Hello peoples.
LilWoofers123 here and I got another story with me.
'I'm a pirate you're a prince what did you expect?' Hehe, yeah it's a long title...
Sorry 'bout that.
I hope you enjoy reading.
I do not own Sasori, Deidara, and other characters that I'll put in here but, Masashi Kishimoto does. Lucky..
No one's P.O.V.
"Captain! We caught him! After a good two years, we finally caught the prince!" A orange headed pirate with piecing yelled as him and another held up a bag. That bag held the oldest prince of the blue land who was very light.
"Bring him to me!" The captain yelled in a stern voice. They carefully brought the bagged prince to their captain. When they got there, they just threw the prince to their captains feet and left.
"Ouch,un! What the fuck was that for bastard, hm!?" The prince asked/yelled, the captain smirked and chuckled a bit.
"Who the fuck are you, un?! Take me out of here, yeah!" The prince yelled in anger. The captain just sat there looking at the bag where the prince was.
"Hurry up,un!" He yelled once again, the captain sighed.
"Fine don't then, un! Just tell me your name, hmm." The prince said calming down in the second part of his sentence.
"I am Sasori. I am the captain of this ship. You're held captive here. Make one mistake and your life will be held on the line." The captain Sasori said as he put his hands on the bag.
"Can you let me out, un? ...Sasori, yeah?" The prince asked, Sasori's hands started to pull on the rope to let the bag open.
"Promise you won't run?" Sasori asked his with his usual stern voice but, to the prince it seemed a little, just a little softer.
"If I run you'll kill me, un. So why even ask that, hmm?" The prince muttered. Sasori opened the bag.
Sasori's P.O.V.
I opened the bag. His head popped out. He had very long hair two-quarters if it was down and two-quarters of it was tied up, his bangs covered his right eye. His hair was a beautiful golden color. As for his eyes they were an ocean blue I'm pretty sure the other eye was to, I couldn't say they were the same color if I couldn't see both of them. Around his eyes /Maybe eye/ was black.
Deidara looks just as I thought he did but, more feminine, and is he wearing makeup? Even more important is he a she!? I thought as I looked at him with a shocked face. He looked at me with a glare.
"What?" I asked still looking at him.
"I am not a woman, hmm! So, stop looking at me, un!" He yelled turning his body away.
"Have anything to prove it?" I asked, he turned back around to glare at me.
"Are you kidding me dude, un?! Did you really just ask that,hmm!? Do you not hear me speaking,un!?" He exploded, I chuckled. He turned and glared at the floor.
"Just kidding, sorry." I said he just sat there.
"..." He stayed silent and he stopped glaring and started to chuckle.. He was smiling but, 'what about?' is the question.
"What are you smiling about brat?" I asked, he didn't reply to me so, I stood up and looked over his shoulder. He was playing with... Clay?
"What are you a child or something and, if you're going to play with clay at least put some color in it." I said he looked at me, his face had a huge smile on it. I looked down he had made a clay bird. That's pretty cool but, what's with him? He's being held captive. A few seconds ago he was just exploding with anger now he's smiling... What's going on? I thought as I looked at his smiling face.
"Now fly!" He yelled, I looked around the little bird he had, in his palm grew and actually flew. He grabbed onto it but, not before I got his legs. How the fuck did he do this?! I thought angrily as I climbed from his legs onto his waist. On the bright side at least this prince has a little fight inside of him. I thought smiling at him, but my smile soon faded as he threw some of his clay bugs at me. I dogged them but, they fell to the ship.
"Katsu!" He yelled a huge 'BOOM!' noise was heard. I looked down the ship have several holes in it.So those are bombs.. But how did he make them? I thought and finally climbed onto the bird. I stabbed right through its head, it didn't fall, its wings kept flapping.
"What the hell is this!?" I yelled/asked. The prince laughed soon grey clouds came and filled the sky. Soon lighting came, the bird fell into the ocean as we fell toward the ship. Only god knows how that happened. The smoke and the smell of burning ship must of changed the atmosphere.. I thought as I looked up at the thundering sky.
"Ugh, hmm!" He yelled as the bird fell. Lighting.. So that's his weakness... I thought as we both fell down to the ship, which was being repaired by the crew. We both fell into the ship I crashed very hard, the brat fell on me so, he was just fine..
