This is a story called Celestial Enigmas by TormentedByNostalgia...or it used to be. As of today she is TormentedKitsuneNrko, I'll inform you if she changes her name again. I, Bomb Ring, shall give commentary through this story to help make this story possible to read. And if you are reading this TKN, I just want you to know that this story is VERY faulty. This story is basically the second worst fanfic I have ever read, first place goes to 'My Immortal' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX, maybe after I gain enough courage to read past chapter 5 I may change my mind.
A/n: Once again I truly, deeply, apologize for the constant restarts of my fanfic. But when you share a brain with your BFF, things just aren't normal. (This is warning #1.) Both of us are constantly sharing ideas and stuff but this time we got a really good one! (Second warning.) So no more will there be any restarts! And so with Mew's blessings we will start anew with this fanfic! A special thank you to all our fans who have stuck with us till this long! If you want to see Krystal's Bio please go look at my profile and do not hesitate to ask me questions if you are confused about something. (I have one! What type of drugs did you use while writing this?) This is it, so be prepared for yaoi'in fangirlin' and and fannin' in general! Mermen, Demons, EVERYTHING! (Just a reminder, this is Pokemon.)
This fanfic is a Cross - Over between Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z ( all the seasons) if you don't know anything about Dragon Ball then you're gonna be really fucking confused for the rest of this fic. (Trust me, you don't need to know a thing.)
-TormentedByNostalgia
(Nostalgia pretty much means she wants to live in the past and hates her current life.)
PS: Do not mix my OC up with the Crystal from the manga and games. (You have to try to do that. P.S. LAST WARNING!)
It was 5:00 A.M. I've been waiting outside Professor Oak's lab for a pretty long time now. (What time did you get there, 3:00?) My name is Krystal Antares. I couldn't wait to get my first Pokémon it's been ages since I first stepped into the lab for my aptitude test. (Since when did you have to take a test to get a Pokemon?) I was the only one that passed! The only thing between me and my Pokémon was this stupid door. I was born here in Pallet Town. I am now 15 years old. The age used to be 10 but most 10 year olds are stupid and immature. I also invented the Pokemon Storage System (Wait a minute, what happened to Bill?) So here I am, out in the freezing temperatures just to get my first Pokémon! I couldn't wait to get my hands on that adorably freaking cute Charmander. It's the only starter that's good, in the Kanto region. (Wow, that's just raciest.)
I looked at my phone again for the time it was 5:30 I could see Professor Oak coming down from the Tauros Ranch.
"Krystal! Haha! You're up early!" smiled Oak. (WOAH! He can teloport! He was at the ranch then at his front door, amazing!)
"Good morning, Professor!" I greeted politely. "Well you know what they say, the Early Pidgey gets the Caterpie!" (I use that saying all the time!)
"Agreed! Phew, it's freezing out here! Come on inside the lab Krystal, I'll brew up some cocoa for everyone," said Professor Oak. He was carrying a case with him. He put his coat away and sat in this chair to relax for awhile. I hope I become a professor just like him one day... (This is the start of a never ending cycle...)
"Come on in, Krystal and make yourself home!" he said cheerily and poured me some Cocoa.
"Thanks!" I took some marshmallows and put them in my Cocoa.
"By the way have you seen the other two?" he asked referring to Ash and Gary.
"Nope, I haven't seen them since yesterday," I said.
"Ugh.. those two are going to kill me one day," he sighed. (Sure Gary is a bit annoying, but I don't think he would kill his own grandfather. And Ash wouldn't think of such a thing.) I feel sorry for Professor Oak since Gary is his grandson. I finished drinking my Cocoa and put it in the sink.
"Well Krystal, I'm actually glad you came early. You see, unlike most of the trainers I've taken under my wing... You're extraordinary!" he said. (And here is the first lie!)
"Thanks Professor! You really think that?" I asked modestly.
"Think? My dear, I know you're extraordinary! No one has scored 100% on the aptitude test!" he said. Admittedly when I was 13 I did have a small crush on Oak. (O.o Did she just say two years ago she had a crush on a 50 year old man? There are many flaws with this girl.)
"So many trainers have come and gone out of this lab but never did I think someone with so much potential would come here... like you. Well that's enough chatter, I know you're eager to meet your first Pokemon!" said Oak in a sing-songy voice. (Oak sang? Who is this, and what have you done with the Professor?) I just laughed. He led me to the room with the 3 Pokeballs.. I've been waiting so long for this!
"Go ahead Krystal, choose!" he smiled and let them all out. There I saw the Pokemon's happy faces full of cheeriness! They were all a different color, I knew that they were shinies. (Of course! Because shiny Pokemon are just soooo common.)
"So cut-" Just as I was about speak, the Charmander immediately hopped into my arms! (Good job Charmander! You just sold your soul to the devil.)
"Well.. looks like the Pokemon has chosen the Trainer instead!" laughed Professor Oak.
