The Lone Cake

A/N This supposed to be a series of one shots that are funny. Thank you for reading and give me ideas for the next one shot.

Steve. *SIGH* "KitCat30 does not own Minecraft or anything in it" "now stop poking ME"

Steves Pov:

"Uggggg" I was so hungry, my stomach growling in agreement. Walking through the abandoned village holding my stomach, I searched for anything edible. Heck! I would eat zombie flesh if I had any. Farther into the destroyed village I went my hunger becoming lower and lower. Then I spotted it, it glowed throughout this broken town. A lone cake sitting on a barely standing table. I hobbled as fast as I could to this wonderful surprise.

*Zip* I knew what I had heard before I saw it, an Enderman. Turning in frantic circles I try to spot the dark beast, but unable to find it. I turned back to the cake and my mouth dropped. The cake was GONE ALL GONE! *Zip* there it was again that awful sound, this time though I see the tall creature. In its arms held the cake. It stood there taunting me with the delicacy, daring me to go for it. GOD! how this Enderman made me mad.

Screaming a battle cry I lunge for the cake *Zip* I grab nothing, but air. Growling I ran to the Enderman lunging at the cake, only to get the same result. I tried this again and again with the same results as always. Then a plan formed in my mind, I stopped moving and stood still unmoving. The Enderman not finished taunting me stepped closer and closer taunting me more and more. I just stood there mouth watering, until the Enderman was less than an arm's length away. Then I did something it wasn't expecting, I ripped the precious cake from the dark figures grasp. The cake slid from the monster's arms the beast screaming out as the cake left its taunting grasp.

*Zip* it zoomed away watching me from afar, staring at the cake in my hand greedly. I smile in triumph with the cake in my hand, I celebrated. Then I put down the cake my hunger dangerously low, as the Enderman came closer I covered my cake. Then I almost downed the whole cake I had a few bars to fill. With two slices remaining I look towards the Enderman smugly smiling, but the smile dropped as the Enderman looked down sadly, it too was hungry. I motioned it over with pity, slowly the Enderman complied. Giving the black mob the last two slices, the mobs eyes lit up as it ate the cake. The Enderman rarely leaves my side now, only to go find cake of course! I named the dude Endy the Enderman and we are good companions although he does argue that he saw the cake first. HAIL NO! I SAW IT FIRST!

A/N What Steve wanted cake\_('.')_/ Thank you please give me ideas

Steve. "I SURE DID, MHHHH CAKE"

Endy. "GURGLE"

Steve. "yes.. yes with sprinkles, what about the frosting.

Endy. "GURRRRRGLEEE"

Steve. "well of course we will have extra chocolate frosting"

KitCat30. *Claps* "you guys it's time to go for now see you next shot! I hope."

Steve. "Thank you! Now I am gonna go get some cake"

*ZIP*

Steve. "Gosh Darn it ENDY! why you gotta steal the cake?!"

Endy. "Gurgle gurgle guuuuuurrrrrrglllllleeeee"