A/N - Just a little drabble that I wrote about two years ago. Its mostly just dialogue and its pretty corny but I thought that I might as well get it typed up and posted.

Eavesdropping

Sakura was making her usual rounds around the Hokage tower. Her first stop was the Rokudaime's office where she would give Naruto the papers that required his signature.

She reached the door and was about to open it when she heard two people talking. Now Sakura wasn't one to eavesdrop, but she couldn't really help herself. In no time she recognized the voices. Naruto and Sasuke.

"Sasuke there is no way that thing is going to fit in me." She could hear Naruto complain.

"Don't be silly. Of course it will dobe." Can Sasuke's smug reply.

"That's what you think."

"Oh come on. You know you want it."

"Like hell... huh... wait Sasuke! Stop! Get off of me."

"Quick moving. This is going to hurt more if you keep squirming."

"Its going to hurt period, something that big does not belong in my–"

"SHUT UP! Stop being a wimp, I will use lotion or something so that it will slide in easier."

"I don't care!"

"To bad. You ready?"

"No, and I never will be ready... Ahhh... god Sasuke!"

"Hold still."

"I can't when you have that shoved in me."

Sakura back away from the door blushing furiosly. She had no idea that those two had that kind of a relationship.

Deciding not to bother the Hokage at the moment, she decided to give a certain blond friend a call.

Back in the Hokage's office, Naruto finally pushed Sasuke off of himself and began to rub his ear.

"God, its going to hurt for a week." He whined.

"Don't be a baby. After all you promised Kotetsu that you would tryout the new headset for the communication devices."

"Yeah, but how the hell was I to know the ear piece was that big?" Naruto huffed angrily.

"Oh come on. I will take you out for ramen if that will make you feel better." Naruto at Sasuke's words, his pain completely forgotten. The two made to leave, walking out of the door and out of the tower altogether.

As they walked together, they were oblivious to the stares the were given.

Lets just say gossip in Konoha travels fast.

-End-

A/N - Corny right? Another of you cookie cutter eavesdropping fics. XD

Well you will probably will being seeing more yucky fics from me since I am finally tryping up all the fics that I have in my class spirals. Yup I am writing fics when I am supposed to be listening to the Professor lecture.

Then again can you blame me.

-Akiru-