Purah shook Link awake, relieved that she no longer had to jump to his height. She had developed an age-boosting rune, and the results had turned out better than anticipated. Link was helping Purah to make it work, since Symin was on a visit to Robbie in the Akkala region due to an accident regarding Guardians.
"C'mon Link, the princess is going to be here soon!"
Now Link stirred, silently rising and turning to face Purah. A look of shock contorted his face- he had clearly forgotten about Zelda's visit to Hateno.
"Agh- Just a sec Purah- Oof!"
Link hit the floor hard, tripping on his Traveler's Bow and faceplanting. Since the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Link had begun talking again, to -almost- everyone's benefit.
"Hurry up, Link!"
Purah thrusted his cerulean tunic at him, before turning and slamming the door. He hurriedly dressed, and turned his attention to the mess of ingredients scattered around his kitchen. Using a recipe Ivee had given him, Link just about managed to cook up a small fruit cake before he heard a knock at the door.
"Hm.. Could it be-?"
Pulling the door open, standing in front of him was the Princess Zelda herself.
"I heard you bought a house. Surprising, for a hero like you. I thought you'd detest the thought of settling down, especially with being on the move so often. Also, is that-"
She gasped in delight, "Fruitcake!"
"Just for you."
"Thank you so-Mm- Much!" Helping herself to a slice, Zelda turned to face Link.
"When did you learn to cook like this?"
Blushing, Link replied, "A man's gotta keep himself alive, right? I guess I picked up a few things on the way to get you."
Suddenly remembering her manners, Zelda straightened up.
"I'm sorry for being so rude. I guess I got a little sidetracked by that AMAZING fruitcake." She turned to look around Link's home, her gaze falling on the weapons of the Champions hanging on the wall.
"How did you get those weapons?"
"I was given them after re-claiming the Divine Beasts."
"Incredible. Not just your feats."
Link turned to Zelda, with a mocking look.
"If you were trying to flirt with me just then, that was weak."
"Really? I thought it was pretty good."
Link chuckled at her, finding amusement in her trying.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?"
This caused Link to break down into hysterics, and even Zelda couldn't help but giggle at the sight of her appointed knight doubled over with laughter.
"Okay Link, calm down. Let me try again."
"Don't- please? It's adorable... like you."
Now it was Zelda's turn to laugh.
"I think we can agree not to try and flirt!"
Link turned to look at her, laughter erased from his face.
"If you say so, Princess."
"Wha-Mmph!"
Link startled Zelda with a sudden kiss on the lips, light but loving. Unresisting, Zelda sank into his strong embrace, and there they stayed, not even the sound of Purah retching from the window breaking them apart.
"Link, you'd better remember this."
"How could I forget, Princess?"
--And here you have it- definitive proof I shouldn't write fanfic!