Welcome to the prologue for Mobius High! Despite the lack of what happens in this prologue this story DOSE happen in high school. If you want the real story, then leave a reply. I have chapter 1 all ready to go, but you wont get it until someone writes a reply.
Now you may have noticed that this is listed a crossover. I'm hear to say that this is 100% false. This story is 100% Sonic. The olny reason I listed this story as a crossover is so I could get some NiGHTala action in here. So don't expect any easter eggs from the NiGHTS games or any trips to the dream gate. Now if you'll excuse me, I just heard a major thud in my backyard and I'm gonna go investigate.
Oh I almst forgot: the disclaimer! I don't own sonic, shadow, tails, or anything that may come up in copyright.
And now, lades and gentlemen: Mobius High! [fanfare plays]
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Sonic was lounging around in what was probably his favorite place: the roof of Tails' lab. Despite what some may believe, it was remarkably perfect. Having the lab in the Mystic Ruins had many perks. For one, at least for Sonic, Amy had her apartment in Station Square and the train had developed trouble lately. In short, Amy had no way of getting to him. Sonic also loved the constant breeze from the nearby sea, and being near Red Mountain, the weather was constantly warm, but never humid. It was the ultimate nap spot. Now if there was only a chili dog stand...
Our hero's daydream was soon interrupted by a "Hey Sonic!" in a voice that the blue blur would recognise even if the world had ended 3 years ago. Tails was home. Letting out a brief groan from being interrupted from his dream about his favorite food, Sonic jumped down from the roof and went to greet his brother.
"Hey Tails! Whatcha got there?" Sonic ask, now noticing the kitsune had box carrying a cooler in his hands.
"More like what I haven't got." the younger one replied, "I just got back from Station Square. Someone was paying good money for old plane parts, and the lab needed a cleanup, so I decided to sell some old parts from the Tornado!"
"Wa?! Tails, you know about my...unnatural connection with my plain! And if you haven't got anything what with the cooler?"
Tails sighed, "Sonic, those parts are never going to work again, and it's not healthy to be a hoarder," Tails said as he led Sonic inside. he put the box down on a table and turned back to face his older brother. "Anyway I predicted your reaction, so I got you something for ya while I was in town. It may be in the cooler, but be careful, there still warm."
Sonic couldn't help but look in the cooler after hearing this, and when he saw the contents, he went through the roof.
"Chili dogs!"
Tails laughed as his brother made his famous attempt to eat 4 chili dogs at once.
"Hey, make 'em last! That's all there is!" Tails cautioned the hedgehog, knowing it was useless.
"Mo mrilli oggs or a monf dose fimg ro e" Sonic said with his mouth full.
[translation: No chili dogs for a month does things to me]
"I prefer to look at it as a month without me having to use the Heimlich on you from choking on chili dogs..." Tails said to himself, and, as if on cue, the azure one started gagging uncontrollably. Tails merely sighed and while shaking his head, went behind his brother and, being careful not to implant himself with Sonic's quills, squeezed on Sonic's chest, launching 2 halfs of a chili dog across the room.
"Thanks, bud!" Sonic remarked, cocky as ever.
"You think you'd learn by now," Tails said adding a tally to a board titled number of times Sonic almost killed by his favorite food "That's time 4,893!"
All Sonic could do was whistle. Suddenly, something caught the hedgehog's ear. With his brother lost in wonder as to how he would get Sonic to learn some self-control around that imperticular food, Sonic decided to bring the noise to the kitsune's attention.
"Hey Tails, do you hear a plane?"
This brought the younger one back to reality.
"...Ya. Wonder who it could be? The Tornado's here in the shop for upgrades, and not many people fly this way, let alone in a propeller plane."
Putting on a trademark smirk, Sonic replied, "Well, there's only one way to find out!" and with that Sonic burst out the door, which was probably one of the worst mistakes of his life. And our hero realized this only once he heard a high-pitched voice scream 3 words:
"YOO HOO, SONIKKU!"
And only one thought was going through the head of the Blue Blur:
For the love of chaos Tails, did you really have to save me? wasn't 4,892 time enough?
But a very alive, or at least a very terrified blue hedgehog was looking dead on at his worst nightmare, and no not water: Amy Rose. He thought when the train developed trouble a month ago he'd get a nice, long break from her, but leave it to that crazy stalker girl to build her own plane held together by duct tape just to come and flirt with him.
Wait, plane? Sonic took a closer look at the plane and could have sworn he'd seen those parts before. but before he could put his finger on it, a cloud of smoke seemed to cover the front of the plane, and the next thing both hedgehogs knew the duck tape coating holding the plane together had come apart, and a pink dot was falling from the sky.
C'mon Amy, really? Why do I always have to save your butt? That's what was going through Sonic's head as he ran to go catch Amy. With his supersonic speed, Sonic made it with time to spare, and reluctantly caught the falling hedgehog, how he did it without impaling himself in the process we will probably never know, so don't ask.
