worried that Patrick was beginning to suspect Spongebob of being a druglord, which he was unfortunately guilty of. "Who is it?" Spongebob nervously called out. His response was a kicked down door. An angry-looking man in robes stormed into his Pineapple. "Are you a wizard?" the Krusty Krab employee asked in awe. "Shut the fuck up kid," the wizard ordered, "The name's Gandalf. I'm about to fuck your brains out, you filthy manwhore." Gandalf grabbed Spongebob's pants, and yanked them to the floor. Spongebob's micropenis sprang to life at an astounding centimeter. "Damn, kid," Gandalf laughed, "Somebody missed puberty. Oh well. It'll have to do." Gandalf dropped his robes, his erect old cock completely vertical. "They don't call me 'the grey' for nothing," Gandalf joked, gesturing towards his grey pubic hair. "You know what gets me hot?" the wizard asked. "I don't care," Spongebob stated, "I'll do it." Gandalf smiled broadly, and shoved his staff up the younger boy's anus until blood was gushing out. "I'm going to fuck you so hard you shit," Gandalf told Spongebob. Gandalf pulled out the staff and replaced it with his large cock. He pushed his cock so far up Spongebob that it came out of Spongebob's mouth. Spongebob was slowly choking and dying. Gandalf waited until the corpse was still clinging onto his genitals, then pushed off the body. "Ugh," Gandalf breathed, "I hate this job." He put back on his clothes, and marched up to Squidward's house. Squidward grinned and placed $700 in Gandalf's hand. "Thanks, Gandalf," the Squid snorted. "Until next time."