The Legend of Truths and Dares
A/N: This story was up a while ago, but due the way I typed it out before and because I asked for people to leave their truth and dare demands in the form of reviews. However, that will now be changed and hopefully that will be enough to allow this story to stay up. Now, I need to address some things before this story starts.
1) As this is a story I previously created, the first three chapters, and part of the fourth, have already been made, so any truths and/or dares will be for the rest of the fourth chapter.
2) In order to give me your truths and dares, you need to PM them to me. Truths and dares in reviews won't be counted, sorry.
3) If you have a character you want me to use, whether temporarily or permanently, leave their name, description, and abilities and/or weaponry in your PM with your truths and/or dares.
4) If I get a lot of PMs, I will limit the number of sets of truths and/or dares to ten in each chapter.
5) This story will include ALL of the Legend of Zelda characters. If you can find them on Zelda Dungeon, you can ask a truth about them or demand a dare from them.
6) In this story, I will refer to myself as "Author" and I will have and ability called "Author Powers", which give me reality bending powers for the sake of helping the plot and other things.
7) Just so you know, Midna is in her imp form. Also, Majora does have a body. Just imagine the last form, but with pitch black pupils and blood red irises. Instead of whip-like tentacles he has clawed hands and medium length silver hair that's haphazardly spiked back at the top and down in the back.
I don't own any of the Legend of Zelda characters, *sniffle*, Nintendo does.
Inside an extremely large basement under a wooden house in a clearing in the middle of a remote forest sat an extremely large steel cage. Inside the cage, Link was just waking up.
"Ugh… What-what happened" Link mumbled tiredly.
"Well, look who finally woke up. It's about damn time." Said a familiar voice.
Link looked up to see Midna, who was in chains connected to the cage.
"Hey Midna. Do you know what's going on? Why are you chained up?" Link asked.
"No, I don't know what's going on. And I'm not the only one in shackles, you are too. We ALL are." Midna said with aggravation in her voice.
Link looked at his wrists, and sure enough, he had shackles on.
"Wait a minute, "all"? What do you mean by "all"?" Link asked before finally noticing the other occupants of the cage. In the cage with them were Majora, Gannondorf, Zelda, Navi, Tetra, and the rest of the Legend of Zelda series cast. "So where ARE we?" Link asked.
"Dank, dark, moldy, weird musty smell, and a rusty cage and chains… Looks like the dungeon in the Twilight Palace. Or Zant's room, that crazy fucker." Midna replied jokingly.
"What I want to know is how the hell this happened!" Gannondorf yelled.
"It probably happened when we ate that breakfast Author made for us. He probably laced it with something." Zelda deduced. Just then, they heard a slow clapping from the doorway and looked to see who it was.
"Excellent deduction, Zelda." I said with a smirk.
"You asshole! When I get my hands on you, I'm going to stab you in the kidneys and then rip out your spleen and shove it up your ass! What the fuck do you want with us?!" Tetra exclaimed.
"Well Tetra, first off, thank you for the compliment. Second, it's not necessarily what I want with you. THAT is up to the readers. After all, as of now, we are playing a game of truth or dare." I said with amusement apparent on my face.
"NOOOOOOO!" Yelled everyone in the cage.
"Please, Author, not that! Anything but that! We were in one of those before and it was horrible." Link said getting into the fetal position and rocking back and forth.
"Sorry bu-." I began.
"You're not sorry." Midna interrupted.
"True, I'm not, but it's already been set in motion and if you think you're going to disobey me and NOT do the dares, I will take a portion of you, strap you to some chairs that are placed in large tin buckets filled with water, drill metal spikes into you, and then electrocute you. The second group I will nail to a large dartboard and have darts shot at you while you spin. The third group will be tied up to a pole with chains and set in a big bonfire. I will then proceed to shoot fireworks at them as they burn. The final group will be thrown to a pack of ravenous wild dogs, which will then begin to tear them apart while they are shot at with steel BBs and frozen paintballs. And I will use my powers to make you all immortal for the duration of you torture. Understood?" I explained.
Everyone else nodded out of fear.
"Good. Now, I'm going to release you so you can get up and walk around. I also made you all breakfast, and don't worry, I didn't lace it with anything." I said.
I unlocked the cell doors and their shackles and everyone got up, stretched, and then headed upstairs to eat. As she exited the basement, Malon noticed the front door.
"Hey, are we allowed outside?" Malon asked, staring at the front door.
"Sure, I don't see why not." I answered. Malon headed outside, then started sprinting towards the forest.
"SEE YA, SUCKERS!" She yelled as she made it to the tree line. About a minute later, everyone hears explosions, lasers and guns firing, dogs barking, and Malon's screams of fear in the distance. Seconds later, they see her running back toward the house. She ran in and slammed the door shut.
"What the fuck was that?!" Malon asked, panting, out of breath, and shaking from the fear and overexertion.
"Welcome back. That was my security force, which is there in case any of you had the brilliant idea of trying to escape. Now, if we're all done with the shitty attempts to get out of doing this, let's eat. Then we can go into the living room to play video games until we get some dares.
"Fine" Everyone else agreed in defeat. And so, everyone ate then retired to the living room to hang out until it was time to answer their fates.
Sorry about the long author's note at the top, but it had to be done. Don't forget to PM me some truths and dares. Remember: truths and dares presented in reviews will not be counted because of the rules, sorry.
