"I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in."
A warm breeze ruffled through Lando Calrissian's royal blue cape as he knocked on the door to Han and Leia's new apartment. He was traveling through Coruscant that evening and decided to pay the newlyweds a visit. "Anybody home?" he inquired, raising his fist to knock again. Suddenly, a very disheveled-looking Han and Leia appeared as the door swung open. Han rolled his eyes and bluntly stated, "We're busy." He reached for the doorknob, but Lando was faster than him. Lando caught the inside of the door with his hand. "Not so fast, Solo. Is this really how you would treat an old friend?" Leia smiled sincerely. "We would never turn you away, Lando. Why don't you come inside? You look exhausted." Lando had quite the journey ahead of him, so he decided to take the princess up on her offer. "If you insist." She placed her hand on his back and ushered him into the living room. "Pick any room you'd like." As Lando surveyed each available room, Han snuck up behind him and stated menacingly, "It's up to you where you want to sleep, but you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in."