"Well, it looks like my decision is made for me!" I laughed and chose Charmander.
"Char!" it laughed happy and climbed on my shoulder. Professor Oak gave me a Pokedex. I looked up Charmander's data.
"Charmander, the Lizard Pokemon. The flame at the tip of its tail makes a sound as it burns. You can only hear it in quiet places." (Pokemon Yellow Entry, this is one of few things true.)
I couldn't help but notice that the other Pokémon looked a bit down. (I guess selling your soul is a Pokemon's goal in life.) Professor Oak motioned me to come over to the inner part of the lab.
"Krystal... as I was saying.. I have never done this before, I would like it if you took all the starters," he smiled. (Why couldn't you have said this in the other part of the lab?) My eyes and mouth simultaneously grew wide open.
"P-Professor!" I gasped in surprise. (Really? I gasped in fear.)
"You're the only one I can trust with these Pokemon, trainers like Ash and Gary... I fear the future of Pokemon with trainers like them around," he sighed. (What in the world is going on! They do great things in the future! Ash saves the world here and there and Gary becomes a great Professor!)
"A-Are you just testing me?" I gasped, a bit getting paranoid. (Please let it be a lie, please let it be a lie, please let it be a lie...)
"No Krystal, I'm being 100% serious," (Ahhh, Tarous crap!) said Oak in a very stern but friendly tone. " No trainer has the amount of potential you do," he smiled. "Go on, choose them," he smiled. I paused. Oak came over and picked Squirtle up.
"Go on, my dear, there's nothing to fear," he smiled.
I happily picked up Squirtle. But not Bulbasaur since it's the weakest starter. (Oak asked you to take all of them you insensitive woman! Many trainers would love that oppurtunity. I hope you die by a Solarbeam/Frenzy Plant/Leaf Storm/Petal Dance combo in the face from a Venasaur! I don't care that isn't even possible!) Another girl came in at that moment and chose Bulbasaur. I looked up Squirtle on the Pokedex. (Why? I thought you got a perfect score on your test. I thought you knew everything about Pokemon Ms. Mary-Sue.)
Squirtle, The Tiny Turtle Pokemon. After birth, its back swells and hardens into a shell. Powerfully sprays foam from its mouth.
"Thank you so much Professor!" I expressed my gratitude when the girl left that is. (Yes, because it would be so embarressing to say it in front of someone else.)
"Krystal, with you as a trainer.. the future of Pokemon is bright. (He is actually right, the world will be a giant fireball.) No go, go out and explore this vast world of Pokemon many adventures await you," he said. Professor Oak gave me Pokemon Food as well. I had never ventured out of Pallet Town before except to Viridian City where the Trainer's School was. (I don't remember it being manditory to go to Pokemon ACADAMY, not school, to be a trainer.)
"Goodbye Professor!" I said and headed out the lab. I was elated! My mom is never home because she's working. (Oh no, here comes the crappy backstory, brace yourself.) If she is home it's usually at 7:00 A.M. My parents are divorced. Even though nothing happens in Pallet Town. I've seen alot of things legendary Pokemon such as Lugia and Mew. (Hey everybody, I just saw a flock of twenty Moltres fly by today. Also five Mewtwo, three Deoxys, and seven Darkrai have an epic battle to the death. Anybody seen anything rare like a Rattata, I need something to catch other than all these Dialga and Palkia.) My parents would fight often so I had to go out of the house. Once I had to stay at Professor Oak's house for 3 whole years because my parents fought so much. (This Prof. Oak seems a little creepy.)
Once during soccer practice, my dad didn't think I tried hard enough so he tired to break my arm by stepping on it repeatedly. (One, does Kanto have any laws, or do they just come and go? Two, where is this great man you speak of?) Prof. Oak was the only father figure I had in my life. (And at one time your crush as well, you have a strange relationship.) My mom had disappeared for awhile and then when she came back she divorced dad. Prof. Oak was kind enough to step in and take me under his wing. So I grew up with Gary too except Professor Oak didn't like him as much. He was a complete nuisance. (He is your own flesh and blood Oak, you should like him more than some random girl from down the street.)
"Hey move it, dweeb!" I turned around to see Gary and Ash.
"Wow, you guys are soo freaking late!" I snapped. (It was 5:30 not too long ago, what is it now? 6:00 at most?)
"Whatever!" snapped Gary and he ran in the lab.
"Gramps! I'm fed up with waiting! Where are my damn Pokemon!" he bitched. (Someone doesn't like Gary.)
"I'm here Professor!" yelled Ash. (Hi Ash.)
"Well! You two are late as usual, (Again, what time is it?) I'm sorry but all the starters have been given out!" he snapped. I knew what I had to do.
"Professor, if I may help them catch their own Pokemon? You look tired," I said, really concerned for the Professor's well being. (Oh, you little suck-up.)
