The Nightmares Of Sukai: Bookisode #01: MONSTER…
By: Sukai Todd/DeVera Moon/Skye Tsukino
FOR: NON-PROFIT, EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES!
It's A Massive Attack…
#01:
Chambers of Secrets…
It was a weird day, to say the least… It was disturbingly weird! It was nightmarish, it was horrific… But it had a happy ending, as most stories with this formula should! However, before we get to that happy ending, we have to face the horrors of the nightmare! I welcome you, younger and older adults, to the nightmares of Sukai… The ones that will send shivers down your spine as well as making you ask: "What the literal fuck?!"! You're welcome, in advance… And I hope you're ready for some slayage… Let's let the carnage begin! Shall we? It's kind reminiscent of an American Horror Story…
Sukai had been having a rather relaxed day, she had just finished her schoolwork online and was finishing up more vocals and editing for her soon-enough-to-be-released parody on YouTube! When, whilst she was chilling at her desk getting ready to dance the rest of the afternoon away – She received a call from her friend Ashley Aurelia… "Huhh?" Sukai could sense something was wrong, so she answered it immediately. "Aurelia, are you okay?" She asked, her in concern hearing her friend's sobbing… "Sukai… I need you! Please come over, as soon as you can." Aurelia explained, sobbing hard. "I'm coming! Just keep breathing, I'm coming… Don't worry, I'm coming…" Sukai replied dashing to her car and driving straight to Aurelia's apartment. "WHO IS THAT?!" Aurelia's former friend demanded, yelling at her. "It's Sukai… Let her in, plea – please…" Aurelia pleaded, sobbing as her friend dressed as though she was a Morticia-wannabe opened the door… "I can't believe you, you called this innocent girl to help you! THIS IS OUR ARGUMENT!" Aurelia's abusive former friend, Cordelia roared. "Hey, hey, hey! She's my friend… What's going on, here?" Sukai demanded standing in front of Aurelia, who was sitting on the couch of her living room sheepishly; clearly having been verbally abused to the limits of any human… "She's YOUR friend?! Why would you associate with her?! She's a COMPLETE DISGRACE!" Cordelia roared, testing Sukai… "To whom? To what group of people? What makes you say that?" Sukai kept calm, though she was already planning how to murder this bitch who had hurt Aurelia. "She's a disgrace to me! First, she marries without TELLING ME! Then she and her slimeball husband, take in this… I don't even know how to describe this WASTE OF HUMANITY!" Cordelia exclaimed, as Arthuor Nostalgic walked into the room… "He's NOT a waste of humanity! He just needs help and I've known him for a long time…" Aurelia roared, sobbing. "Who called me?" Arthuor asked, calmly walking into the room as Sukai and Cordelia turned and Sukai's cheeks reddened immediately. If he really is a waste of humanity, he's one fine-ass waste of humanity… Like my ex, unfortunately! I like his scars though, reminds of Zuko & Frankenstein! Sukai thought silently gazing at him and watching as he sat on the other couch across from Aurelia. "Damn…" Sukai thought aloud, not really thinking lolzness! 😉 😉!
#02:
Chambers of Secrets… : The Knight Bus!
"That's just what I was thinking…" Arthuor smirked at Sukai, flirtatiously… "Oh?" She blushed innocently. "Okay, this is NOT working out how I planned…" Cordelia shouted at first, only to start calming herself… "Good!" Arthuor & Sukai thought aloud, in a perfect unison. "Listen, I don't know who you are… I don't know what your problem is with my friend, Aurelia. But I'm going to say this once, and I demand that you head my warning: If you ever come near her or if I ever get another call, I'm calling the police on your ass… Don't try me, because I'll have your ass in jail for any domestic charge you can imagine! So, I suggest you go home and fuck the fuck off…" Sukai explained, firmly. "Oh?! Really?! And you expect me to just leave my DISGRACED FRIEND, WITH THIS WASTE OF ATOMS?!" Cordelia roared, enraged… "He's NOT a waste of atoms! And you're NOT my friend!" Aurelia roared back, sobbing as her husband opened the door coming home to see what had happened. "Aurelia!" Nathaniel Aurelia gasped, racing to her aid and hugging her tightly… "You slug…" Cordelia growled, at Aurelia's loving husband. "Bitch, you tried it…" Sukai snapped thinking aloud, accidentally… "EXCUSE ME?!" She (Cordelia) turned to Sukai, ready to beat her ass only to watch as Arthuor who had been gazing at Sukai for the longest time…
