I just felt like writing about me and my friend messing with Spock haha.
Jazz ;)
Day 1:
It was just another day at the Enterprise when Naida and Jazz stepped onto the captains deck. Their arms were looped together and they both stared in awe, mouths agape, they had been assigned to offer help where needed while Sulu was away.
The captain, kirk, swiveled in his chair to look at the two ensigns and offered the two lovely ladies a dashing smile. The girls swooned and Jazz whooped. Commander Spock looked up at them with his usual non emotional face and raised an eyebrow at the commotion. Nadia dramatically flopped on the ground and made dying whale noises, exclaiming that she couldn't handle the feels. Spock looked at the Captain "Sir, I do believe that that human female is showing signs of insanity". Kirk was almost tempted to agree but he figured that this would be a hilarious pass time "None sense, she's just... Being excited?" He laughed.
The girls remembered their manners and stood to attention "Sorry sir, we're just happy, sir!" Jazz exclaimed excitedly.
"At ease, your names Cadets?" He asked with a eyebrow wiggle.
The girls giggled and Nadia stepped forward "Nadia, and", Jazz stepped forward "Jazz".
"Pleasure" He looked the two girls up and down, happy that he had such a sexy crew.
After that, everyone went back to work and Nadia was left to stare at the Vulcan. Jazz looked at her silently trying to tell what the other girl was thinking. Nadia broke out into a huge smile and looked deviously at Jazz "Follow my lead" she mouthed at Jazz.
"So Commander Spock sir, wonderful day in space isn't it? Although I miss it raining cats and dogs on earth" Nadia started in small talk, trying desperately to look casual.
"I'm sorry Cadet, I was not aware that it rains mammals on earth, that isn't at all accurate" Spock stared blankly at her.
"Of course not, I guess you really do know how to shoot the cow in the knee!" Jazz joined in evilly and completely made up a metaphor, if even that.
"I have never 'shot a cow in the knee'"Spock was starting to look just a tiny bit confused, the girls imagined.
"What ever you say Commander" the girls chimed together. Aware that Captain Kirk was trying to choke down his laughter in the background.
That marked the day when things at the Enterprise slowly turned into illogical hell for Spock.