"Thank you Sonic!" Amy cried as she was caught, with the catcher wondering why she didn't attempt to kiss his muzzle first.
"Uhhh...ya, what are you doing here? And more importantly how the HELL did you get a plane?" the blue one replied setting the other down.
"Well," Amy began to explain, "when the train developed trouble, I thought I had a heart attack! You in Mystic Ruins, and cut off from your future wife! All I could do was lie in bed, eat ice cream, and watch reruns of season 3 of Desperate Housewives. Then, what seemed like a year later, but was actually only 2 days, someone left a blueprint of a propeller plane, that could be built from busted parts, and 50 rolls of duct tape, on my doorstep! I looked it over and decided to put up an ad for spare plane parts. I just finish it an hour ago and decided to screw the test flight and come straight to you!"
"YOU put up that ad?!" Tails, who had been watching the two for some time now, yelled in suprise. "Aw gee, I'm really sorry Sonic. I know how much you loved that break from Amy."
"Wait, you enjoyed the time away from me?!" Amy said while pulling out her piko hammer. Anyone could tell by her tone that she flipped her "angry switch" on. This was followed by a nice friendly game of "Hit the Sonic With Your Piko Hammer As Hard As You Can" which consisted of Sonic the Hedgehog running for his 3rd dimensional existence from a very angry crazy stalker fan girl with a hammer bigger than the welder's head. And all the 8 year old kitsune could do was fall down laughing as his older brother was running from his biggest (and scariest) fan.
After a minute or so, the blue blur put one foot in front of the other a second too fast, and the next thing he knew, Mr. face had met Mrs. ground. When the blue hedgehog finally managed to get his literal head out of the ground, the first thing those emerald eyes saw was a raging wildfire in a sea of green, and the Blue Blur was surprised he didn't have a heart attack after what he said next.
"Amy cool it! I needed time away from you to think about us!"
Even the kitsune was pulled out of his near hysterics into a frozen state of shock after hearing this.
"Look you always want me to go into a relationship with you but in my life I'm either fighting Eggman, helping someone, or running from you, so I never really have had time to think about it."
Sonic couldn't believe what he was saying. Sure he liked Amy, but as a friend, never in the way she wanted him to. And he HAD given though a relationship with Amy, but he decided it wouldn't work out. Once he dreamed about living in a relationship with Knuckles, and actually liked that dream, but the night before he did have 2 cheese pizzas, and the one meal they had shared was chili dogs, with him successfully eating 6 dogs at once. So it was kind of hard not to love that dream, and since he had the pizzas he didn't really think it meant anything in terms of gay vs. straight. But this..this was sooo not...what am I doing now he thought as he started to get on one knee. Oh no. Nononononono I am soooo not about to...but that thought was interrupted by the 5 words he swore he never would say even in the worst of all his nightmares:
"Amy, will you marry me?"
The fire in the pink one's eyes turned instantly to hearts and roses. Tales, who had been Sonic's unofficial brother since before either of them had even met Amy, had fallen backwards stiff as a board and looked like he was suffering a heart attack. As for the one who just proposed, well, his body may have been giving the most adorable "puppy dog eyed will you marry me" poses possible, but on the inside his thoughts were racing faster than he could run, while simultaneously suffering several heart attacks at once.
...Sweet. Mother. Of. CHAOS! What the HELL just happen?! I PROPOSED to AMY! How the HELL did that happen?! Lets see...I don't recall breaking out of an asylum lately... But the reaction for Amy was instantaneous.
"OF COURSE I WILL SONIKKU! I've been trying to get through to you for 4 years now!"
After these words, both hedgehogs, to Sonic's dismay, were leaning into, what appeared for Sonic to be, a very long make out session. as fawn met peach, both hedgehogs closed their eyes. but when Sonic open his eyes he found himself making out with was DEFINITELY not Amy Rose. To his relief, Sonic found himself making out with a dunce cap. A dunce cap!?
How the hell did I get one of these?! Sonic put down the cap took a look around. Of all the places, the blue hedgehog found in a classroom, with 27 other mobians staring at him, none of which he had never seen before, along with a very angry Sally Acorn in a blue teaching suit.
Where am I? he wondered. Oh that's right. I'm in Ms. Acorn's 6th period english class. wait-WHAT?
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Legolas: ...So let me get this straight, you two tried to use chaos control off the same emerald and got sent here.
Shadow: Exactly.
Sonic: But I kinda...droped the emerald?
Legolas: So you two are stranded here on earth until further notice?
Sonic: looks like it.
Legolas: Ok, I have a spare room you could use.
Sonic: Sweet!
Shadow: Wait, how can we trust you?
Legolas: If you ever get tired of putting up with me you could always use a chaos spear on me...
Shadow: Fair enough. What's the rent?
Legolas: 100 rings a month.
Shadow: Deal.
Well, apparently you reader's get 2 stories for the price of 1: Mobius high, and whatever the hell I have to go through with Sonic and Shadow. R&R :)