And finally, after all that gazing, Arthuor saw that Cordelia was about to bitch-kick Sukai from behind and he pounced up from sitting on the couch; and pulled her into a tight, passionate, François make-out session! Yea, you read that correctly… [Sukai: Look my mind is weird, okay? I'm not gonna try diagnosing this shit… Although I know I probably could, if I really wanted to…]! "Huhh? KYAAAH – Hmmmmmmm? Hmm… Hmm… Hmmm…" Sukai blushed out of her mind, her eyes widening at the feeling of Arthuor gripping her waist and the small of her back; as he began passionately French-kissing her… What the literal fuck?! Sukai thought feeling her eyes, closing as Arthuor pressed his chest tightly against hers. "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm… Kummllomp, llomp, llomp… Uohh, uohh! Llomp, llomp…" Arthuor groaned, throughout Sukai's intensely passionate kissing. "Arthuor?" Aurelia lifted an eyebrow, "Huaahh?" Cordelia tilted her head, in confusion… "Ya' know what? This shit isn't worth it…" Cordelia snapped, finally grabbing her stuff and leaving; not being afraid to slam the door closed as she left! And Sukai SAVES THE DAY! [Reader: Oddly enough… Sukai: Hey, Cordelia finally left, so that's what matters! It doesn't matter how I saved the day, does it? Some Smartass Reading This: Well considering you seduced "Arthuor", seemingly on accident – Sukai: Moving on!]… "Well, at least she left…" Mr. Aurelia thought aloud, "Yea… But Sukai? And Arthuor?" Aurelia wiped her tears, in confusion… "Yea, he doesn't seem her type, at all…" Mr. Aurelia agreed. "She told me, she always preferred brunettes." Aurelia nodded, "Well, it seems she saved you, before I could… I'm sorry, honey." Mr. Aurelia hugged his wife, apologetically. "It's okay, you both saved me…" She smiled softly and lovingly. "Hmm, hmm… Hmmm… Kummllomp, llomp… What does she mean by both?" Arthuor moaned, kissing Sukai even harder! "Don't ask me…" Sukai's pitch within her voice, was raising quickly; the harder they were making-out. "What time is it?" Aurelia asked, her loving husband. "1:45 P.M." He responded, "Sukai! Your movie…" Aurelia exclaimed, causing Sukai to immediately break the make-out session with Arthuor… "Hmm… Hmm? Huhh?! Say what?! 1:45 P.M.?!" Sukai exclaimed, in shock. "Thanks, Sukai…" Aurelia & her husband bowed to her. "No problem!" She bowed to them, blushing hard; slightly unaware that Arthuor was taking in her onyx, leather mini-skirt and leggings… "See you later! Bye! See you Tate…" Sukai was dashing out of the door, with her purse and phone only to kiss Arthuor on the cheek quickly. "Bye…" Arthuor blushed, amazed by the mystery that was Sukai!
#03:
Horror Show…
Finally, Sukai made into the theatre just in the nick of time and as she reached the usher… "Hmm?" Sukai asked, as she showed the usher her ticket for the movie she was re-watching aka Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets! "It's invalid…" The usher responded, "You can go ahead…" The female usher responded, kindly as Sukai then power-walked into the theatre that held the movie was just moments away from starting… "Huhh, huhh…" Sukai panted, sitting in the second aisle to the very front rows. Which was pretty damned close to the screen, for her considering she had general anxiety disorder aka the Worry Monster! It was miracle… It was a happy ending!
Meanwhile back at Aurelia's apartment, Arthuor was playing with a Rubix cube that had black, red and silver blocks while thinking deviously to himself… "She called me, Tate. You think she likes Junji Ito? And other horror stuff, like that?" Arthuor wondered, "Perhaps… It's not clear, right now though." Kaneki Ken nodded sitting on the couch opposite of him. "So, do you think we should meet her again?" Kaneki asked, popping his knuckles… "You think, she'd date me? I heard she only likes brunettes…" Arthuor insecurely thought aloud. "Of course, she'd date you… Besides, you can find that I can be very persuasive…" Kaneki grinned as Arthuor solved the Rubix cube and it glistened in the dim light, with a Moonlight-white shimmer… "Then, let's make her mine! She can call me monster…" Arthuor agreed, sitting up with a spark in his heart. "In bed…" Kaneki chuckled cockily. "Yea, thanks Mr. Hide…" Arthuor rudely joked… "It's actually Dr. Jekyll, so yea…" Kaneki snapped as Arthuor unzipped his jacket more and Kaneki's ghoulish spirit was absorbed back into his body with disturbing purplish rays of lights that had sparks of reds of them… "Ohh… Uhh…" He (Arthuor/Kaneki) groaned, feeling the scars on his hands forming and the hunger for Sukai's flesh suddenly overcoming him. "I need her body, na – na – now!" Arthuor felt the strangulation from inside him, by Kaneki… Be patient, you idiotic bitch! We'll get her, all in due time… Besides, we're a lot her ex. We'll meet her at her next anime convention! Kaneki's voice with all its special effects [Sukai: That blew the budget for this fanfic…] hissed in Arthuor's mind… [Sukai: Which leads us to… Reader: Lemme take a wild guess… Sukai: Yea, you smartass!] –
TO BE CONTINUED!