I'm not sure why I'm doing this, but I have an urge to write couples I DONT EVEN SUPPORT! I'm such a weirdo.
LilyLunaPotter
(Whirlwind Lily)
(How dangerous)
(Destroys all the couples in her path)
(No one has to know, Teddy!)
..
First up was DomandAareon
(He was oh-so-very forbidden
You couldn't helpstopcontrol yourself)
He kissed me first, Dom!
(Lieslieslies)
..
Next was LucyandLysander
(His blueblueblue eyes CAP|TIV|AT|ED you.
You lost allofyour controlgriphandle of yourself.)
He cornered me, Lucy!
(liar)
..
So Tornado Lily Luna continues on.
(You just don't know just when to stop, do ya LilyLuna?)
But still, she continues with her Kiss&Ditch routine.
It starts when she sways her hips, just a bit more than usual.
Then, a quickquickquick kiss.
By then, it don't matter if they're taken
Because they're yoursyoursyours for the night.
By dawn you're long gone,
And all they've got are these hotheatedintimate memories,
and the lipstick stain on the edge of their collar.
..
Finally you come to the one.
The one you really want.
TeddyLupin
Darn shame he's taken by your ohsoperfect cousin.
That never stopped you before.
(No one ever has to know, Teddy!)
..
Little ol' Victoire
(Y'know Teddy's wife?)
Overhears you t2w2o2 one night.
She came home 2t2w2o nights early,
as a surprise to her ever so (UN)faithful Teddy.
She's shattered.
..
Victoire refused to say why,
But she didn't come to Sunday at the Burrow.
She's eyeing that knife,
ready to falltripland innto oldburiedended stress relief tactics.
..
Dom finds out nextnext.
She can see it.
Besides, people don't know she's there.
She's the eversoperceptive Shadow.
So she whispers to James
(The only one who realizes she's there,
Cause he's sitting with her.)
..
("Hey James?")
("Yeah?")
(Didja hear?)
('Bout what, Dom?)
(Teddy and Lily!)
(What?)
(They've been having trysts together, haven't you heard? Whenever Victoire's not home.)
(I'll kill him!)
So JamesJamesJames was the nextnextnext to find out.
..
Well James didn't wait.
He stormed up to Teddy in front of the whole WeasleyPotterScmander etcetc Clan.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, TEDDY! YOU'RE MARRIED AND SHE'S TEN YEARS YOUNGER"
So Teddy and Lily admitconfessrepent.
..
Everyone seems to be pissed at someone
and Teddy and Whirlwind Lily go to confess to Victoire.
Who wasn't there today.
..
Well Vicky's home alright.
Her wrists are slit
and tear tracks remain.
She's dead(goneforever)
With a note on top of her hand.
..
It reads,
(Teddy. I heard you and Lily two nights ago. I thought you were faithful to me, Teddy. If you had to cheat on me,
did it have to be my little cousin? Did I do something wrong?
Goodbye, Teddy.
Toire)
Without the AN it was 663 words. Woah.