"Stawp Dat." P Dawg Rose said as she slapped my ass and deactivated my butt bomb. "Girl you almost killed us"
"I can help it I'm prego." I said as I grabbed The microphone "hear dat world I iz pregnant with peeta breads baby child!"
The 12th hood gasped as peeta bread flicked me off and I flashed him back
"Love you bitch"
"Oh sheet I'm hungry."
I slapped a bitch on the way to my ratchet mobile. I almost ran into GAYle. Dat bitch.
Ill deal with him later.
Me, peeta bread, and p. Dawg Rose headed to KFC
But we waz to late the vicious chicken waz takin over dat place.
One almost took my ass.
I thought we waz Gonna die but Finndick came and saved us
DA FUCK LIGHTING HIT DA TREE. DEN SOEM FATASS MONKIES CAME RUNNIN AT US. OH SHIT FOG CAME AFATA US. DEN BLOOD RAIN. DA FUCK WE BESPINNIN.
"Oh sheet it's a mothaf'in clock" I screamed
"What the hale do you mean" p Dawg asked
"I don't know ask jezus" I replied
Finndick saved my soul
Thank the Lordy Jesus cause I'm prego ya know.
I got my chicken when KFC fell down around me
Oh sheet
I woke up in GAYle's lap
Wtf why why is this bitch tuching me
"WHERES MY DAMN PEETA BREAD?" I shoutzzz
I slapped dat bish for touching me. Den I went to find my sugar daddy.