Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or you for that matter.. as this is a "place yourself in the story"-kind of story.

You're the main character of the story. I tried to make it as generic as possible-basically you wake up in the demon world one day wondering how you got there. Thus, you go on a quest to find your way home-with a few minor setbacks of course. Demons trying to kill you… demon plants trying to eat you..giant insects.. acid lakes.. freaky lookin' trees.. and a demon city ruled by the underground demon mafia. So how will you get out of this mess? Are you completely helpless? Will the Reikai Tantei save you? I certainly hope so.. for your sake. Maybe possible YouXKurama. I dunno. This is my first fan fiction so yeah it's sketchy. If you have any suggestions feel free to comment.

The Bold font is what you "say" and "think "

Name : That's you.

Age: Hopefully not too young! -or old for that matter

Occupation: Student

Objective: You've recently found that you're lost in God-Knows-Where. Now you have to do your best to stay alive, find out what the heck happened, and return home.

Weapon of Choice: None. Physically speaking, I would say you're pretty much screwed when it comes to protecting yourself against big scary demons -sure, you may have some muscle, but that's only because your forced to carry those damn school books. Now all you have is your school bag filled with your wallet ($14.83 –ok so you're almost broke)- a couple of notebooks, two pens, a pencil, a bottle of water, a half eaten candy bar, a paper clip, a mirror, some lip gloss, and a pack of gum with 4 pieces left. After that, all that's left is your intellect. .. let's see how long you last.

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Chapter 1 : Rock Canyon

"ow…," you softly mumble as you wake up on a damp, muggy, rock bed in the middle of what looks like a old dark canyon. The sky is a dark gray, and seems to get increasingly cold. You're confused at first and believe you're dreaming, but then you realize you're in quite an amount of pain. You manage to sit up.. which makes your head throb. You put you hand to your head and suddenly feel a cold wet streak of blood trailing down your right brow. You take you hand away and realize your bleeding.

"shit.."

Trying to stay calm and realizing this wasn't a dream, you try to remember what happened last. Your thoughts are interrupted however, by a cold gust of wind and a loud, distant roar in the canyon-give or take a mile. With a million fears now racing through your mind, you now have a new objective. Finding somewhere to hide.

You somehow managed to get up, with your body aching in pain. Looking around you see a bunch of wreckage. There's metal, shredded tarps, and wood scattered alone the bed of the canyon.

Where you in a crash?

Your eyes then focus on a crevice in the wall of the canyon. Trying not to trip over loose rocks you see that the hole's just big enough to be able to climb in. The same roar fills the canyon with echoes again. You're now wondering if the source of that sound is getting closer. You crawl deeper into the hole.

The blood from the top of your brow is uncomfortably starting to dry on your face, and the smell begins to sicken you. A few minutes pass, and your thoughts again come back to remaining calm. Finally you calm yourself enough to remember the last thing that happened before you woke up.

Today was Monday. At least, the last day you were last conscious on was a Monday -you're not really sure how many hours have past since then. You just had a fun weekend with your girlfriends and procrastinated till Sunday night to do your homework. ..oh you remember. You had to BS.

Like any other day it began walking to school at around 7:00 am. But then a couple of massive figures popped out of nowhere and started chasing you. They wore long dark trenches and plain black masks to hide their faces. You dropped your books to go faster. Then you felt a pair of big hands with green scales and sharp claws grab one of your arms. Then someone covered your mouth with cloth that covered your mouth and nose. Chloroform. You couldn't breathe and that's when you blacked out.

You begin to wonder if the wreckage outside your now established hiding place was some sort of plane. Then you start to hear moaning and grumbling voices outside your hole. ..

"arrrrrggh…." A horse voice moaned.

"YOU IDIOT… ahh.. . owww…!! YOU FOOL!" another reprimanded.

"ahhh….. sir.. it wasn't my fault…. please… the storm..we got caught in the storm.."

"WHERE'S THE GIRL?!" the other voice demanded. You began to assume that this was the ringleader of your kidnapping.

"please….sir. I don't see a body around here… perhaps she's not dead! Just.. lost? She couldn't have gone far. Sir. She's probably injured just as we are"

"INJURED? I'M FINE!!! DAMN YOU! And Damn this wind! I can't smell a thing! If she is injured we won't be able to sniff her out.." The guy you assumed was the boss was going to blow his top, "Lord Sinios will be most displeased…and YOU will be to blame for it!"

"NO!! no!! please..I'll find her! We just need-" the subordinate was cut off by another one of those looming loud roars.

"Its Yoru.. He'll kill us if he finds us in his territory," The boss now had a hint of fear wavering in his voice, "but something's off. He probably should have killed us by now. Yoru would never let us pass without a reason..but we had to risk it this time. I wonder.."

"Wonder what sir?"

"Yoru sounds as if… as if he's on the ground. "

"But.. sir. That's highly unlike-" the subordinate was once again cut off with another loud roar. The boss was right though. You could tell the source of the roar was on the ground.

"The only reason he would be on the ground, would be if he was injured..." the boss seemed to be contemplating something, "That's it!! If Yoru is injured.. this is the perfect time to attack him!!"

"But sir!! We cant take Yoru.. he's much too strong!"

"Not if he's injured. If he's injured.. then he cannot fly! Don't you see? We'll have the advantage, and when we kill him, we'll be free to look for the girl. Come on, get ready."

Thoughts began to race your mind again. Who, or what were the things that were just talking right now? It was obvious that they were the ones that kidnapped you, but who was this "Lord Sinios" ? and who was "Yoru" ? and why did it matter if he was on the ground or not? And did that boss thing say this Yoru guy would "kill" them? If they didn't have a chance, what were the odds against you?

You peered out of your hole. This time you were able to see their faces. Green scaled, big, ugly creatures that looked like they escaped from a horror film. You saw that they headed toward right of your hole, so once the coast was clear you planned to go left. At least, this was your plan.

"Sir.. the roar is coming from that direction.."

"I KNOW! Shut up and follow me. As if the Reikai Tantei wasn't enough to worry about.. We have Yoru and our own Lord Sinios on our backs.."

"What's the Reikai Tantei?" you thought, " What a weird name." Was it another monster?

Once you saw that they were almost out of sight, and it was safe to come out, you started to take the left path at the bottom of the canyon. That was, until you realized it only stretched about half a mile until you faced a dead end. There was nowhere to go.

"What now?" you asked yourself. It was getting dark. The walls of the canyon were too steep to climb, and other factors started to set in. You needed medical attention. Sure, no bones were broken, and you were grateful for that. But you needed to prevent those cuts and scrapes from getting infected. You also thought about how you were going to make it though this. Fortunately you still had your bag, which had a bottle of water and at least something to eat (aka half eaten candy bar). You tried not to think about food or water, but you were beginning to run out of energy.

While evaluating you situation, your thoughts became suddenly interrupted by a shifting sound within the canyon wall. A giant red centipede crawled out of a hole in the wall, much like the one you were in. This thing was huge, like gigantor huge. You didn't want to stick around to see where it would go. This gigantic thing could eat you for all you know. It was rather disturbing, with the fact that the hole you were hiding in could of also been a home to one of these monsters.

"Forget this.." you said as you began to run in the opposite direction. You ran far and fast. You wanted to go home. But you forgot that you were running in the same direction as those beings that kidnapped you.

Well, as fate would have it, you unintentionally caught up with them. They were about a couple hundred yards away when you spotted them. Luckily for you though, they didn't notice. And you dived behind a large boulder that shielded you from their site.

But then your attention turned to what they were looking at. You couldn't believe your eyes….there was no way this could be real..

"No way…" you whispered breathlessly.