A/N: Hello! Its been a while for me actually...I haven't been posting anything since I've been quite busy lately. Since its Valentines Day I present to you a Smash Bros story full of different one shots! There are different pairings but I believe I will only be doing the ones I enjoy the most! These all include yaoi, yuri, and hetro! If you don't like one of those feel free to skip it. I'll be updating throughout the day. This here is a prologue which is why its short. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Smash bros related. No characters nada! They belong to their respective owners!

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February 14, St. Valentines Day. It was a day that everyone in the smash mansion seemed to dread. Each year something would go wrong. Each year almost everyone didn't have a significant other to share the special day with and those that did had a rough time with privacy.

You see, when it comes to relationships members of the Smash Mansion can get quite jealous. These feeling usually spawn from several participants liking the same person. Rivalries seem to spawn turning the day into an all out brawl. Each tournament brought about new arrivals making tension rise even more. Some people would relationship hop while others continued to try to win someone's heart for good.

The Brawl tournament turned out to be an eventful year. Quite a few newcomers have arrived and gotten to know each other quite well. What these newbies didn't know was how Valentines was in the mansion. All the veterans would know the drill and continue the yearly tradition. However, this year was turning out differently. Well...slightly.

February 12, 8pm. Some of the smashers seem rather anxious or timid while others seem extremely calm and collective. They were all gathered for a meeting held by the Master Hand. They all sat in the meeting room seeming to eye each other. The one person who stood out the most was Captain Falcon. He literally glared at the spy known as Snake. These two were quite the pair. Even before Snake arrived Falcon has had his eye on bounty hunter Samus Aran. Each year he would try his luck and each year he would get turned down harshly. Since Snake arrived, however, hes been trying harder. He overheard a conversation Snake was having with one of his companions in his box. He was hiding during a three-way match between Falcon and Samus. At the time, Samus had removed her power suit after her powerful Final Smash. Snake had quickly found a hiding place to use his codec. Earlier that match he had done the same thing. Falcon heard him talk about his interest in Samus and when she took her armor off it was no different. Falcon knew Snake was a threat. There were no signs that Samus returned the spy's feelings since she always shot him down just as fast with his pick up lines.

Soon a large gloved hand floated into the room. Despite not having a face the hand seemed to have an air of seriousness about him. "Alright, as you all know your 'favorite' holiday is coming up..."

Everyone seemed to stare blankly at the hand unsure of what was coming next.

"As we all know, the 14th of February has always been an eventful all out battle. This year it will be different!" at the last part his voice boomed causing a few smashers to jump.

Everyone seemed to look confused, turning to friends to ask what he was talking about. A moment later Master Hand got everyone's attention again. "I do not support such hatred on a day of love. This year all fighting is forbidden! You must all get a long whether you like it or not. If you are caught fighting you will be banned from the tournament for three months!"

Everyone's eyes widened. "Is he for real?" asked one smashers, "You're kidding right?" said another, "Oh no.." one last voice said.

"Stop complaining! I've informed you a head of time. I suggest if you have any loose anger you let it out now or forever hold your peace!" He paused, floating upwards slightly. "Also, it is required for you all to buy some sort of friendly offering for your fellow smashers as a sign of gratitude." with that said Master Hand floated out of the room leaving no room for questions.

Immediately after he left Falcon stood up and rushed out of the room with another quick glare at Snake as if saying 'theres no way I'm buying you something!' "I'll just buy double for Samus!" he thought with a grin.

The night ended with a quick note leaving everyone to ponder about how they should spend tomorrow, the day before Valentines.

Next: Dark Chocolate.