"Get off of me!" I yelled, he quickly got up and glared at the sky. I got up as well, I looked at him he was surrounded but, he didn't notice.
Deidara's P.O.V.
I looked up at the sky, glaring, it was thundering.. I hate it! I can't make any explosions when it's thundering. Fuck this is just great, yeah! I was kidnapped, hmm! I can't escape, yeah! My clay won't move or fly, hmm! I really hate that fucking captain, un! What was his name again, yeah? Hmm, Sa- Sao- Saso- Ugh I can't- Wait- It's Sasori, un. I thought angrily, spacing out, focusing on my thoughts I had no idea what was going on at the moment.
I was so caught up in my thoughts, I didn't notice that I was surrounded by the pirates. Their weapons were pointed at me. I noticed when I was about to walk into a sword..
"Oh fuck, un..." I whispered as I looked at the sword that was in my face. I turned around and looked at Sasori, he looked angry...
"Take him to my cabin." That bastard commanded. I was taken to his cabin, it didn't look bad. It looked pretty nice for a pirates room. But then again he was the captain..I just sat on the bed and looked around. I found a picture, I think it was him and his family but, I wasn't sure. A few moments of looking around, I looked at my hands, they were grumbling with anger and fear..
"It's okay I don't like the thunder nether.." I whispered to my hands. They had mouths on them, I thought it was really cool but then I didn't 'cause if they ate one of my pencils then I would get led poisoning. So, I use led pencils. They chew on it but, they never break them. So, that was good. I looked out the window, I frowned.
"I really hate this, un!" I angrily whispered. I really wanted to break the window but, I didn't want to hear Sasori whining. To make the time pass I played with the puppets that he had. One looked like me, but I think it was just a mere coincidence. After what it seemed like two hours, I just got to bored and fell asleep. When Sasori came back, I don't know 'cause I was sleeping..
Sasori's P.O.V.
When I entered the room, I noticed the brat was sleeping. He had two of my puppets in his arms. Wow he must have been really bored if he played with the puppets... I thought as I took the puppets from his grasp and put them back on the self. I moved Deidara just a little, he groaned. I just kept moving him a little more and then I placed myself on the bed next to him.
"It's not like I don't know your name, I just like to call you brat." I whispered to him he turned around and wrapped an arm around me.
"If only I could do some naughty things to you Brat.." I whispered to him, my back faced the wall. Our faces were only inches apart.
Oh the possibilities~! I could draw a mustache on his face, I could put lip stick on him, I could poke his face til he wakes up, I could,- Kiss him. Hehe I wonder what his reaction would be.. I thought as a sight chuckle escaped my lips, my face inched closer to his, I brought out a marker, and drew my property sign on his check. Which was hard because his cheek was like jello. Muahahaha I thought as I closed my eyes and finally went to bed.
Deidara's P.O.V.
I woke up it was morning, the sun was in my eyes. It was just to bright, I looked around and I noticed I was hugging Sasori and he had a smile on his face. Wait when the hell did he get here!? What kind of joke is this! I thought as I looked at him, his face was so peaceful.
"What the fuck am I thinking of!?" I silently yelled. One of his eyes opened. I never caught notice of it but, his eyes were hazel. He closed his eyes again but opened them once again after a few moments.
"Hey Brat, you hungry?" He asked me I looked at him with a confused face.
"What, un?" I asked. He looked at me then yawned then looked back at me.
"I already told you but, I guess I'll repeat it. Are you hungry brat?" He asked again but with different wording.
"Yes, un." I said he got up and stretched.
"Follow me." He as walking out of the room. I was about to follow but, I remember about the mouths on my hands I covered them by wrapping some bandages around them. I walked out of the room. I couldn't find Sasori, I looked around but, her was nowhere to be found.
"Hey, prince. Who are you looking for?" A man with red eyes and long raven hair asked making me stop looking. Shit, yeah ... Now he'll really be pissed when he finds out that I wasn't following, hmm. Or he might think I stopped to talk to this man. I thought as I looked at him he was holding a mop to clean but, he still had a smile on his face.
"Um,un. I was looking for Sa-" I tried but Sasori came and cut me off.
