This is actually an idea I got from Hannah Montana (yes,I like that show,shut up).

There was an episode where she's dating a movie star but as she's writing a song for him with one of her bandmates, she finds herself falling for him and she has to choose between the two.

I liked the idea,aLOT and so I sort of gave it a Georgia Nicolson twist.

Anything concerning Georgia Nicolson's that you reconize is,in a word,not mine, and is Louise Rennison' the idea and song "He could be the one" is from it's a laugh studios (wow,coinky-dinky!) and hannah montana's...NOT MINE.

This takes place during Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me,the day after Dave tells her that,to him,she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Heavy on Dave/Georgia, and heavy in the PANTS (oo-er!!!!).

PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEEEEASE R&R !!!

ode to slim's ginormous PANTS

Monday,October 3rd

Rom and Jul Read-Through

World-breaking news !!!!

Miss Wilson was asking us what we'd think would help 'liven up' the play.

I said "Not having it!" but she ignored me.

Ellen dithered "What about,I mean like, music and ...er.."

Miss Wilson's sad bib nearly exploded in delight.

"Yes, yes, Ellen, that is PERFECT The right music would set the mood,and better help the audience get into the play."

I whispered "And understand just what the hell is going on" and we did mad giggling.

MIss Wilson said "So, any ideas for music ?"

Jas said "What about sort of flowing, intstrumental string ?I like that sound of music."

Unfortuneatley that set Rosie off. She started singing "The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Pants, With Pants I have Worn for a Thousand Years...." and we all joined in.

Miss Wilson was ready to have a nervy b. by the time the Lads decided to show up.

I say show up but what I really mean is they kicked the door open and yelled "W'ere here !Let the party begin!"

Tres mad.

15 Minutes Later

After they had calmed down and stopped PANTSing each other they came sat with sat next to me and smiled at me and waggled his eyebrows ;it gave me the Horn.

Miss Wilson clapped her hands for their attention like a seal in a sad brown courdroy jumper.

"Boys, we have a lovely new addition to the play."

One of the boys shouted "Woo!Prozzies!" and Miss Wilson turned beetroot.

"Errr,no,not ernmm... decided to have music.Rom and Jul is going to be set to music !Isn't it wonderful?"

Oh,good Lord,what have we done?

I tried to convince Miss Wilson it was a very,very bad idea but she wouldn't have any of it. She set us in pairs to come up with songs to go with the show.

I was set with Dave.

I looked at him.

He looked at me back and said "Why does the Big Man in PANTS torture me this way?He knows I can't resist your nunga-nungas,and I guess your other charms,whatever they are." and I had to hit him,but in a nice,matey-type way.

5 Minutes Later

We took our books and so forth to the side stage and sat down .I said "So,Rom and Jul;The Tragedy."

Dave said "It will be after we're done with it." which made me laugh a LOT.

Dave looked at me really intensely,then said "About the other night.."

I said quickly "I know,I know,you just said something nice to me,to make me feel nice."

Dave said "No,not exactly.." and I was thinking oh,no,he didn't mean it at 's embarrassed now.I didn't know what to say.

He said 'I'm a bit confused."

I said "You don't need to talk to me about confused,I am Lady Confused of..well,I don't know where..."

He said "Look--I just wanted to say---"

I said "No,I just wanted to say--"

Dave said "Look,you've chosen Masimo and.."

I said "Yeah,I know,but well.."

Dave said "But well what?

I didn't know what to say. I said 'I just,just yeah,I know but well..."

Dave looked at me and sighed "God,Georgia..."

I said "I know." but I don't.

Miss Wilson walked by at that point and said "How's the song coming?" and we both jumped. We had both forgotten about the project on PANTS.

I mean hand.

4p,Last Bell

Dave and I walked to the gates a matey-type way...We were both heading that way anyways (officer)

Dave said "Well, that was a waste of an hour,wasn't it?"

I smiled at him "I don't care what Miss Wilson says,I think your 'Ode to Slim's Ginormous PANTS' was very creative and not at all vulgar."

He laughed and squeezed my hand but let it go quickly as he saw Masimo waiting for me at the gates.