"Krystal... you would do that for me?" he sounded very relieved. (Yes, because giving Gary the Squirtle and Ash a Pikachu is too much effort.)
"Yes, of course," I smiled angelically. (There is nothing angelic about her!)
"Hey! She has more than one starter! That's not fair!" bitched Gary noticing my Squirtle in hand. (He does have a good point.)
"Gary, a Pokemon should be with a trainer who it feels happy being around," (That's why every Pokemon that is caught loves its trainer instantly.) said Oak. "And Squirtle wants to be with Krystal," Before Gary and Ash commenced arguing I led them outside to catch their Pokemon.
"Move it Ashie boy!" snapped Gary and shoved past him.
"Will you guys stop acting like immature morons?" (What has Ash done immature so far? All he has done was say hi.) I snapped. "I'm surprised you even managed to pass the aptitude test with a 60%!" (I thought she was the only one to pass.)
"Whatever Krystal, you're such a freaking suck-up!" (These are wise words.) said Gary. "That's not going to work in Pokemon Battles!" (He's right, that's when Author magic kicks in.)
"Okay then, maybe you can catch your Pokémon on your own then!" I said with a grin and walked off with Charmander in my hands. Squirtle was on my head.
"No! Wait! You can show me!" said Ash. At least he was willing to cooperate. (Seriously! What has Ash done wrong in this story yet?)
"Okay!" I said. "Now pay attention," we went beyond Pallet Town and into the road (How do you get inside a road? Please teach me!) we looked around for Pokemon. Ash was eager to catch anything.
"I'll take that one!" he said pointing at a Pikachu he took out his Pokedex and looked up Pikachu's data. (Pikachu cannot be found in Route 1, the closest place is Viridian Forset. The only logical explaination is someone recently released it.)
"Pikachu, the Mouse Pokemon. This Pokémon has electricity-storing pouches on its cheeks. These appear to become electrically charged during the night while Pikachu sleeps. It occasionally discharges electricity when it is dozy after waking up."
I threw a Lab Ball at it. I had invented these for Professor Oak so that we won't harm wild Pokemon. A Pokemon caught with a Lab ball is immediately sent to the Laboratory from which it belongs to. A Pokemon caught in a Lab Ball has no trainer. (What the crap is going on here? Did she just say she made a slighty modified Master Ball?)
Ash thanked me and ran off to the Lab to get his Pokemon. Gary lucked out and caught a wild Squirtle with his. (Then why were you there if he caught it himself?) Afterwards I went home to eat Breakfast and Lunch. (It's called Brunch sweetie.) I had a long ass trip ahead of me. Gary and Ash joined me at the lab for lunch. (Wait, I thought you had Brunch at HOME.)
"I'm going to be Pokemon Master!" said Ash. "What about you, Krystal?" he asked.
"I"m going to be a Pokemon Master as well, and a Professor," I replied. (Instead of just a Professor, now she wants to be a Pokemon Master too.)
"You can't be both dummy," said Gary. (Gary is really wise in this story.)
"Fuck off," I snapped. " Unlike you, I scored a 100 on the aptitude test, I'm also the President of 10 clubs at school but not now since I graduated, I also had Valedictorian and Honor Roll," I said. (Did she mention she has an IQ of 10000, control time and space, and make clones of herself? No? Must only be on the uneddited version.) I had some cereal, grilled cheese sandwiches (3), orange juice, and hashbrowns. (I bet she worries about her figure a lot.) Gary was hurriedly eating. (So? You brought this up because...) The lab is almost my second home. I had to pack lunch ( Pizza(4) and some Ramen ( 24) (Wait a minute. You just had brunch, you're packing more food for lunch, and you have enough food for almost two weeks for myself. Top Raman has about 400 calories a thing, 9600 calories for all of it. Just an average cheese pizza has at the lowest about 2000 calories, 8000 calories. And the ramen and pizza together you get 17600 calories for ONE meal. How fat are you if that's just for lunch?) I packed plenty of Pokemon Food and Water too. I put it all in my Backpack that mom gave me. (I thought your mom doesn't care about you, and how big is that thing? Is it one of those hammerspace ones?) I pinned my hair at the side and let it down my shoulder.
I put on white tube top that only revealed my shoulders and upper back and it had no sleeves or stapes. (The perfect example for the younger generation.) It didn't show off my middle at all. (Riiiigghhtttt.) I put on jean jacket and navy blue shorts with Pokeballs at the back. (Isn't the back of shorts your butt?) I put on tennis shoes and set out for my journey away from the hick Town known as Pallet. (Are you insulting it?) I would always keep in touch with Professor Oak. (Of course you would. He is after all your father figure. Or was it you crush? Or was it your slave? Hmmm...)
A/n: Review please, Emily! (Because she will be the only nonflamer.) Well that's Chapter 1 :).
(And that is chapter 1, the saniest of them all. Should I keep doing this? Am I doing a good job? Does anybody actually like the story? I only know the answer to one of these questions.)