One day the continuity pixie decided to take a vacation. He was slightly concerned about all the stories that would be written while he was gone, but then remembered that he could regulate those stories to fan fiction when he got back. With this swell idea, he spread his magnificent six inch wingspan (he's a pixie) and took off into the sunset towards the pixie equivalent of the Bahamas.

Meanwhile …

"What a marvelous day to write a story!" exclaimed Generic Writer 1. "Perhaps I shall cause wacky adventures in an exciting crossover adventure today! Surely my vast amount of readers will appreciate my keen wit and story crafting abilities!" He/she/it paused in thought. Suddenly a light bulb appeared over GW1's head. "I can cross over Justice League with all sorts of other dimensions! They have that Thanagarian teleporter thing right? Alien tech is always malfunctioning for zany adventures! That will have to wait till after dinner, since I hear my parental unit calling."

An unspecified amount of time later …

"Perhaps I should do research for my story. These are dearly loved and established characters after all." Generic paused in thought. "Unfortunately that would take far too long. I must write down my spectacular ideas right away and post them to the Internet immediately!" Without further ado, GW 1 sat down and started his/her/its tale.

It was a splendid day in space, despite the fact that there was no atmosphere to produce weather. "What a splendid day it is!" proclaimed Superman. "I certainly hope it stays this way, as I have a date with the lovely Lois Lane tonight. It would be horrible if some unforeseen and completely unpreventable incident occurred and ruined my date. It would make me very sad and probably cause me to angst for a bit."

At this moment Batman unmelted from out of the shadows. He could do this because he had ninja training. Special ninja training. "Superman, it is a Bad Idea to speak your thoughts out loud. Who knows who might hear them."

In a far away and unrelated place, the in-character fairy decided to take a vacation. If the continuity pixie could do it, so could she!

Suddenly Wonder Woman flew in and hugged Batman. "Oh Batman, you are the love of my life and the only one for me! Say you love me!"

Batman gazed deeply into her beautiful insert appropriate color eyes. He felt the icy stone he had for a heart begin to melt from all the love in her gaze and other such crap.

"Wonder Woman!" he cried, ignoring the fact that he knew her real name. "Wonder Woman, we must be Soul Mates and Made for Each Other. We should get married right now!"

Just then the Flash showed up. He took in the floating hearts and pink sparkles surrounding Batman and Wonder Woman and turned to Superman.

"Superman," he said. "We have a Big Problem. That big green guy who hangs out here all the time says some of our alien technology is acting up. He wants us all in the teleporter room."

"Okay," Superman replied.

One scene change later, everyone was gathered in the teleporter room. This could mean anywhere from the original league to the upwards of one hundred members that the League had at one point. It will be vague to give more character leeway in the future.

"The Thanagarian teleporter thing is acting up," The Big Green Guy Whose Name Escapes Me At The Moment announced. "I had everyone gather here to stop whatever surely horrible thing will jump through from another dimension at any moment."

He was unable to say more as at that moment the Thanagarian Teleporter Thing, which had graduated to proper noun status, started to glow eerily. Everyone let out a great gasp as a group of beings stepped through the portal from another dimension.

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AN: MWUAHAHAHA! You'll have to wait for my sister to write the next chapter. This is Round Robin style, so I don't know what she'll write and vice versa. :)