He looked me in the eyes and said 'You better go,kittykat.I'm off to see Emma"

But he didn't sound like Dave the Laugh, he sounded sort of sad.

Oh,double merde.

4th

Assembly

Met Jas at her gate at the was unusually chipper. And loud.

"Hey Georgia, guess what?Dave the Laugh finished with Emma last night !"

\WHAT?Er,I mean,really? How do you know?"

"Emma rung me last night. She was really could only hiccup for the longest time."

"Why did he say that he finished with her?"

"She said that he told her she was too good for him."

I said "Welll,to be frank,she else did she say?"
Jas said "Well, this is the weird bit,she said that he said there was someone elsE."

Oh my Lord else?

Dave had someone else?

And he said I was the most beautiful girl to him.

Whilst he had someone else?

Two someone elses.

4p,Walking Home

Dave wasn't at rehearsals today.

I asked round and Jas said Tom mentioned he wasn't feeling to wel.

Huh.

Tom said "Maybe if you rang him and talked to him--" and Jas elbowed him in the ribs and said "Shhh!"

What are they going on about?
Has the whole world gone mad?

5p

Incredibly,I found myself ringing Dave.

"Helllo?"

He sounded very odd -like maybe he had a cold or something.

"You sound terrible."

"Hi, nice to haer from you too."

"Er,I heard about Emma."

"News travels fast."

I said "I heard from Radio Jas" and he went "Ah"

There was a pause.I thought I heard him sniffle.I said "Are you OK?"

He said, in a muffled voice "Can we meet somewhere?"

5.30p

Met Dave at the park.

He said he 'really wanted to talk to me'.

I hope he's not going to be an unlaugh again.I need a good laugh right now,with all the crap going on in my life.

He was wearing all black and had black rings under his eyes,like he hadn't slept all night, but I must say he looked really very lovely.

Bed

He talked a bit about Emma.

Actually, all he did was talk about Emma,comparing her to me.

it was a bit unnerving,actually.

And then when he was done he didn't even ask about Masimo.

He just said "Thanks for letting me let some steam off." and he walked off.

What was that about?

Why is everyone acting like they've gone bonkers ?

Friday,October 7th

Rom and Jul

Dave's been out sick all week so I've had to manage on my own.

So basically,I've got nothing done.

I hope he's OK -he's taking this dumpee thing really very rough.

I said to Jas "He's taking this dumpee thing really very rough. It's not like Emma was that great or anything."

Jas looked at me "At least she didn't down others all the time..She was nice to everyone."

I said "Don't tell me you have a big lesbian crush on that twit." and Jas stropped off in her Huffmobile.

Rosie and Ellen have wrote the nost songs,mainly about furry trosuer-snake addendums. Miss Wilson doesn't get the humorosity of it and wants to include the songs in the play.

Good Lord.

5p

Masimo was waiting for me at the gates after school before he leaves for Lunnern tgonight he said he Had to" see me .

He smiled and said "Ciao,caro" when he saw me but he didn't try to snog me,he just silently handed me a helmet and helped me get a leg over...his Vespa.

We rode to the park and talked a held my hand the whole time, but he sounded a bit down "Ciao,cara,Did you have a good day?"

I said "Yes, we did sword fighting and it was tremendously crap."

"You have fence lessons?"

"No, it's for the school play.Rom and Jul,the tragedy."

He laughed "Yes I am glad you are more happy.I look forward to seeing you in it."

Oh ,no,no.I don't want him to see me in my tights (oy,leave it).

Before I could say the no business he went on.

"The management,they call today and they are say it might not be so good for the I am not with them,I don't know.I say Robbie,he is good and they say yes,but it is more good with two."

Oh Bloody Hell, now I was ruining six peoples' lives .Oh is off for another meeting with the band tonight so we could only snog for a he went I told him I was writing a song for Rom and Jul but is especially for him and he asked me to sing it for him. Ohhhh God.

I had a bit of a nervy spaz, untill he said "But if you want me to wait untill then,I will wait for you wait for me?" and he snogged me, number-6-type snogging.

Phwoooooar.
That is all I can say.