(A/N Hey guys! This is my random idea of trying to do a funny story. Flame if you like, but please R and R!)

HELLO AND WELCOME, TO THE GIRLY.X.GIRL SHOW, WITH YOUR HOST, GIRLY.X.GIRL!

Girly.X.Girl: Hello all my fans! How are you all?

Some Random Dude in the audience: GOOD!

Girly.X.Girl: That's good. Anyways, today is the day that you have all been waiting for since you were born. Witches and Wizards, I am pleased to say, that backstage, waiting to come on, are Harry Potter. (Pauses)

Crowd Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: Hermione Granger (Pauses)

Crowd Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: Ronald Weasly (Pauses)

Crowd Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: Draco Malfoy

Crowd Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: Ginny Weasly

Crowd Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: AAAAAAAAANNNDDDDDDDDDDDD…

Silence

Girly.X.Girl: Neville Longbottom!

Crowd Cheers

Girly.X.Girl: But, before we start the interviews, I am sure you must be wondering, what is my REAL name? We will see if you can guess. (A/N In your reviews) The person, who can guess, gets to be interviewed on the Girly.X.Girl show! We will be back after these messages!

(A/N Ok, weird, I know, but I am really hyper right now. I'll will post the next chapter, like, really, really soon. I don't care if you think this is absoulute crap or not, you should still review!

Thanks!