"Brat! What the heck! I thought you were hungry! Why weren't you following!?" He yelled/asked angrily as he ran over to me. He pulled my wrist, pushed the guy I was talking to, and dragged me to what I think was the kitchen. He stopped in front of the door and pushed me against to the wall.
"W-what are you doing, un?" I asked stuttering. His face was moving closer to mine and I didn't like it. My cheeks turned a bright pink, his lips edged closer to mine.. My heart began to pound. His lips crashed onto mine. It was rough, I didn't like it. A few tears escaped my eyes. He released the kiss a few moments later. He whispered something into my ear before he left my side.
"You're mine no one else will take you from me. For now and ever you shall call me 'Danna.' Got it Brat?" He whispered, I sightly nodded my head, the tears still falling down my cheeks.
"Now wipe those tears were going to eat. You don't want to look like you just came back from a funeral.." He said to me, I wiped the tears and entered the kitchen. There was few people in there. Sasori had two plates in his hands. I'm guessing one of them was for me but, it's probably wasn't.
"Hey brat come and get your food." He said as he placed the plates on the table. He said it as if nothing had ever happened a few seconds maybe minutes ago.
"Okay Danna, un." I said trying to be on his good side, he smiled. I walked toward him and sat down next to him and ate what he served me. He served me some rice balls and tea. May I add it was hot. Guess I'll wait for it to cool down.
We ate in silence, the people around us looked at me.
"So captain. You got a fine prince this time." One of them with a duck butt styled hair said as he looked at me.
"Yeah I know. What do want now Sasuke?" Sasori, my Danna asked this guy, Sasuke.
"Your princes cousin." He replied like as if he was in command. Wait- My cousin,yeah? Which one, un? Naruto, Naruko the twins from the land of Yellow, Temari maybe Sakura from the land of Red, No- wait I think she has a girlfriend hehe, or Ino from the land of Green, hm? God damn, yeah! I thought panicking a bit at the thought of one my cousins being taken. I mean I have cousins all over the lands! Damn now I'm curious..
"Kyuubi container?" Sasori asked Sasuke nodded. Kyuubi? What's that? I asked myself trying to think whether was a food or an animal.
"Yes the younger one to be exact."Sasuke said Sasori nodded.
"Then go get h- it. During the night. I'm pretty sure s-No wait- h- it wouldn't be so hard to catch." Sasori said stopping and saying 'it' when he was going to say the gender of one of my cousin's name.
"Now off go capture.. It!" My Danna yelled as he pointed to the direction of the door and in a blink of an eye not only was Sasuke gone but, everyone else in the room left to. It was only me and my 'Danna.'
Sasuke's P.O.V. Around midnight.
I left the ship in a life raft but, not before placing a chip on the boat and bringing a G.P.S. so I know the boat's location at all time and just in-case if I get lost. After a while I finally made it to the land of yellow, here I shall steel my future wife. I hid the boat some place that no one would find or think to look. I walked to the castle I had a cape on there was guards, obviously.
"Who the fuck are you?" The guard asked. I took one of my many kunai knifes and threw it at him. He dogged it as if a kinder-gardener had thrown it at him.
"I'm Sai, the prince's royal servant please reveal yourself sir." The guard, Sai said.
"The who's the princess's royal guard?" I asked.
"Kakashi the pervert..." He replied with a short. I left as he talked he looked around panicking. I laughed as he looked around I entered the castle through a window. I looked around I was inside the kitchen. I walked till I reached the hallway. There was eight doors, four on each side of the room.
I looked in the first door on the left side of the hallway. I looked inside. It was the king and queens bedroom.. I quietly closed the door and checked the next door. It was a bathroom, it was very large.. I kept checking each and every door til I reached the room that held both of the twins in there. It was the last door on the right side. I entered the room and carefully picked up the youngest twin and fled the castle and out to the boat.. I accidentally left the window open. Making the eldest twin wake up and scream in terror.
Her younger brother was kidnapped.
"MOM! NARUTO'S GONE!" She yelled I heard her all the way from the town. I chuckled and looked at his peaceful face.
"Boy is he a deep sleeper.." I muttered as I looked at him softly snoring.
Yeah, this idea came to me when I was eating cereal.. Captain Crunch to be exact..
Hehe, anyway what do you guys think?
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