Chapter One:
Three cheers for sweet revenge
It was a average day in the castle. Xemnas was busy talking to Kingdom Hearts. Xigbar was drinking with Luxord. Xaldin was avoiding everyone. Vexen was working in his labrotory. Lexeauos was lifing 50 pound bar bells. Zexion was reading in the library. Saix was listening to Xemnas pleds to Kingdom Hearts. Axel was sleeping. Demyx was rocking out on his Sitar. Luxord was being drunk with Xigbar. Marluxia was gardening. Larxene was sharpening her knifes. And Roxas was wondering around the castle.
"Dude, we need to get back at Demyx," Xigbar told Luxord in mid hiccup.
"Why?" Luxord asked grabbing more whiskey.
"Because the little brat decided to put itching powder on my eye patch,"
"How'd you know it was him?"
"Because he admitted it yesterday,"
"So what do you think about doing?" Xigbar pressed the whiskey bottle against his lips while thinking.
"Let's put his hand in warm water while he's taking his afternoon nap!" Xigbar exclaimed excitedly. Luxord thought then nodded.
"Sounds good!" Luxord smiled showing off his pearly whites to Xigbar. The two left to engage their plan. Demyx yawned as his Sitar evaporated. Xigbar spied on him from the ceiling. Demyx layed down on the couch and made himself comfy. Soon as Demyx fell asleep, Luxord came in with a clear bowl of warm water. Xigbar smiled evily and jumped off the ceiling and landed perfectly on the floor. Luxord placed the glass bowl on the floor while Xigbar ploped Demyx's hand in the warm water. The two watched Demyx. A wet spot on his pants grew bigger and bigger. So did the one on on the couch. Luxord and Xigbar ran away laughing while high fiving eachother. They poured red whine in two whine glasses and gave three cheers for sweet revenge.