Luna was looking at him strangely. But then again she looked at everyone strangely. Glancing behind him and seeing no one that was calling for her attention, Neville decided to ask. "What is it?"
Luna tilted her head to the side, "I don't think you would like her."
"Her? Who, her?"
"Hannah Abbott. I don't think you'd like her. Even if she was the last one at Hogwarts. She's beneath you."
"Beneath …. Luna, what are you talking about?"
But Luna ignored the question, instead looking to the head table. "I don't think Dumbledore's gay either."
Now Neville was truly at a loss, shaking his head and returning his attentions to his toast. A few moments passed when suddenly he had a thought, "Why do you think I'd like Hannah Abbott?" The underlying question being "Don't you know that I like you?"
Luna merely smiled, peeling her orange, "I just thought I would start some interesting breakfast conversation." Breaking the orange in half, she handed part to him, "Don't panic, Neville, I am quite in the know that you like me and I feel the same."
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Author's Notes: Thank you for reading! This is obviously in response to Jo's saying that Neville married Hannah Abbott which slightly upset me since Neville&Luna are my OTP. And the whole Dumbledore being gay thing just threw me. But yes. I hope you enjoyed this nonetheless.