A/N: This is a story which is set just as the Chûnin exams begin - you meet an extra team in the exams and follow them as they do cool stuff, defeat enemies and find someone to fangirl over… Basically a completely cracky, very epic fanfiction written by four and a bit completely cracky, epic girls!

Credit for help goes to: GypsysGift (Clare), timothy took (Immy), Anna and Sabrina Coal (Evie).

Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, MUCH AS WE'D LIKE TO! SADLY, WE HAVEN'T PERSUADED KISHIMOTO-SENSEI TO GIVE UP THE LEGAL RIGHTS, SO FOR NOW WE DON'T OWN IT. YET…

CHAPTER ONE - IN WHICH WE MEET TEAM 0

There was a loud crack as a girl fell out of a tree. This was shortly followed by a shriek as two more girls fell from the tree.

"Ow! Get off!" squealed Immy as she was crushed under the weight of her teammates. She attempted to wriggle out from underneath them, but to no avail.

The two girls who had landed on her, stood up and apologised, dusting down their clothes. The first, Arwen, had green eyes and dark brown hair held up in a bun by a kunai. She wore a black shirt with black shorts underneath, what appeared to be a Chûnin vest dyed black, and black converse boots. Her right hand was wrapped in bandages, along with her left thigh and left arm, while her headband was tied around her arm. She had a bag on her back; it was black with an almost impossible number of pockets, her nails were painted black and she had a black ANBU mark on her shoulder and curse mark on her neck (both had been drawn on with black pen that morning). The second girl had just finished brushing off her purple ninja gear - everything she wore was purple, from her purple tank top to the battered converses on her feet. Her dark - almost black - hair was pulled up in a high ponytail, and her bangs came down over the sides of her face, in a style very similar to Sasuke's.

The pair helped Immy up and pulled the odd leaf out of her blonde hair which was loose and wildly floated around, the speed and vigorousness depending on her current mood. She had a torn and ripped white shirt (which was tied at the level of her solar plexus) over a sea-blue tank top, which, in turn, was over a short-sleeved fishnet shirt. A pair of black shorts were complemented by a strange skirt made up of four wide strips of black fabric joined at the top and with a buckle on either side, joining the strips, but also allowing for the easy movement required by a ninja. She also wore knee high black boots, and had a bow and quiver filled with arrows slung across her right shoulder, and a katana strapped to her back going in the opposite direction. The other two girls also had katanas strapped to their backs.

"Thanks," she said. "Right, Chûnin exams, here we come!" She then walked into a wall.

"Wait a mo, why did you bring me with you, because if I remember correctly there are only three man cells allowed?" came a voice from the ether.

"Shut up, Anna! Nobody can see you because of your stupid Invisibility Jutsu because you haven't managed to undo it yet." Arwen hissed.

"Point…" Anna conceded.

"Let's go anyway," said Clare. The four set off, but they stopped immediately when they heard a shout from nearby. They found the source of the noise soon enough.

"Hey, look! Creepy guy with face paint. Epic!" shouted Immy.

"Creepy guy with face paint threatening small squealy thing?" Clare said.

"KILL!" yelled Arwen. Sadly, this was heard by the creepy guy with face paint, who immediately turned to see the short girl running towards him with a kunai.

"Oh poo, not again!" Immy, Clare and Anna said in unison along with a synchronised facepalm. Arwen stopped as she noticed a red haired boy hanging upside down from a tree. She went red as he turned to look in her direction.

"Arwen why do you always do this to us? We've only just met them, there is no need to kill them already…" Clare's voice trailed off as she noticed a dark-haired boy sitting in a tree, she giggled and went red too.

"Oh, err, let's go," said Immy as she noticed that their faces were practically glowing crimson.

"In a mo," Arwen replied as she replaced the kunai in her hair. Her face went back to its normal colour as she noticed more people were there. "Hi, dudes!" she said to them.

"So, who are you guys?" asked Clare.

"It's common courtesy for-" The boy sitting in the tree was cut off by a rather idiotic-looking blond boy wearing an orange jumpsuit.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I'm going to be Hokage! Believe it!"

"Uh, okay… I'm Arwen of the Sun, this is Clare, Immy and Ann- nobody… we're from Akarigakure, The Village Hidden In The Lights." She then glared at Naruto; he glared back and they fell on the floor in hysterical fits of laughter which were soon stopped by a sudden gag of sand.

"I'm Haruno Sakura, and this is (giggle) Uchiha Sasuke. Why are you here?" Asked Sakura.

"Chûnin exams; who are you?" asked Arwen.

"Gaara, of the Desert, Temari and Kankuro," said the upside-down Gaara.

"Uh, Arwen… When and why for that matter did I give you the brain cells?" inquired Immy as she tapped her head as if looking for said objects.

A/N: So… yeah. This is our story so far!

Gaara : Shut up and review, or I'll kill you.

See, even Gaara wants you to review, and you can never defeat the power of the Gaara, not even the Log. Well, maybe Naruto can, but that's irrelevant…